I REALLY REALLY want to go out dancing tonight. I have a sudden desperate urge, I havent been to a club for a whole month, I lost my I.D u see, and I dont want to risk the humiliation of being id'd. Everywhere in town i.d's these days :(
The only plave I can go is bar risa cos i have 'contacts' but thats not even a proper clubby club.
Hey! Thought! Do any of my lovely fellow Southamptoner DISers have 'contacts' any places? *crosses fingers*
get your mum
to write you a note?
hmm i used to know a door person at lennons but they moved away to leeds. sorry.
No
But im going to a "film club" at a friends house tonight.
Im cool.
oooh
what will you be watching?
I'm introducing my friend to the Goonies soon, he has never seen it :O
A life without The Goonies is a life not truly lived.
Dont know yet.
The goonies makes me lose faith in human beings.
i've never seen the goonies
i'm thinking i should be glad about this.
make them watch Visitor Q
you won't regret it...
I'll keep that in mind
And yes, dont bother with the goonies. Unless you like really-quite-crap films that have become sort of cult/kitsch icons.
shut up
the goonies is great.
HEY, YOU GUYYYYYS!
u are so so so so wrong
how the hell can the goonies make u lose faith in human beings?
P_V dont listen to him! He speaks in lies.
I was exagerrating for comic effect
But it really does to an extent. It worries me that people constantly want to go back and back and seriously watch "retro" or "cult" things, which are quite obviously not good at all.
but it IS good!
Its funny and sweet and has SOM many classic moments.
i want to watch it now
but i don't have it.
:(
i'll watch the life aquatic to make up for it i think.
The life aquatic:
Pretty good.
everyone i know
always say that it's boring and pointless and not funny. they're idiots and wrong.
the goonies
is amazing. wonderful. it makes me so happy its stupid.
britney spears
is amazing. wonderful. she makes me so happy its stupid.
is she good in any way ?
Nah.
...
You're legal. Take your passport.
thats what i lost :'(
i have no other forms of i'd.
and im a shortarse :(
That's what she lost innit
she lost her passport
...
WELL OBVIOUSLY I'M NOT IN THE FUCKING 'WHAT'S GOING ON IN MOULDYCHERRYX'S LIFE CLUB & MAILING-LIST'! I HATE YOU GUYS! FUCK ALL OF YOU! I'M GOING HOME! I AM HOME! GOD DAMMIT!
*hug*
sorry
i didn't know either, my post was an attempt at humour.
well,
if you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit u can join my club!
But seriously. I love you Stealthy, and I love your capital letter outbursts!
I'm with Stealthy
that was pretty funny actually
have you got an old passport?
Like, when they chop the corners off and send it back to you? I always take that out cos I know I'll lose my new £70-odd quid one or get mugged. They accept it most places and when they don't I just argue that I already lost my new one once and had to pay £70 for a new one and they let me in cos I'm great.
OH MY FUCKING GOD!
U absolute genius! I LOVE YOU LOVE YOU LOVE YOU! I saw my old passport the other day, why didnt i think of that?! *ATTACKS YOU WITH KISSES*
.
*does Fonz impression*
*actually laughs at a sentence on the internet*
hurray
seriously
you have no idea how happy i am. im like 12 in my pic tho, i hope they believe its me.
I just danced all the way round my house, attacked my big sister screaming "LETS GO CLUBBING TONIGHT! I HAVE ID *SQUEALING* I WANT TO GO DANCE WHEEEEEEEEEEE*
im tempted to catch the train to london right now and go out with my best mate.
x x x
.
who me?
No Walt
she is hot :)
although
u did sort out my i.d situation, u can be my new boy best mate, jack can fuck off, he never had a great idea like you AND he stole my crisps the other day, bastard.
remember though
it's not 100% that they'll accept it. I've never not got into somewhere with it (they usually just say "ok just this once" or something if they contest it) So be prepared to use my argument, and come back and post a drunken sexy thread as you usually do at about 1am.
...
Shouldn't be a problem on the face of it. Unless your picture's really old, the DOB is going to be the same, no?
I know
but bouncers are 70% wankers, so any excuse for them to not let someone into a club they're gonna jump at. Usually it's "oh this isn't valid" or whatever, to which I'm like "I ain't gettin' on no goddamn plane bitch!"
I guess the one argument could be that it could be someone else's. But I actually look a fair bit like my old picture (which I'm about 11 in) Ableit I was a bit fatter, though I have almost the same haircut which is a bit worrying.
Its easier for girls tho.
They want lots of girls in clubs.
yes, girls
damn them with their tits
Exactly, I think its obvious its me.
Im just going to have to use all my charm and friendly people skills........and my push-up bra.
yes
slap them in the face with the bra if they say no
he he he!
but that means i'd have to take it off :-S I'll just shove my boobs in thier face when i show them the i.d and hope that stops them getting lippy in the first place ;)
I'd be a bouncer
if I wasn't so skinny
.
(and pathetically wimpy)
meh
its an indie boy thing ;)
.
*emo tear*
i meant your allowed
because its an indie boy thing.
*hug*
I emo-teared
cos I secretly wish I looked like this (most indiscreet link ever-centric) but in converse: http://www.gaypornblog.com/archives/beefcake_gay_porn_1.jpg
euwww
that is not attractive at all!
we dont know what u REALLY look like. Why no profile pic? Scared? lolz
I have no face
seriously. There's just skin. Like that shit Manics video.
aww!
No i really want to see!
Prove it biatch!
oh well, thanks anyway.
i now have id! im such an idiot! ive missed out on jacks birthday, the girls back for the summer night out, and countless other nights of fun. Im kicking myself.
that was to jamie
:)
oh well
at least its sorted now, so you can get down jacks and dance around your handbag to your hearts content.
jacs?
*snorts*
i havent been there for so long, i've managed to avoid it. Foe one, its shit. and for 2 theres a certain barman i'd rather not see :S
Haha
I've got a Jumpin Jacks in my town. They play Chesney Hawks on repeat. Whoop!
We had one too
It recently fell over onto the road.
They play the same playlost EVERY time i've been there.
And towards the end of the night they always play bon jovi- livin on a prayer *dies inside*
Do they have the cheesy dancers at yours?
Not that I've seen
(fortunately). Although one of the bar staff often dances on the bar. He looks very silly.
I hate it when they have three people dancing on the bar
and one actually behind the bar. Takes about half an hour to get a drink and there's some girl that thinks she's amazing doing embarrassing "sexy" dancing. That's why you can't get a drink. That.
I hate
waiting to be served. there is nothing worse.
Yeah
there is
I have a method of getting served, I like to call it
(rather crudely) 'Put your tits on the table* obviously you men cant use this lovely tactic unfortunately.
Some can
I've seen it done. I've never seen it work, mind.
well exactly!
Yeah its stupid.
I came to the bar for a drink, not to look at people dance, I can do that on the dancefloor.
But Oh captain! Your Jacks is ripping u off. We get the scene in bring it on where Sparky (?) goes along the girls saying "too much make-up" etc (they actually play the clip on speakers and the dancers mime it. Its shocking, but funny, though its not supposed to be.