All these threads about who is what on DiS and never any variation so now i'm asking you if DiS people were objects what would they be? Don't force it only note people you want to and be honest. Not nasty though.
Mon list:
Hollywood Freak - a vanity case
Crablin - an ecstasy tablet vs a razor blade
SCL - The Aciiiiiid face
I Deserve To Be In Your Band- a can of red stripe
Wishpig - a pin badge with a knowing slogan
Bamos - the Marx brother
Brainlove - an andy warhol pop art that's one repeated image 10x
Nice Squirrel - a kitsch 50s kitten ornament
Pretty Vacant - one of those popular 1960s portraits of a woman that veer from exotic to graphic novel
Alcxxk - a man bag that is wholly impractical but looks good.
Theo - An army issue kagoul
RnR massacre - a wilting sunflower
homesick - an ipod with oversize chrome headphones
Accidental - a quill dipped in blood red ink
Grindrod - a new £10 note
Sean - a battered cult novel that splits the opinions of its readers
guntrip - a black rubber cape
Lyle - scrambled eggs (uh huh it's food)
Fullerov - a vinyl record labelled as mint
Now you, cause i got bored
greatest/strangest thread ever?
i wouldnt know where to begin with adding to it in a worthwhile manner.
you are a bag
a MAN bag
scrotum?
or like, a codger.
you old codger you.
Red Stripe?
do i got that 'easy island vibe'?
:D
how about me?
or what you know of me?
THE Marx Brother?
Which one? Richard?
Karl?
Howard?
Bamos.
Standing up for the working man.
sitting
down more like.
lazy bugger
i SWEAR i left her by the river
i SWEAR i left her safe and sound...
:D i like mine.
Miserabli:
An occasional table
Spot on.
bobbygeorge
an 'erotic-themed' rubber duck
bang on.
Patricide
A tea strainer
Prole
A small goat
Darcy
Five slightly burnt roast potatoes
Judge_B
A blender
Colonol K
A ladyshave
colonol_k
A flickering neon sign above a Billericay kebab shop
JINX
Errr
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thewarn
A very small shoe (left, childs size 5 1/2)
traynor
a regurgitated werthers original
.
.
What? An 'army issue kagou'?
Wow. I feel wronged! :-(
Surely I'm more a of a Swiss Army Knife?
sadface
+l
hmm...
smilingcrazylady
A bag of Hula Hoops. Open.
Can i have an object pretty please?
:)
junkstaposition
A helmet fashioned out of a massive watermelon
Junkstaposition
a tennis ball in a sock(unspecified).
Heheh
although both utterly rubbish, they both made me laugh
*round of applause*
crablin = an apple
shirley?
black rubber cape?
i've been called worse, i guess...
Hannah82
a keyboard where the 'shift' and '1' keys don't work.
Oh, tis but a dream
i want an object too :(
You're the object
OF MY DESIRE.
sarkyfox
Green knitted scarf with knitting needles still in.
i can live with that.
:) can it be sparkly green wool?
Thats how i imagined it
:)
sarkyfox
A FOX WITH A PROBLEM WITH BEING SARCASTIC LOLLL
rapscalion
An oversized novelty cheque
Aww - Rappers
would be a cute little mole soft toy.
why does this post
scare me slightly now?
Because
humping a mole is somewhat wrong?
tom from sparks
A disposable barbecue
I'll be happy...
to grill your sausage anytime you want.
:D
this thread is brilliant.
monpot
A He-Man pillowcase
I like the way your brain works bamos
Nice to know a grown man can still be a little bit ridiculous
grown man?
heartbroken_star
A manhole cover
do me! do me!
Harlot!
yeah
join the queue bamos.
indieAndy_Jones
A bobble hat, large
therapyrock
A map of Finland
i_are_scientist
The first five holes of Bournemouth's premier crazy golf course
jack_el_biscuit
Mr Men salt and pepper shakers
Bamos
a steak and ale pie
freerangefrog
Declan Donnellys left thumb
bamos
a traffic cone.
mug mug mug
a cup of mixed spices (cracked)
Fullerov
the 14th exit on the M11
Moribund
A bag of onions painted with the faces of dying nuns
Meths
Lloyd Hunnigans milk teeth
Moker
A baby rectangle
what?
yes!
stubryce
Early morning in Lanzarote
Fishplums
The devil himself!
eh?!
I share your surprise
Did I really post all this? MOST unlike me!
thank you I think
peggancie
a discarded tea soaked sachet of salt on a Little Chef floor
Dalkin
Three scotch eggs
Awwwww
This really is the best thread ever.
thewarn
cuddly toy (disembodied)
Anschul
An effortless elegant sharp suit
objectify me!
IrishMagpie
A babies rattle
IrishMagpie
Judge B
irishmagpie
a slightly dog-eared creative zen manual
james_delve
A 'For Sale' sign. Yourmove, possibly. It's too far away to see properly
cunt
The first Bros album
best thread ever :D
When will I be famous?
I can't answer that!
utm_usic
A loofah
Meths
an internal office memo not telling you a great deal
^
POT motherfucking D
I'd MF agree with that.
WHAT!
Do one back!
Do one back!
i cant. i dont even uderstand this game
me neither
get bamos to do it.
lets see
marcofella - one of those keyrings with coloured buttons that people with roadrage used to get for christmas in the 90s
thewarn - an extra large global hypercolour tshirt
-raz- - an oversized wallet chain
I would be
one of those Billy Bass fish.
Yourmom
A sprig of holly cast all too knowingly into the fire
Commandercool
The bikesheds 15 seconds before Mr Gribble arrives
random selectaah
less than zero - a michael jackson russian doll that gets progressively younger and blacker as it gets smaller
wishpig - an unpainted set of orks from Warhammer 40000
tom from sparks - a roasted parsnip being fought over for christmas dinner
i_deserve_to_be_in_your_band - a bongo
What's thewarn, bamos?
I've got my suspicions, confirm them for me!
do me, I have to go home soon
thewarn
Kinga from Big Brother's homemade sex tapes. Betamax.