Piddy has said he will appeal against the frankly, ludicrous amount of cash, saying the case was an attack on his character.

The increase in payments to ex-partner Misa Hylton-Brim was approved last month by New York State Supreme Court.

Ms Hylton-Brim's lawyers said she had already proved in court she needed the cash to look after their son.

Sean Combs (that's Pufiddy) said he also pays for his son's health insurance, school fees, holiday and clothing, in addition to the child support.

Mr Combs also pays child support to his girlfriend, Kim Porter, the mother of his second child, Christian.

Jesus. It's a moral-based keep-it-in-your-pants type of story, isn't it?