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The Paddingtons

At Borderline, London, South East England

Even before I plunge into the depths of the Borderline, I am privy to shrieks of delight as a herd of girls fawn over one of tonight’s headliners, The Paddingtons. These young lads have already amassed a loyal following of adolescent music fans in their short time on the scene. Even the drummer, who looks like he could have starred as one of Frodo’s mates in Lord of the Rings, has a faithful tribe of females demanding to be scorched in pen with replica love heart tattoos.

Surreptitiously hiding both a book of knitting patterns and even worse, a Beyonce CD (both purchased as birthday gifts), I must be the uncoolest person alive at this gig. What strikes me most as I enter the sanctum of the Borderline is the generic sea of kool kid hair greeting me from the crowd.

Two style factions are out in force tonight, although in disproportionate numbers. Camp 1 consists of the majority of the male audience and they wear the feathered boycut that is currently the only style any self-respecting muso will sport, taking over the UK faster than Starbucks did Oxford St. Camp 2 consists of a solo act, the baldy guy, but in its exclusivity it is worn by arguably the most important man here tonight, Alan McGee. Owner of the Poptones label, his eyes and ears are firmly fixed on his young protégés, The Libertines Version 2.0, sorry, I mean The Paddingtons.

What happens when one of London’s most publicised bands decides to call it a day? Quick – replace the not-so-gaping hole in the market with a younger less drug-addled replica. Once the good ship Albion has sunk, ahoy Hull. And as if to pass the regal Libertine crown to this year’s pageant winner, Carl Barat even graces us with his presence.

Lead singer Tom Atkins is a blond version of Pete Doherty. Whippet thin and ragged looking at a young age, he swaggers his way through the set with the confident air of someone who has been handpicked by McGee for success. Rubbing his wildish hair into further disarray between each song, he has attitude, yet there is also something innocent and endearing about him.

There's nothing new here to this “punk” band, but they do play a set of pretty damn-fine guitar riffs splattered with some tunes. And the kids on the scene love it. Single ‘21_’ starts to pick up the pace after a fairly standard start. With snarling guitars, some effective dual voices a la Libs and as much stage invasion and crowd surfing as the inadequate stage will allow, the Paddies start to come into their element. As the last song jerks to a halt and the lights flare up, the Paddingtons camp looks happy – as if to say “Yep, The Libs II have arrived… and they done good.”

If the Paddingtons are indeed the new Libertines, expect to see them splashed across NME in no time at all. Two bits of advice for their well wishers and supporters though: keep Tom away from the drugs and don’t let them release that ill-fated second album.



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  • The Paddingtons

    "50 for a pound" is so addictive.

    great stuff, and they're the best dressed band in britain too.
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    the tee shirt in that picture is from 'topman' of 'topshop'.

    are they still the best dressed?
  • The Paddingtons

    A ghastly band. Supported Agent Blue on the night John Peel died. Unless they have improved beyond all recognition since then, they are still ghastly. Appalling. Really, truly vacuous. An empty vessel. Without redemption. Poor musicians with an utter failure to grasp song-craft or structure. No sense of restraint of dynamic. No aptitude for passable lyricism. Advocates of the snarl-over-substance school of thought. Exponents of the rape of the punk ethic. Devoid of originality to such a degree as to make them irrelevant. Bonafide aural garbage performed by eighth-rate clowns.
  • Re: The Paddingtons

    Wow.
    Never heard them.
    Won't bother.
  • Re: The Paddingtons

    hahaha, well, one member is...
  • The Paddingtons

    younger less drug-addled

    are you sure?

    i've heard he's quite partial to a bit of the old poptones myself. could be wrong though. i'm sure i am. yessirreebob.

    xxx
  • The Paddingtons

    Jerks. My old band did a support gig with them, and they acted like complete tossers. They tried to steal booze from behind the bar in Clwb Ifor Bach, and acted like naughty schoolchildren when they were caught. 'Execrable' is the only word for them, really.
  • The Paddingtons

    "i've heard he's quite partial to a bit of the old poptones myself"

    -cheers Gen, that was my first laugh of the morning. Thumbs Up!

    saw the Paddingtons supporting the Rakes once, wasnt impressed enough to form a 'yay' or 'nay' opinion.
  • The Paddingtons

    I am delighted, then, to form your opinion for you. See above. You are welcome to use what you need.
  • The Paddingtons

    younger less drug-addled ? hahahahahaha thats a laugh . Tom Paddington is a walking drug thats why hes so thin he does nothing else but coke srack and smack . he will be pete doherty the 2nd not in the music sense but in the drug sense . they r really sound lads though a and the music is great i just hope tom paddington doesnt f**k it up 4 the rest .
  • Re: The Paddingtons

    pretty boys
    pretty music
    end of