The Noise Next Door: She Might

The Noise Next Door! Are Back! With a brand new single! Sounds like...Busted. If they had carried on flogging the dead horse after Little Lord Charlie eyebrows Simpson Fauntleroy had departed for that icky land they call emo. Luckily they quit while they were ahead, ah thank you very much, allowing the one the tabloid hacks called (Beer) Matt Jay's squillions to be milked dry by a pricey stint in rehab clinic to da stars, The Priory and other one to well, er collect his P45 yes surree.

Unfortunately despite their first two singles flopping (both charted around the numero 12-io mark, that's not the shizzle in the oh so fickle pop market) The Noise Next Door have failed to take the hint and return with a third attempt anywhoo. Stick that in yer pipe and smoke it. As expected of a third single it’s a ballad. Albeit a gloriously mediocre geetar one in the vein of summant McFly would have tossed out to the trash. On a more positive note the new Rachel Stevens single (out in July) sounds like the Emerge by the Fischerspooner. I have just cum.