'To twats that don't deserve to be alive, obviously.'

Spot on. This troll-faced fucker pisses me off more than anybody else in the music world.

a 'TWAT' indeed. see my scrawlings on 2 of his underground posters...yes. revenge

Jamie Cullum has the enviable position of first on the list of "guys I'd like to throttle" beating such luminaries as Robbie Savage and Ronan Keating.

what makes him even more of a cunt is that he got free tickets for the tom waits gig at hammersmith and was sat there looking all smug and cunty throughout the whole thing. deserves instant death

my mum likes Jamie Cullum.

Users who like Jamie Cullum also like: Katie Melua, Norah Jones, Kenny G, Mariah Carey, Amy Winehouse, and the sound of rusty nails being dragged across a blackboard whilst in the nearby distance a cat is sodomised with a 14 inch diameter strap on cock. In essex.

"Obviously sophisticated middle class teenage girls". Ha ha fucking ha. Is he really called Dickon Stainer? I think he needs prank calling.

My auntie got the Jamie Cullum album for christmas last year. I shuddered as it was put on the stereo. That was one christmas I would rather forget.

you gotta hand it to The marketing Man. that is very clever.

"There was a whole coachload wearing Saffron Walden Hockey Club shirts at one concert and that gave us the idea to send copies of his new record exclusively to head girls."

I used to live in saffron walden, can't say it was:

"obviously sophisticated middle-class"

Or that the Hockey Club had anything to do with the education sector. It was however the most boring and soul draining place so im sure Jamie Cuntum would be right at home there.

The reason he had " whole coachload wearing Saffron Walden Hockey Club shirts at one concert " was because he played at Audley End house, which, funnily enough, is IN Saffron Walden.
It's not like they traveled far.

..and it isn't that bad here.

Why isn't there a law to stop this from happening?

because it's fucking surreal and gives us an easy target when our sniper rifles arrive.

It'll be classed as paedophilia soon. Hopefully.

If The Calling are a four-piece, that makes Jamie Cullum number 5 on my hit list.

In the midst of all this, overblown if somewhat justified outpooring of hate, may I point out that twentysomething wasn't his debut album?

This story's amazing, it's like charity for rich people.

Now those girls WITH money don't have to buy the CD anymore!! Let the girls in poorer neighbourhoods buy the CD. Oh wait a sec.....they don't have any money!!1!1one!!

Okay okay, I will admit one thing: "Greatest Mistake" on the Handsome Boy Modelling School album last year was one of the best songs on that album, and Jamie Cullum was one of the two singers of that song (John Oates) being the other.

OMG how can you not like Jamie Cullum? Have you not even heard his version of 'Everlasting love'? It was like sooooo much better than the cast of Casualty's version. No joke.

'Obviously sophisticated middle class teenage girls'. Good to see that aswell as being general manager of Universal he also does comedy on the side.

Can anyone say "get a life"?

Some of you have serious anger issues you need to address. Perhaps you should get some counciling to find out whats really wrong in your sorry excuses for lives instead of slagging off musicians you obviously know nothing about.

I recently left one such of these 400 girls' school things.

I even applied to be head girl but didn't get it because of my 'controversial politics'. And big gob. Hear my bile:

THIS IS FUCKING DISGUSTING. THIS MAKES ME FEEL PHYSICALLY SICK TO MY STOMACH. It really does. This must surely be the most cynical marketing ploy in the entire history of greedy-twattery.

What really gets me is how sanitised and pedestrian C****m and his pissy excuse for music are. There is not even the merest pretence of new innovation or imagination. It is vanilla-flavoured Volvo-music and it angers me that already [major label] record companies are targeting specific consumer groups (especially the young! For fuck's sake!) with this regurgitated wank and conditioning them to be docile, equally unimaginative consumers.

For pity's sake BRING BACK HANGING! Just this once!

I rest my case

Fuck off jojojoke.

'Anger problems' usually take the form of feeling unable to express anger and bottling it up, not being jusifiably outraged at the cynicism and shamelessness of record companies. Fucker.

I hate Jamie Cullum so much I wrote a song about it. Download 'The Jamie Cullum Blues' for free at www.fymk.co.uk
His album went straight in at No.4 in the charts, what is wrong with the world?

hehehe class! that's real anti - devotion for you!
Nice one mate, cheers for the other downloads on there too!

Callum is a joke, James Blunt is better than this weed.

He seems like a spoilt rich brat.