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by Judge_B
Judge_B | 21 Jul '06, 14:34 | Send note | Report this | Reply

on my mind

is piles of emo hair


this happened to me recently

only it was my toenail


India skull man pulls huge crowds

What a headline.


i hid the toenail in bed

on my wifes side. I wish I'd kept it now.


She obviously

ate it.


No she was disgusted

got cross. I told her to "calm down" etc etc


My

girlfriend hates it when I bite my toenails


my girlfriend hates it when

she doesnt exist


I did a really cool laugh in response to that

It was a short sharp, "haha"; perfect. Wish I'd recorded it.


My girlfriend hates it when I bite her toenails


No way can

I reach my toes with my mouth. I'm like a giraffe. With toes.


no

you pick them with your hands and then bite them, and then leave them everywhere


Why would you do that?

To check if they're genuine?


Somehow, it was better when the toenail was still attached to your foot...


^ this

i never even knew there were such things as toenail clippers until i mkoved in with Mr Slicky picking with fingers was the only way I knew.

I blame my Dad, so uncooth





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