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by Martbowski

Breakfast
Lunch
Dinner

anyone who calls those three any different is a cunt.
For example, people call 'dinner', 'tea'.
Fucking losers!

Martbowski | 18 Jul '06, 18:24 | Send note | Report this | Reply

also

people who say "brunch" unironically are losers too.


correct


'TEA'

Is a drink. Not an evening meal.


You both suck.

Racists.


you've obviously got a lot of misplaced aggression.

Perhaps we could talk it out over a nice spot of brunch.


*explodes*

arrrgghh


oh wait irony

(y)


christmas dinner

is at lunchtime though?


yeah

but that's one day a year.


so on that day

what's the meal after dinner called?

so i can avoid being a cunt...


anything

it's christmas, I'm a lovely guy then.


:D

cool, glad we got that sorted.


breakfast

you fat cunt


It's not a lunch time though

once all your cunting relatives have finished opening presents and sorting out all the fucking little bits that everyone HAS to have on their plate, you sit down to a cold meal about 4 or 5 o'clock.


right

im going to go and have my TEA. im having burgers.


I'm having sausages

for my TEA.

And I had a sandwich for my DINNER.

I never have supper, because I'm not a twat.


Er sory to throw a spanner in the works

but Im a fat B and so what do you call the meal after dinner
i.e. Breakfast
Lunch
Dinner
-------

surely supper is acceptable?
It is with me


IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER!

RRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!


HOFO

Etiquette, the number of knives and forks and the right sort are importent
your cruet set should also be 'correct'.
Similarly your eating occasion noun should be correct.

On this subject what do all the Disers do with napkins when they go to a swanky restaurant?


Wipe my face when I get food on it.

That's what napkins are for, right?

Yeah, I know what you mean, nah I don't usually bother putting it around me neck/on my lap.


i always suddently realise its there

and go. OH! whats this. And tap face.


wrong

pre-brekkie
brekkie
lekkie
linner
dinner
dupper
supper

cant go without my seven meals a day


Mart, you're wrong

Breakfast
Elevenses
Lunch
Tea (you need your cake fix around 4pm!)
Dinner
Supper (if you're fat)


^

you've still got the basics right thiygh.


*though


Yeah, but it's important to be totally clear

Look at all the dissenters you've already got talking about needing supper, etc.


I'm not the leader of this generation

I merely started it.


You know at school

What were the irritating women who served you the midday meal called?

Dinnerladies? Not lunch ladies?

YES.


You Are Wrong

My evening meal tends to be called "tea". If you want to call it something else fine but I have no shame in this matter.

Fascist.


Shouting 'tea time!'

is way more fun than shouting 'dinner time!'