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I totally just shat my pants

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by hollywood_freak

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hollywood_freak | 26 Aug '06, 21:16 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Did you forgot...

to remove them when you went to the toilet again?


and the first thing you do

is make a thread about it, thats dedication


...

That's hot.


You shat your pants ?

What, did you eat them, and not digest them properly ?
Wash them before you wear them again.


No.

Food + Digest system + my pants = shat my pants.


*shat IN my pants

^worst pedantry ever


So then...

what situation forced the evacuation of your bowels?


a fart

and a diet consisting purely of cheese and sausage rolls.


It's great you feel comfortabel talking about such things.

Hope you weren't in too public a place at the time.


I am home alone and near a shitter.

Luckly it was not as disatarous as it could have been. (If i had 3 quid more and I'd be at a gig)


HA HA HA HA HA

I hope you did wash said pants straight away, we were talking about poo at the dinner table the other day (my auntie was round, she loves talking shit :P) and apparently poo stains dont wash out unless you get them straight away.


On it!


I've seen it all now,

a thread announcing incontinence. Oh dear ;P


I'm waiting for...

a post announcing premature ejaculation.


I'd love to prematurely ejaculate.

I usually cum when the girl gone home fed up 45 minutes ago.