i'll go first:
i hate...

mushy peas
neds
having no money
when people pretend to be drunk
people who wear too much glitter (person or glitter ball?)
cigarettes and their smoke
the first austin powers film
terry wogan

i hate lists

from my myspace blog:

"Great"

The following things are "great":

- Middle class people sneering at people for being middle class.
- Using "my uncle's gay" as some sort of bizarre way of justifying questionable views on homosexuality.
- People being shocked by Supersize Me. Anyone who eats so much McDonalds food that it affects their health deserves to be ill for being so idiotic. Still, it's reassured me that my anti-skyscraper-because-jumping-off-them-will-kill-you film will probably do very well indeed.
- People suing McDonalds because they poured hot coffee on their groin and found it a bit burny.
- McDonalds (not really food, is it?)
- The glamourisation of drug abuse.
- The glamourisation of mental illness.
- People who grew up in solid gold castles talking about The Streets conveying "gritty lower-class life" accurately.
- IDM. Dance music you can't dance to.
- Left wing politics as a fashion statement.
- The fact that a film is instantly a cult classic if it has a lot of violence and swearing. And an achingly hip soundtrack, of course.
- Parents naming their children Britney.
- "Wackiness"
- Blogs with sarcastic titles that contain ranty lists.



god, myspace is poor

ok, here goes!

i hate-

neds
veg
fruit
square cut sanwiches(triangular always taste so much better! why is that?)
green crisps( yuck)
bits of wood kept just in case u mite need them(yeah right)
busted
good charlotte
anyone between the age of 10-16
beasties
and especially.....BAILIES! (wheres the bowl till i throw up!

I'll be honest with you all, I saw Danny McNamara in a pub in Bingley a couple of years back drinking with some friends. I was staggering drunk that night and took it upon myself to confront McNamara and call him a cunt, among other things. I'm not proud of my drunken behaviour but I stand by my words - Embrace have always been utterly shit, and further testament to this, their latest single/album is even more egregious than the stuff that came before.

So what I'm trying to say is I hate Embrace. And Snow Patrol, Keane, Starsailor, Coldplay, David Gray, Travis, Dido, Maroon 5, Lowgold.. and any other horrendous Q-supported MOR band to have come out of this country. Honestly, I've made my comments about the fat-faced one from Keane's vocal talents (or lack of), but he can't even hold a candle to Danny McNamara in regards to his singing voice. Quite basically, he's one of the worst mainsteam vocal artists this country has ever produced - he's not even bad in a good way, he's just plainly atrocious.

Yeah so Embrace get the crown of worst MOR band, which makes them worst band full stop.

The waste of new advances being used merely to generate more profit, not common good,
Couldn't care less attitudes in politicians and lawyers,
Rats,
free plastic crap that my kids manage to accumulate,
inequality,
small petty minded cowardly bullying,
lack of imagination,
adverts (mostly everything seems to be linked to glamour/sexiness),
roads,
pollution,
pseudo smug intectualism,
bland entertainment that can suck you in,
dumbing down of tv/films,
mobile phones,
4x4s,
crap rap,

overly groomed prissy facial hair (craig david),

packaging,
centralising everything,
answerphones,
call centres,
the state of my knees,
my talking about things but never managing to actually do something about it.
Blink 182/sum 42 etc


blandness - snow patrol/keane/travis/richard and judy etc

Oddly enough I'm not in a very hateful mood today. Possibly cuz Seafood are playing ULU tonite!!

Still, why has no-one added white socks to the list? They are purely and simply the single worst article of clothing ever. ever. ever. and I hate them complicitly.

As for music: people go easy on Snow Patrol. Yes, Final Straw is a weak, but 'when it's all over we still have to clear up' is pretty good.

Hull "lerrcals" are also high on my hated list. Kappa trackies with the trousers tucked into the WHITE socks, fingers daubed in soveriegns. Nasty!

People who have "issues" - makes me sleepy
People who pour used motor down the street drain
White kids who wish they were black
Black kids who wish they were white
Republicans
Democrats
Girls who sip foo-foo drinks
Good Charlotte
UPN sit-coms
Made for TV movies
Cops
Crackheads who steal CDs
Guys whose personality is defined by their BMW
Christians,
Muslims, Jews, and all the world's nonsense sky pilotry
People with no sense of humor
Ludifisk (sp?) - an awful Norweigian fish dish
Menudo - the band and the food
Flourenscent lights
Astro turf
Figure skating
Balding guys with pony tails and no socks with their shoes
Alarm clocks
Danielle Steel novels
Bling!
Kids driving daddy's Ferrari
Small waves
Not sinking a gimme putt/gimme shot in billiards
Jail
People who chew with their mouth open
Girls who say No
Accordians
Bad breath
My bank account
IRS
The IRS again
Charming Englishmen who steal really nice guy's g/f in college... and gives hapless student a failing grade as insult to injury

Ooh an excuse to rant. haha. not to be taken too seriously but:

Rugby players, rowers, backstabbing student politicians and posh twats (I go to Oxford..:-/)
Really girly girls
Bananas - both the taste and the texture make me wanna puke
Bad clubs
People wearing scarves indoors or in hot weather (unless you have laryngitis or something)
Cliche emo kids and strokes lookalikes who won't push the envelope even a tiny bit and so give certain fashions a bad name
Excessive narrow-mindedness about music
People who go on and on and on about their erg times and weights and physical fitness levels as though anyone but them gives a shit
Long tedious conversations about football in the pub
Maths haterz, and infact anyone with broad generalised and dismissive ideas about 'geeks' or whatever - the fact that you don't even try to understand the motivations of a mathematician or the possibility of beauty in pure mathematics says more about you than it does about me (ie that you're a narrow-minded twat with a very limited way of seeing things)
Hangovers (bit obvious, but mine seem to be getting worse in the last year or two for some reason)
Girls who like to fuck with your head and then feign innocence/obliviousness
ppl hu tlk lk ths - coming across a complete moron is an expensive price to pay for a few saved keypresses
Homophobic bell-ends
People who won't dance to good music
People who are career/money-obsessed from the moment they start uni onwards
Anyone who does coke on a regular basis
Cliques obsessed with their own awful in-jokes
Bad emo and alternative rock (which appears to be the majority of it)

That's it for now...

I hate:
-when your favorite band goes to a major label
-when you meet a member of your favorite band and find out that they really don't give a shit about you
-country music
-people who don't understand the difference between 9/11 and the war with Iraq
-gum on the bottom of your shoe
-rude customers
-"Man, I feel Like a Woman" song by Shania Twain
-forgetting ear plugs at a show
-people who don't recycle
-ginger

but i do like:
-post-it notes
-getting cool photos back after having them developed
-smooth, lipstick-like crayons
-unwrapping a new cd
-mascara
-art and music zines
-weird dreams
-foggy afternoons

Ok I tend to hate very little, but here goes....

Mushrooms
Pretentious Music Geeks
Conservaties
Liberals
Communists
Socialists
Biffy Clyro
Sonic Youth
Shit Hollywood Films
Fox Hunting
Vegetarians
People who think because I do a humanity I have to be a teacher
Kids TV shows today (compared to MASK, Visionaries etc)
People who think modern art is shit
Trash literature
Felt
Wine
Smoking


Thats all I can think of so far