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Artists: Static X
Static-X guitarist Tripp Eisen is being held in police custody having been arrested for two seperate sexual assualts.

Without going into the sordid details, Eisen (real name Tod Rex Salvador) has been charged with aggravated sexual assault, kidnapping, luring to entice a minor through the Internet and endangering the welfare of a child. The kidnapping charge alone could mean 30 years in prison.

Needless to say, his fellow bandmates aren't very impressed by these antics and have booted him out of the band, issuing the following statement:

"Static-X has parted ways with guitarist Tripp Eisen, effective immediately. Tripp is currently dealing with personal issues that prohibit him from being able to fulfill his commitment to the band. No replacement has yet been chosen".

Eugh.


Static-X man does a Jacko...

The eyes! The eyes!

Static-X man does a Jacko...

I always knew ONE of these nu-metal bands hid a deep, dark secret. Now I know which one.

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eww he's creeeeeeeeeepy.

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he does actually have the same kind of plasticy face as Jacko.

Static-X man does a Jacko...

If you had a name like Tod Rex Salvador, why would you need to change it?

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haha, very true... no need at all!

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haha UNLUCKY DICKHEAD!

Static-X man does a Jacko...

apparently he's 39 too. that's well old.

Static-X man does a Jacko...

i heard the girl was about 14 on another website...what a fucking loser

Static-X man does a Jacko...

yeah he is 39 and she is 14... unfortunatly i was a follower of tripp and his music for many years, and nothing will change how i feel about his music, he still is a very talented musician, but if all this about tripp is true, then i recommend he gets what he deserves. in my opinion it was selfish of tripp to do that to static x, they were in their most successful year so far and he goes and does this...

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pretty shit for the girl, too.

Static-X man does a Jacko...

Um.... Innocent until proven guilty anyone?

Static-X man does a Jacko...

haha
nu-industrial-metal.

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suckmy man tittys

Static-X man does a Jacko...

wow, that is one scary picture.

Static-X man does a Jacko...

I hope that man gets trapped in a burning room full of deadly snakes.

Static-X man does a Jacko...

Horrible horrible horrible horrible band. And guitarist.

Static-X man does a Jacko...

I repeat innocent until proven guilty.

Static-X man does a Jacko...

fuck you all. how dare any of you accuse a celebraty of what he has done? fucking hell its wrong what he did, but its bull shit how you fuckers go into their personal details and shit. fuck you all. learn to respect celebrities. i am appaulled to see on www.static-x.com how many people actually hate him. so i have to say to that is fuck you. Tripp Eisen was their for 3 albums and you liked Static-X...1 bad thing comes up and you all turn your back on him...fuck all of you. how many of you have done something illegal in your fucking life! Tripp Eisen was a huge contributor to static-x...i understand why tony, wayne and nick all had to bail on him. they cant be held responsible for something he has done. i think you should all fucking die, your all fucked. go fuck yourselfs....you've probably all thoguht about doing it with a minor too u dirty fucks....and you younger ones with mature person...go fuck youselfs!! you have no right to find out if a celebrity is in hospital or gets arrested.....how many of you gay fucks have been arrested?? yeah fuck all of you. Also you fucked up fans of static-x. go fuck you self. you fuck heads, none of you are n e gewd. 1 read 1 guy reckons he can play eery song....fuck him. no one is going to be as good as tripp eisen. Also go fuck yourself for saying that you would change your name if it was Tod Rex Salvador. He cant help it as it was the name his parents gave him...wats your name?? Eugene? Milhouse? Qunicy?? Go fuck youself and stop fucking talking about celebrities because your nothing compared to them. weather he's innocent or guilty is another thing ok...all i know is all of you guys are fucked in the head and your all gay. im 1 fan who wont turn my back on tripp. His personal life doesnt matter to me and shouldnt matter to n e of you. you should show your respect to him as he has 1 of the madest guitar skills in the world let alone the universe. You all have seen him live, listend to him on the cds, got his autograph or have his posters....what r u goin to do with them now?? you gonna burn them? fuck you...you liked him until now!! He doesnt look anything like michael jackson....he's never been black...he's never had consistent face changes and skill colour advancments. i agree that he is innocent until proven guilty....all we know is wat several fucking websites say....soem police forms...i can make one up and have it about brad pitt raping a dogg...wat u gonna do bout that dick cheese!?!?

Id like to finish off buy saying that anybody who hates tripp eisen deserves to be fucked by a member of machinehead...because machinehead likc balls and probably want to lick yours.

FUCK YOU ALL -- TRIPP IS INNOCENT!

-- Todd (independent01)

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This is the most awesome post, ever.
We should give this dude a medal.
'Dick cheese'... what a great insult.
I used to say that when I was 11.
Seriously.
A MEDAL.

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What the fuck was that all about? Jesus...

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Ok, so who missed their pills today?
i completely agree with Diver - we should at least have a whip-around for him, get him another prescription of Happy Pills

#checks bank balance#
mmm, think i've found a bit of a problem...

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the "Tripp is innocent" statement can be thrown out the window, seeing as he pleaded guilty to 2 of the charges....


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And a few more things...
1. NEVER let this guy near any form of firearm or sharp object.
2. Don't quite understand the Machine Head gripe - interviewed them several times, and never have they gone for my crotch.
3. The Brad Pitt thing - so that's why they got divorced!

Ahhh, teen angst, a marvolous sight to behold when it goes out of control....

no.

She said she was 16! And he's not fucking 39! he's 31! I think it's all some fucking bull-shit! Crap that's what it is... but who will ever belive pour tripp? Do you atually think that a man so tallentet, who had it all would trow it away just like that... for som bitch he meet on the internet?! When he could have nearly eny girl he wanted, there's on his age?


Tripp Rocks

I agree with independent01 and Jell Tripp wouldn’t jeopardise his career. His a respected and talented man who doesn’t need arrogant, gullible, gossiping, drama queen pricks like you to encourage people to give him or Static-X a bad reputation.


Tripp Rocks

That goes to the fucked up media as well. Get you facts straight before releasing your bullshit to the world.





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