Following on from my other thread, where would you NEVER want to do the sex? I don't get the whole, quickie in a toilet thing, that is where people do poo and wee and its smelly and disgusting and would be uncomfortable and is basically the most un-sexy location i can imagine. I'd also never join the mile high clib, cos that would have to be in the toilet too wouldn't it?
DIScuss........
i will admit
that in my last job i had a blowjob in the toilet at work...during worktime. it was on a different floor and nobody was around and it was very exciting!
a graveyard
oh yeah
i second that emotion.
Tuco, i can understand the excitement factor, it being at a forbidden time/place, i wouldn't mind an encounter at work, but in a deserted room or store cupboard or something. Not the stinky toilet. Ever.
it was quite clean
to be fair...it was on a floor that wasnt being used. there was a big full length mirror in there too so that was even better!
Well
thats not as bad then,'cos one thats in use would smell and that would just be rank.
i wasnt really
taking any notice of the toilet to be honest!
Hahahahaha
this
is a sexy thread. why arent people responding :(
I used to live in a graveyard.
TSOPTC FACT!!
Because not everyone is as crude as you
:| Yeah!:)
because
there aren't many places people don't want to fuck in?
OK, where would I least like to have sex?
Probably in my mum's eyeline - that would be pretty awful.
why isn't anyone responding?
Because it's a stupid thread. Where would I least like to have sex?
On broken glass?
On an oilrig?
In South Lebanon?
In a snowstorm?
In 1621?
In Neptune's atmosphere?
Don't forget it's a bit late for this.
Most respectable people who like sex and can have it are, er, having it. While we, the internet, are sat here scratching our balls.
*sob*
*wank*
*sob*
im certainly not scratching my balls!
:D
well
all the threads were boring.
Or started by that troll :(
i was trying to spice things up little, so sue me tony!
Parent's Bedroom
I once did the beast with two backs in a girlfriend's parent's bed... and it made me more nervous than excited. I kept having visions of her short Irish Dad getting back earlier and bursting through the door, tie tied around head, brandishing a belt and aiming it at my face.
not sure there is a never ever type place
but from personal experience - the beach is simply uncomfortable, pub toilets can be fun if you are drunk as are anywhere really, alleys, the street, oh fck ABANDON ?
No. I shall persevere for the sake of the thread.
Never? A funeral?
anywhere.
sXe