I like Mortiis, me - he's the only guy in rawk 'n' rawl to make me look hotter than the Fonz's crusties. Course, that's 'cause he's all crazy in the head and wears a mask an' sh*t, but that ain't gonna stop me getting down to these shows. Damn, woman! Quit gettin' in the way of my VDU...

April
19 Cardiff - Barfly
20 Cambridge - The Junction
21 Leicester - The Charlotte
23 Sheffield - The Corporation
24 London - The Garage
25 Leeds - The Cockpit
26 Liverpool - Academy
27 Glasgow- King Tuts
28 Dundee - The Reading Rooms
29 Manchester - Academy 3
30 Birmngham - Academy 2

Like that wasn't enough goth-tinged masked metal madness for you, check this: the guy's only releasing a second single from his The Smell Of Rain album, that's all! Dunno what song yet, but when I do, I'm buyin' that sh*t!

Honey... honey...?