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Innapropriate places to be innebriated.

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by Carlosicus

My universities library is not the best place to be a little drunk anyone else doing something similar?

Carlosicus | 13 Oct '06, 16:49 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Yeah, I'm stone cold sober at work

which is fucking stupid.


Really?

I've been drinking heavily since I got in this morning (I came straight from the strip club).


You work for the MoD?

I remember those days...


Yeah

Pretty soon I'm going smash up a desk and then vomit on one of those giant maps of the Middle East.


currently?

goodness, it's ten to five!
i've been drunk at school before. that was innapropriate. i did trampolining stoned once! funny times.
but that's about as ~*~kooky~*~ as i get


christmas carol service

fun times


trying getting drunk before a lecture

that always makes it more entertaining


Surgical hospitals

AA meetings


take a water bottle full of vodka into a lecture

finish it.

the fun is working out whether to get two peoplke really fucking drunk or the whole group slightly merry.


I've done worse before a lecture.

It was both fun and productive. Very hectic.


An AA meeting.


True.

Drink Driving is wrong.


^^^^^lol.


work.

at home (alone).
in the supermarket.


cockpit

hehe i said ...


kpit?

What's funny about that?


it sounds a bit like carpet

which lesbos munch


Blimey

stretching it a bit there...as it were.


hairdressers?

tattoo parlour?


Surely...

being drunk is a prerequiest of going to a tattoo parlour?


was that

a beavis and butthead reference?


Being drunk in the ass is never good

livers good though


Qatar

during Ramadan. Jail beckons.


pub


being drunk in

the front row of an anti-war speech thing wasn't ideal. Especially as the national media were there, and Ken Bigley had just been kidnapped, and I was in Liverpool.


Work

is so obviously the worst.


I dunno

Walking down the high street during the school run was pretty nasty - so many 7 year olds asking mummy why the funny man is covered in mud and can't walk straight...

Though i think it was probably worse doing the same thing on magic mushrooms.


thing is

it's always inappropriate. it makes you feel so nauseous.


i find the worst bit

is the moment you reach home, catch sight of yourself in the mirror and think 'your mum would be so proud right now'


i looked at myself

and was proud of my derelictness, then ashamed at my sleepiness.


I did a gcse exam whilst tipsy once

french listening


i turned up

to my maths 'A' level absolutely off my face - and so did my girlfriend.

The examiner kicked us both out - an instant U grade. Whoops.


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Going to exams stoned is actually very good. Like, you just focus and stuff. As long as you're not too stoned of course. And some people let you bring polos in :)


meeting the parents

When you first go to meet the parents of your girlfriend. Especially if they serve dinner with quite a strong wine that just makes it worse and you don't want to look like a freak who does not appreciate or be able to tell the difference between types of wine.


hmm, seems to me

a voting booth could turn out bad when drunk. or perhaps, a really bad place...hmmm. ok drawing a blank. maybe a really formal wedding


Jury Duty?