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russian prostitues

Our school went on a trip to st petersburg and moscow.

An extremely stupid boy decided he would lose his virginity to a prostitute.

He wore two condoms.

The teachers found out the next day.

LOL!

millionaire | 24 Oct '06, 20:10 | Send note | Report this | Reply


  • Russian Prostitutes

    Don'tcha just love 'em???????

    BobbyGrindrod | 24 Oct '06, 20:11 | Reply

  • WELL DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    i-deserve-to-be-in-your-band | 24 Oct '06, 20:19 | Reply

  • ...

    What can you say to that? "Having sex with Russian prostitutes is against the school rules. Detention!"

    Stealthy | 24 Oct '06, 20:20 | Reply

  • How did punish...

    him?

    Carlosicus | 24 Oct '06, 20:22 | Reply

    • "they"

      should have been in the above sentence

      Carlosicus | 24 Oct '06, 20:22 | Reply

      • Where abouts?

        breadfan | 24 Oct '06, 20:23 | Reply

        • I am very interested to know

          The age of the person in question. Didn't he think that being all rugged and out their in the cold unforgiving Eastern European climes would allow him to flaunt his manliness and potentionally find a girlfriend, or did every girl in the class already hate his guts/have a boyfriend?

          And did he get the detention for using two condoms? The mind positivly boggles.

          Murder | 24 Oct '06, 20:26 | Reply

        • It could only be!

          "How they did punish him"- Slaps thigh and chuckles.

          Carlosicus | 24 Oct '06, 20:28 | Reply

  • why two condoms?

    one for pregnancy, one for stds?

    ladyoftheflowers | 24 Oct '06, 20:26 | Reply

  • you know what you must do now...

    find out who squeeled on him...

    and crush them...

    marlowx | 24 Oct '06, 20:27 | Reply

  • I like the image of a kid trying to order the prostitue in broken russian

    "YOU.... ME... SEXAVON ? I HAVE AMERICAN MONEYS"
    ^Said slowly and loudly

    yes_ | 24 Oct '06, 20:37 | Reply

    • One image comes into my head from the above sentence:

      Borat.

      "Very naice, how much?"

      Murder | 24 Oct '06, 20:50 | Reply

  • how embarrassing.

    wishpig | 24 Oct '06, 20:53 | Reply

  • how the hell did they find out

    he wore two condoms?

    fihiki | 24 Oct '06, 21:40 | Reply

  • It's usually best to let prostitutes take their time

    crap joke no 417896789234

    Dave_Wump | 24 Oct '06, 21:55 | Reply

  • breastfuck

    are you said 'extremely stupid boy'?

    grockle | 24 Oct '06, 22:15 | Reply

    • No

      unfortunately not, :(.

      millionaire | 24 Oct '06, 22:19 | Reply

      • ^virgin

        Anschul | 24 Oct '06, 22:19 | Reply

        • if it's good enough for Richard Branson....

          .....

          Dave_Wump | 24 Oct '06, 22:23 | Reply

          • hahaha

            things like this happen on school trips to russia.......

            i know

            poor guy. but millionaire, what did you think of russia?

            freerangefrog | 24 Oct '06, 22:49 | Reply

            • It was great

              I learnt absolutely nothing about history that's slightly relevnt to the course (which i'm starting in a year).

              St. petersburg was lovely.

              I spent a ridiculous amount of time sleeping in moscow though.

              The metro was probably the best part of moscow but we spent nearly all of the time around red square, Lenin looked bizarre.

              millionaire | 24 Oct '06, 23:21 | Reply

              • you've just summed up my moscow and st. petersburg trip.

                hollywood_freak | 25 Oct '06, 00:17 | Reply

  • was it you by any chance?

    JacobJones | 25 Oct '06, 00:11 | Reply
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