Plan B is not only the name of a nice magazine, but also a real life man! A man that raps, no less! A man that raps, no less, that's hitting the road, no less, really soon. No less. What?

The rapping rapper man - he'll stab you in the eye, yo, with a fucking Biro - kicks off with a couple of Irish dates at the end of September before doing the YOO-KAY in October. He also plays London's Buffalo Bar tonight (click), like you're bothered.

Yeah, the same Biro that you use to sign your Giro, you fuckin' wino.

Plan B's debut album of pottymouthed rhymes is out now. It's called Who Needs Actions When You Got Words. Because you can bake a pizza by talking to it. Silly.

A single, 'No More Eatin'', will be out soon.

September
29 Dublin Spirit
30 Derry Nerve Centre

October
4 Sheffield Leadmill
5 Manchester Academy 2
6 Liverpool Academy
7 Glasgow Arches
9 Leeds Cockpit
10 Preston 53 Degrees
11 Bristol Anson Rooms
12 Cardiff Solus (University)
14 London Shepherd's Bush Empire (*)
15 Birmingham Academy 2
17 Southampton University
19 Norwich venue tbc
20 Cambridge Junction
21 Oxford Brooks University

(*) - Support on this date is not from MC CrabbyCrab