goodness, it's ten to five!
i've been drunk at school before. that was innapropriate. i did trampolining stoned once! funny times.
but that's about as ~*~kooky~*~ as i get
the front row of an anti-war speech thing wasn't ideal. Especially as the national media were there, and Ken Bigley had just been kidnapped, and I was in Liverpool.
Walking down the high street during the school run was pretty nasty - so many 7 year olds asking mummy why the funny man is covered in mud and can't walk straight...
Though i think it was probably worse doing the same thing on magic mushrooms.
Going to exams stoned is actually very good. Like, you just focus and stuff. As long as you're not too stoned of course. And some people let you bring polos in :)
When you first go to meet the parents of your girlfriend. Especially if they serve dinner with quite a strong wine that just makes it worse and you don't want to look like a freak who does not appreciate or be able to tell the difference between types of wine.
Yeah, I'm stone cold sober at work
which is fucking stupid.
Really?
I've been drinking heavily since I got in this morning (I came straight from the strip club).
You work for the MoD?
I remember those days...
Yeah
Pretty soon I'm going smash up a desk and then vomit on one of those giant maps of the Middle East.
currently?
goodness, it's ten to five!
i've been drunk at school before. that was innapropriate. i did trampolining stoned once! funny times.
but that's about as ~*~kooky~*~ as i get
christmas carol service
fun times
trying getting drunk before a lecture
that always makes it more entertaining
Surgical hospitals
AA meetings
take a water bottle full of vodka into a lecture
finish it.
the fun is working out whether to get two peoplke really fucking drunk or the whole group slightly merry.
I've done worse before a lecture.
It was both fun and productive. Very hectic.
An AA meeting.
True.
Drink Driving is wrong.
^^^^^lol.
work.
at home (alone).
in the supermarket.
cockpit
hehe i said ...
kpit?
What's funny about that?
it sounds a bit like carpet
which lesbos munch
Blimey
stretching it a bit there...as it were.
hairdressers?
tattoo parlour?
Surely...
being drunk is a prerequiest of going to a tattoo parlour?
not if you are the tattoo-ist person?
was that
a beavis and butthead reference?
Being drunk in the ass is never good
livers good though
do you think George W is drunk right now?
Qatar
during Ramadan. Jail beckons.
pub
A new parrner's house at family meal time?
being drunk in
the front row of an anti-war speech thing wasn't ideal. Especially as the national media were there, and Ken Bigley had just been kidnapped, and I was in Liverpool.
Work
is so obviously the worst.
I dunno
Walking down the high street during the school run was pretty nasty - so many 7 year olds asking mummy why the funny man is covered in mud and can't walk straight...
Though i think it was probably worse doing the same thing on magic mushrooms.
thing is
it's always inappropriate. it makes you feel so nauseous.
i find the worst bit
is the moment you reach home, catch sight of yourself in the mirror and think 'your mum would be so proud right now'
i looked at myself
and was proud of my derelictness, then ashamed at my sleepiness.
I did a gcse exam whilst tipsy once
french listening
i turned up
to my maths 'A' level absolutely off my face - and so did my girlfriend.
The examiner kicked us both out - an instant U grade. Whoops.
i managed to get a C!
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Going to exams stoned is actually very good. Like, you just focus and stuff. As long as you're not too stoned of course. And some people let you bring polos in :)
Being Badly Inebriated On DiS Always Dangerous
I should know.
meeting the parents
When you first go to meet the parents of your girlfriend. Especially if they serve dinner with quite a strong wine that just makes it worse and you don't want to look like a freak who does not appreciate or be able to tell the difference between types of wine.
hmm, seems to me
a voting booth could turn out bad when drunk. or perhaps, a really bad place...hmmm. ok drawing a blank. maybe a really formal wedding
Jury Duty?