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Captain Richards: Keith to Join Depp in Pirates 2

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by Sean Adams
Ooooh! Gossip! Keith Richards to shiver some timbers...

It'd been rumoured for a while, but now it has been confirmed that Captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp) counterpart/father in the follow-up to Disney's Pirates of the Carribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl , will be his drunk-pirate inspiration, Mr.Keith Richards.

Keef (as he's known to Mick) has signed up for four guaranteed days of shooting, after his reluctance was overcome by Oasis' sometime ghost guitarist, Johnny Depp.

There will be two sequels to DiS' film of last year. The films are set to shoot back-to-back beginning in February, the first of which will be titled Pirates of the Caribbean: Treasures of the Lost Abyss.

Richards apparently has already had a costume fitting in preparation for filming. Plus Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Keira Knightley, Mackenzie Crook and Geoffrey Rush are all reportedly returning for the sequels, which is being helmed by director Gore Verbinski.

Insert quote about Johnny's inspiration here: "I sort of thought that pirates would be the rock and roll stars of the 18th century. And the greatest rock 'n' roll star of all time is Keith Richards. Hands down."

Keith is currently working with Mick on the new Stones studio album, the follow-up to 1997's Bridges to Babylon.


Captain Richards: Keith to Join Depp in Pirates 2

Oh yes. I hope the films aren't crap, but I'll have to see them anyway because of this.

Captain Richards: Keith to Join Depp in Pirates 2

The film was shit in the first place, but Depp made it genius...and so I wait to see if this one's any good.

Captain Richards: Keith to Join Depp in Pirates 2

i enjoyed the first one, mindless rubbish of course, but a good laugh - this one will be great with keith richards in it :)

Captain Richards: Keith to Join Depp in Pirates 2

he wont actually appear until the second sequel thats released 6mths after the 1st one

the first one is ace. but rubbish, these will probably be toss but i wait to be proved wrong

Captain Richards: Keith to Join Depp in Pirates 2

Let's think. A great film. Two sequels then made at the same time and released six months apart. Both rubbish. Nope... nothing like that has ever happened before has it? So we should be OK.

Captain Richards: Keith to Join Depp in Pirates 2

oh i'm just really chuffed about that.

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Captain Richards: Keith to Join Depp in Pirates 2

That article took on a whole new meaning when I kept reading 'Johnny Depp' as 'Johnny Marr'. That's a fun game - read one name as someone completely different and see what the article means. Haw haw haw.

Captain Richards: Keith to Join Depp in Pirates 2

Who gives a fuck?

All sequels are shit. If everybody stopped going to see sequels then the quality of stuff coming out of Hollywood would be significantly higher. That's a fact.

Stop going to sequels you tools.

Re: Captain Richards: Keith to Join Depp in Pirates 2

Slides in the Godfather 2, Empire Strikes Back, X-Men 2 and Gremlins 2 as proof against the notion... and yes Gremlins 2 is fucking ace.

Re: Captain Richards: Keith to Join Depp in Pirates 2

Gremlins 2?
You are so wrong.
But add Back To The Future 2.
Now you're talking - vastly superior to the first.

Captain Richards: Keith to Join Depp in Pirates 2

Cue: Thousands of messages about sequels that are decent, and how that post is a massive generalisation.

Captain Richards: Keith to Join Depp in Pirates 2

It may be a little shallow but if Miss Knightley is appearing I will be watching..




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