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Pop nonsense: 'Brookie babe' KOs pop career and Cowell complains... again

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by Mike Diver
Bad news for all those who found the sight of one-time Brookside actress Jennifer Ellison bending herself into awkward angles on Saturday morning television somewhat stimulating, all in pursuit of pop fame - the girl herself has called time on her music career.

Ellison said: "I gave it a good go because I've always wanted to be a singer. When I got into pop I found it wasn't so much about the singing as about how cool you were. How can you expect to be given a fair chance when no one will give your record airplay."

Fair chances are given to good singers, dear.

Slllluuuurrrrrrrp

In kinda related news, Simon Cowell was overheard on the blower to American Idol producers, ranting that there's very little talent among those that have auditioned for the 'talent' show. Cowell apparently said that most hopefuls were "...just a bunch of untalented Usher wannabes".

I want to be Usher. Please.


Pop nonsense: 'Brookie babe' KOs pop career and Cowell complains... again

What about that rumour of Sharon & Simon that's doing the rounds? Maybe you should write something about that? ;)

Pop nonsense: 'Brookie babe' KOs pop career and Co

"I found it wasn't so much about the singing as about how cool you were"

she didnt realise this *before* ?!

Re: Pop nonsense: 'Brookie babe' KOs pop career and Co

And how few clothes you could wear...

Pop nonsense: 'Brookie babe' KOs pop career and Cowell complains... again

Got to give it to her though, the girl can bend in extraordinary ways.

Pop nonsense: 'Brookie babe' KOs pop career and Cowell complains... again

How will the world of pop cope. The only positive thing about her song was the fact that I liked a pair of socks that her 'band' were wearing in the video.

Now I'm off to try and work out whether the new Britney single is shite or brilliant.

Pop nonsense: 'Brookie babe' KOs pop career and Cowell complains... again

Shame, the sight of her putting her legs behind her ears on a Saturday morning was quite pleasing

Pop nonsense: 'Brookie babe' KOs pop career and Co

She looks like a pig. A very unattractive pig. I never want to see her do that thin with her leg ever again. Urgh.

Pop nonsense: 'Brookie babe' KOs pop career and Cowell complains... again

In the words of John Mayer:

"Anyone who has the talent to be America's next idol, wouldn't try out for American Idol."

Or something to that affect, I only heard him say it once. But it is very, very true.




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