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Robbie decides he likes the Scissor Sisters. And their record sales

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In what is possibly the most cynical move in the history of mankind, apparently Robbie Williams will team up with the Scissor Sisters for a track on his next album.

According to some 'qualoid' Tory rag we didn't read today, his new album due out later this year will be an album of duet.

A 'source' said: "Robbie was so impressed with them that he asked singer Jake Shears what sound he should go for next and now a deal has been struck. They plan to get together as soon as possible in New York."

what a gaggle of tw*ts.


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How much of a twat does he look on the cover of his greatest hits? Fucking egomaniac.

Robbie decides he likes the Scissor Sisters. And their record sales

And what is wrong with the Scissor Sisters?

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they sound like Elton John but purport to be "modern and dance influenced"

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you say that like it's a bad thing.

i like the scissor sisters. however the mere mention of King Ego sends me into a nauseated cold sweat. so, erm... no thanks.

xxx

Robbie decides he likes the Scissor Sisters. And their record sales

Tattoed fat c*nt will fit in well with that array of weird looking faggorts.

New york you say is the place? With any luck Bin Laden might pay another visit that weekend??!!

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You are a moron.

Faggorts? That's one I've never heard before. The disgusting word is faggot and you are a pathetic individual if that's all you can think to say.

Robbie Williams is a tattoed fat basterd though.

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Gosh sorry I accidently pressed the 'R' key as I was pressing the 'T'. (very sarcastically said)

I could say a lot more on the subject of the Scissor Sisters and that fat c*nt from TAKE THAT if I wanted to, but I chose to summarise.

So before you go shouting your mouth on what I had to say and how I spelt it, check your own dumb fuck spelling out yourself;

THATS....... "BASTARD" NOT "BASTERD"

& "TATTOOED" NOT "TATTOED"

(twat)

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Basterd can be spelled either way. I apologise for being petty.

Twat? You are disgusting. You may not like the Scissor Sisters music, and that's fine I really don't give a shit either way...but your reasoning is wrong. You might not think so but it makes you pathetic to think of people only in those terms.

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Did you know I had sent you a private message Shoppingcartgirl? check your mail box.. Thanks!!

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Write to me on mccartneyjamie@hotmail.com and I'll tell you there. thanks

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macca92 is a twat, i wouldn't bother talking to him, honestly.

for fucks sake he likes hope of the states, and I hope bin laden pays a visit to his house, for making fucking bad taste jokes like that.

only Chris Morris is allowed to be as near-the-knuckle as that.

Knob.

End.

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John Andrews 18, (small penis no doubt.) i can say what the fuck I like and I'm glad I'm a knob and not a Nob like you are.

You obviously aspire to work in the 'diversity' department for some politically correct government entity some where near Swindon.

You are a young spotty faced no hoper who can't appreciate Bin Laden, Robbie Williams and the Scissor Sisters in the same sentence. However, they all go together like bread and butter.

I can't believe you're having a go about my views of these bands..(i.e standing up for the 'fat dancer'), and in the same breath call 'Hope of the States' in effect crap..(yeah ok)

You've probably brought tickets for the V festival this year and read the NME..!! (get a life sad act and find a girlfriend, she'll put you right..!!)

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ok jamie mcartney 30 (how clever he must have been a hacker to find that out, or maybe just look at the profile). You clearly lost all your passion in music and life when you reached 30 and realised that your chance at an attractive girlfriend and ever being in an exciting band had passed.

i may have a small penis but at least i get to use it.

V Festival is for sad old twats like you who think "rock" means sounding like REM, which is why you will be tossing yourself off alone tonight listening to 'Hope of the States'.

Go and listen to some decent music to wane you off these tone-deaf 'arty' (they wish) twats. Try some Godspeed!

I'm not having a go because I want to defend Robbie or the Scissor Sisters, I'm having a go because you are clearly a twat.

You clearly read the NME and got sucked in by the hype of HOTS, I can't think of any other reason why anyone would listen to that bollocks. I can't believe they listened back to the vocal takes for the lost riots and actually decided to go ahead with releasing it.

Mummy's gone Jamie, it's ok to cry about it.

(what will he come back with, possibly something like "You are Gay" or "You have a small penis" again, what wit, what intelligence)

P.S I bet you like Franz Ferdinand aswell.

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First of all it's 'McCartney' as in succesful musician, not Mcartney, you thick scumbag, (proves you know nothing about music for starters.)

Secondly, I've been married happily for 4 years to a girl who models for several famous fashion magazines and I have children.
( So no, unlike you, I won't be wanking myself off tonight, cheers!)

Thirdly, you seemed to copy exactly what i said about you, to call me back!! (i.e say I go to V and read NME.) Simply, YOU are the twat my friend, who I'm sure cannot form his own opinions.

Finally, carry on with your abuse... But I will say, my business partner is Dom Gourlay who is one of the most coveted journalists for this magazine and will almost certainly get you banned from the site once I've had a word.

Lots of love,

Jamie x x

P.S:

John 'Andrews' (is that as in powdered laxative??)

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Yeah well my dad's a policeman and will get you arrested!!!!

grow up, do you really need your friend to help you out? I can't be getting to you that much can I?

The fact is mon chere, that you went the V festival last year, I would never grace that circus of soft-rock averageness myself. I bet you really enjoyed Dido didn't you?

I'll be in Nottingham on the 25th to see The Blood Brothers, come along, and get your face blown off by possibly the best live band out there. You probably wont like it, not Dad Rock enough for you.

Face facts the last time you said a band was exciting it was probably when you saw Oasis in 1994, and you are eagerly anticipating their next album with drool coming out your mouth and a thumping hard-on in your pants, and the last album you bought was probably the Greatest Hits of The Verve.

I'll see you on the 25th.

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Actually, the reasons you listen to the fucking stuff you do today ARE because of bands from the late 80's and early 90's.. in fact before that..look back to 60's and 70's when you were a sad twinkle in your 'pig' of a dads eye. If you're thinking you're so god damn original...think again pal.

And people must laugh when they now see you calling the Verve....

And actually, last time I saw something exiting was the other week when I saw Duels in leeds.

Talking of faces being blown off... send me your picture and I'll look out for you at the Blood brothers gig.

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I think I have a pretty good knowledge of the bands that shaped todays music and I really don't think the Verve come into it.

Todays music rips off The Velvet Underground, Gang of Four, Joy Division, mostly post-punk bands. I never said I was original, I just thank fuck I bypassed Britpop mainly thanks to my dad, and the only truly revolutionary stuff happening in the 90s was electronica evolving with people like Aphex and Autechre, and the hardcore/post-hardcore scene in Washington and Boston.

So in response I never said I was original, dunno where you got that from, its probably because you think that YOU are original, and above everyone else on DiS. This place is full enough of snobs as it is, you don't need to add to it.

I'll send you my pic, you can buy me a beer and apologise to me, and then thank me that you came to the blood brothers because of me.

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Perhaps you should listen to 'Lyca Sleep' if you feel that the Verve don't have a part to play in shaping todays music.

Look forward to your picture.


Robbie decides he likes the Scissor Sisters. And their record sales

That laura song (by the scissor sisters, who are really good by the way listen to the album) sounds like a robbie song, so i supose it would be ok.

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they are really good, and they sound like Robbie? Isn't that an oxymoron.. or are you just a moron

Robbie decides he likes the Scissor Sisters. And their record sales

robbie williams is a closet homosexual. no wonder he wants to team up with scissor sisters (they are all gay).

noel was right, robbie is a wanker. nuff said

Robbie decides he likes the Scissor Sisters. And their record sales

FACT: Robbie Williams is actually a doctored primate taught to sing by a big top ringleader in perpetual stool sampling posture.

SUPER FACT 2:Scissor Sisters chose their title in honour of feminist cock amputating nuns.

What a bunch of money hungry cunts.
FLOP!

Robbie decides he likes the Scissor Sisters. And their record sales

Scissor Sisters are utter bile, why o why is this stuff so popular?

Robbie decides he likes the Scissor Sisters. And their record sales

"Scissor Sisters are utter bile, why o why is this stuff so popular?"

i couldn't agree more. They are shit.

There's normally a reason...

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