And since you decided to make a little rhyme, I'll do one of my own. It goes as follows:
There was a "man" named skinnylong
And it was pretty apparent that he had no dong
He was mad because he inane posts made everyone pissed
So he went to boyfriends house and they kissed
Not to mention he was a racist
But then he decided it must end
The cops knew what he did to that kid and were just 'round the bend
So he tied up the noose and hung himself with a shriek
And that's the last we saw of that 31 year message board trolling freak
I know he'll say that this is stupid and he didn't read this post
But that's ok because I use jam when I eat french toast