Breakfast
Lunch
Dinner
anyone who calls those three any different is a cunt.
For example, people call 'dinner', 'tea'.
Fucking losers!
Breakfast
Lunch
Dinner
anyone who calls those three any different is a cunt.
For example, people call 'dinner', 'tea'.
Fucking losers!
also
people who say "brunch" unironically are losers too.
correct
'TEA'
Is a drink. Not an evening meal.
You both suck.
Racists.
you've obviously got a lot of misplaced aggression.
Perhaps we could talk it out over a nice spot of brunch.
*explodes*
arrrgghh
oh wait irony
(y)
christmas dinner
is at lunchtime though?
yeah
but that's one day a year.
so on that day
what's the meal after dinner called?
so i can avoid being a cunt...
anything
it's christmas, I'm a lovely guy then.
:D
cool, glad we got that sorted.
breakfast
you fat cunt
It's not a lunch time though
once all your cunting relatives have finished opening presents and sorting out all the fucking little bits that everyone HAS to have on their plate, you sit down to a cold meal about 4 or 5 o'clock.
is supper too posh?
we've always called it that
And what's a suitable name for a mid-morning snack and cup of tea?
Eh?
playpiece
elevenes
right
im going to go and have my TEA. im having burgers.
I'm having sausages
for my TEA.
And I had a sandwich for my DINNER.
I never have supper, because I'm not a twat.
Er sory to throw a spanner in the works
but Im a fat B and so what do you call the meal after dinner
i.e. Breakfast
Lunch
Dinner
-------
surely supper is acceptable?
It is with me
that's what I call them
(Y)
IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER!
RRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
HOFO
Etiquette, the number of knives and forks and the right sort are importent
your cruet set should also be 'correct'.
Similarly your eating occasion noun should be correct.
On this subject what do all the Disers do with napkins when they go to a swanky restaurant?
Wipe my face when I get food on it.
That's what napkins are for, right?
Yeah, I know what you mean, nah I don't usually bother putting it around me neck/on my lap.
i always suddently realise its there
and go. OH! whats this. And tap face.
wrong
pre-brekkie
brekkie
lekkie
linner
dinner
dupper
supper
cant go without my seven meals a day
Mart, you're wrong
Breakfast
Elevenses
Lunch
Tea (you need your cake fix around 4pm!)
Dinner
Supper (if you're fat)
^
you've still got the basics right thiygh.
*though
Yeah, but it's important to be totally clear
Look at all the dissenters you've already got talking about needing supper, etc.
I'm not the leader of this generation
I merely started it.
You know at school
What were the irritating women who served you the midday meal called?
Dinnerladies? Not lunch ladies?
YES.
You Are Wrong
My evening meal tends to be called "tea". If you want to call it something else fine but I have no shame in this matter.
Fascist.
Shouting 'tea time!'
is way more fun than shouting 'dinner time!'