You can tell they want to be heavier with that headbanging piano player who thinks he's in slayer or something.

WOAH watch out Mozart!! Keane are here to ROCK YOUR WORLD!!! RARRRRRRRRGH!!! \m/

Reflects how they are as people? Here's the tracklisting:
1) We are boring cunts and we must die
2) We are boring cunts and we must die
3) We are boring cunts and we must die
4) We are boring cunts and we must die
5) We are boring cunts and we must die
6) We are boring cunts and we must die
7) We are boring cunts, look I'm a goblin, and I must die
8) We are boring cunts and we must die
9) We are boring cunts and we must die
10) We are boring cunts and we must die
BONUS TRACK- Still boring cunts

I'm pretty sure this next album will be globally massive.

And if this new material adds a bit more depth to the already great live shows then that'll be nice.

I heard Moonface has been working on his death growl. And they might change their name to Keanibal Corpse.

Sorry.

7) We are boring cunts, look I'm a goblin, and I must die

hahahaaa, he is a Goblin! They should team up with Mortis, that weird bloke.

"DiS Radio station of choice...."

What, even Vic McGlynn???

this is like so funny!

Vic McGlyn's voice and 'patter' sounds like an impression of Liz KErshaw as done by Andy Kershaw on the MArk Radcliffe Show

Darker? Does that mean they're going to play mediocre ballads in minor keys instead of major ones?

I bet it will still be the three chords theyve used for every other song.

I love Keane.

I was busking a couple of weeks ago. A woman asked if I knew any Keane. I politely told her I didn't. She told me to get with the times.

Thats how rude Keane fans are already. If Keane get any meaner who knows what will happen.

You should have spat in her face. That'd learn her, and she'd probably find it preferable to listening to the audiocancer that is keane.

i would have raped her in the street. thats just me though. Buskers around here are cunts. no we dont want to hear 'Dreaming of You' again, and you arent gonna be the next badly drawn boy with one leg. How would you transport people on yr back.

Keane are good live though, even if they suck like a hungry bulgarian prostitute on record

Oooooh I'll be looking forward to this next album. Keane are totally tits.

Globally massive? Like Tom Chaplin's face?

Simple, yet hilarious.

do you recon they live in that field. like they've been standing there since they released the last album in really akward silence til the big face suggested they do a new one and the piano one siad yes a little too quickly. the one in the middle is weeping.

Ah yes, Keane. The anti-Tom Waits.

Fucking hell I thought it was all about music and not looks, I bet Missy Elliot doesn't get this much grief.

Fucking hell.

xMx

Keanibal Corpse.

That is fucking genius.

There is no need for keane to exist, now that the real unit shifting soft piano rock band are back(coldplay).

If Keane wants to be mean, they'll continue playing music.

This is pathetic. There's obviously no need to sit and bad-mouth such a brilliant band. Tom Chaplin has a beautiful voice and should pride in it. And he does NOT have a moonface.

I also like Missy Elliot, but Alicia Keys is better. And Ciara ain't bad.
Still love Keane!!!!!

Also forgot to say that Gwen Stefani rocks.

If you colour in Tom Chaplin's face with purple, he looks like a Ribena Berry.

Maybe they could call their next album 'Sugar Free', or better still buy a guitar and act like real men.

You couldn't get more middle of the road if you had a road, used a laser to determine the exact middle, and marked it with a Keane CD. BEEEEEEEEAAAAAATCH!

Jim.
www.mycoma.com

Keane used to have a guitarist, but they sacked him after he shut Tom Chaplins face in the fridge....

...much the same way as in the film Drop Dead Fred.

tom chaplin sacked their guitarist?! oh he is one sick son of a bitch

so THAT explains his deformed face! it's all so obvious now! Honestly he should stop bearing grudges, the son of a bitch

oh his so hot(tom) oh and missy elliot suxs!!! are you happy? and we are rude( the keanefans) because we are on the world and we dont hear shit like hip hop because yeh, that what they are: SHIIIIIT!!, HURTS? jaja first hear them, and tom is so handsom do you have a proble?, you all ugly people are jealous just acept it his hOT haha yeah maybe you want to be like him, ohh haha you are soooo000o0 stupid!!!!!! and the son of a bitch are all you the anti keane so fuck you all, and shut up, please dont say that ribbie williams is not shit because youre liyng jaja ok kisses and hugs to everyone even to the people that hate keane just to be nice!!,

k
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is
the
best!!

***keanelover***