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any1 want a kiss?

I was in malta a wee wile ago and a a got abit drunk and asked any1 if they wanted a kiss?
the funnything was all the girls answered and only 1 boy which was like 9 years old what have i done wrong wie my image?
soya want a kiss???????????


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    Be very afraid.
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      y have i 2 be afraid im mentally scarred u wana kiss me or are u a girl??????????????
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        I'll give you a hug *gives hug*
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          OH! WAW thanx bt are u a girl or a boy?????????????????
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            My name is John. a common male name :)
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              Sorry! never read ur profile till now, THANXZ i feel so luvd i really do? lol so ya wana kiss me where, when and ull have 2 tell all the lassies in malta im taken for that kiss!!!!!!!!!
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                Lets hold hands first.
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                  okay bt u have 2 tell the maltese people first!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! k wats next?
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                    *shrugs* I don't know a film? or shall i talk to these ppl from Malta?
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                      yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                      im here now if u want ill tell them!
                      its not the same people from the bar bt st they are still looking at me funny its scary!!!! help me!!!!!!
                      what will we c? (when i get back 2 scotland) em what about the bourne supremecy?
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                        oh yeah see that...its really good. better than the identity.
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                          ive got identity on dvd and am luvin it every time i watch it is it really really gud! so gud that u wana kiss the screen when u watch it lol nah i have to go c it but im in malta jst not!!! whats the story line? whats happens in it but dont tell me too much!
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                            well basically matt damon kicks butt throughout the film. nice car chase as well.
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                              WAT! is that all give me details man, does he takehis top off, or flashi one of those smiles where ur heart goes all weak! lol nah nly jokin got any gud bikes in it! u wana kiss me?
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                                im a girl. and if i did, it would be a glasgow kiss.
                                and yes there is lots of semi-naked matt.
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                                  AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL im sssooo sorry i should really read folks profiles really
                                  but does he get butt naked wwwoooooo! what rating wud u give it out of 10
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                                    no he doesn't get naked, but he does run about with his shirt off for a bit on the beach.
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    I will give you a fatherly hug.
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      I'd kiss anyone if they bought me a drink, and i was in malta...
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        i want soneone to love me
        or i'll slit my wrists
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          i'd love you but you're too far away.....
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            YEAH! THANX BT I DO LIVE IN SCOTLAND SO REALLY IM NOT THAT FAR AWAY BUT THERE IS ALSO THE FACT THAT UR A GIRL AND I NEED 2 LET ALL THE MALTESE GIRLS THAT IM NOT A LESBIEN COZ THEY ALL WANTED 2 KISS ME ANS ONLY 1 MAN WANTED 2 WHEN I WAS DRUNK? SO THANKYOU FOR THE OFFER MAYB JST AS FRIENDS LOL
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        when im in malta till the 7th of oct i didnt know if any1 would respond 2 this post so i said i wasnt threre 2 save the confusion were wer u staying im in seliema been to gozo aswell and comino oooohhhh! and ill buy u a million drinks if you cum bk and tal all the maltese woman that im not a lesbien!!!!!!!!
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      oh thanx i feel so much better now creakyknees!!! i already have a dad what about a friends hug jst make it look like wer lurvers lol xx
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        ok creakyknees i think u shud give me a fatherly hug as ur older than my dad yeah and if he thout we were lurvers hed whoop ma ass bt thanx anyway (i should really start looking at peoples profiles!!!!)
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          My wife would also 'whoop ma ass'


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            yeah!! lol den we'd both have whooped asses now wouldn't we all have 2 find sum1 younger, no kids, and mayb not married lol yeah! i think that would do the trick!!!!! you think?
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    most confusing thread ive ever seen...
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      what can i say im a very confusing person! no noy really first im telling evry1 that im in malta and when i was drunk i asked anyone ir they wanted to kiss me only 1 man stood up and all the rest was girls and the pub was packed and i want a man to kiss me lol then im talking to wish pig about the film bourne identity and talking to fullerove (if thats how you spell it?) abput he was going to kiss me? and he was going to take me to c a film aswell the i had that other dude creakyknees saying that he would give me a fatherly hug bt i hadnt read his profile so i said that he should make it as we were lurvers and all the maltese woman could c bt he is 43 has kids and a wife!!!!!!!!! and thats about it till ur message! is that enough info? xx
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        oh, now it makes perfect sense.

        N.
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          yeah i no i shoud be a comedian (more confusion) lol what u think i could jst say to all the maltese woman who was at the bar look im sorry i was practicing my em.......... performance for my show kaylz the comedian will it work or wont it YOU DECIDE!!!!!!!
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            Ermmm...I really don't understand what's going on here.....and it's probably best that way.
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              NO wat is about is that im in mala jst now and when i got drunk 1 nite i asked if any1 in the bar wanted to kiss me and only 1 man put his hands up and all the rest where girls then i found sum1 fullerov we were going to see a film the bourne supremacy and he had never seen hte indetity (the first 1) so we got chatting about that then read on and you 'll c k xx
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                I like you. You're so joyful it's infectious.

                N.
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                  waw thanx bt i dont actually think that was aimed at me but if it was thankyou!!!!
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                    it was.

                    N.
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                      oh thanx!!! you make me very happy inside, that is the second nicest thing any1 has ever said to me!!! i like you 2 lots for being so nice xx
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                        okay, I'll bite. What was the nicest?

                        N.
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                          sum 1 said that i evry time i smiled i made their day even if they were in a really pissed off mood!!!! i cried when he said it gud eh!!!!!
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                            How sweet. We all need people who can make our day just by smiling. It's a valuable skill.

                            N.
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                              yeah!!! but thankyou anyway, the thing is i always smile which i think is one of my many skills like talking wwwaaaayyy too much and talking to fast awsell lol but that is one of my many qualitys

                              i like you i think you are so kind it brings me happy in so many ways!
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                                That's very nice of you to say. Do you really like Iron Maiden?

                                N.
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    Maybe if you learnt the fuck to spell, heh
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      Well it is a kind of infectuous joyous way of expression.
      Even if it does require some work to understand, I would much prefer her type of lyrical expression than say 'the streets'......

      DAVEMCKAYLZ can you actually talk or rap like you post? if so I think you could make it.

      (although I was glad to see that a lot of others had difficulty following what was said, I thought it was just cos I was old and havn't got a mobile phone(never texted)).
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        it reminds me a bit of vicky pollard.

        yeahbutnobutididdntnicknuffingsoshutupyeahbutno.

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          i can do a good impression of her mind you! lol othrs find that in my good nature
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        well i can talk really fast but i dont think i can rap never tried? but ill try to be more clear from now on hows that! lol you know what i thnk it is is that i have alot to say for such a little girl i think im going to forget it all so i rush makes perfect sence ya think????????
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      lol
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      mayb if you learnt to put a sentence together then u wuld get sumwhere!!!!
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        I think you'll find usage of 'the fuck' as an intensifying adverb is quite grammatically acceptable :)
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          OKAY!!!!!!! i only wanted ot calm you down!!!!!
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          OKAY? im okay with that if you are im willing to settle on that? x
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            wow, i dont think ive ever seen so many exclamation marks in one thread. *claps* well done that girl...
            !!!1!!1!ONE!11!!ELEVEN!11!!!
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              HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!! waw i just looked and its a pretty cool thread ya think?
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            Huh? I couldn't give a rat's arse I was just making flippant comments :)
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              oh ok fine you wre the one to make a big deal out of it ha ha
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                wow, this thread would give Ken Bigley a headache
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                  who resurrected this one???
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                    i did from the pits of the maltese earth!!!!
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                  probably it gives me a headache but i love doing it so keep all the poets coming in!!!!!!!