No, I'm not making this up (if only I was): Johnny Cash, the musical, is due to open in 2006. According to those in the know, the show won't mimic the dreadful 'We Will Rock You', where the music of Queen is used as a soundtrack to some flimsy story about, um, I dunno what, actually. Instead, it'll concentrate on telling the late singer's story with a fair degree of accuracy.

It's hardly going to make for a jovial evening's entertainment, is it?

* You can't really, not yet. Sorry.