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(I hate) chiaroscuro

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by ex_cynic

I just finished reading his post about how much he hates the Lord Of The Rings films, and it just really brought it home to me how utterly disappointed I was by him as a useful member of the forum, and what seething animosity I will bear towards him until the end of my days.

who's with me?

ex_cynic | 20 Nov '06, 00:05 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Having seen him in real life

I was massively disappointed. So much so, I pretended not to recognise him.


But he's right.

Those films are poor compared to the book they came from. Heavy handed, trite, insensitive, blundering, cheesy, over sentimental claptrap.


the book they came from

is poor compared to the hobbit.


^ nah


^ nah

let's go on all night!


^ nah

im going to bed. but LOTR is superior.

end of.


the hobbit owns your bed

night!


BAN REQUEST


^^^^NAH!

end of


^^

!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?


I bet you think

The Milk Eyed Mender is better than Ys


I bet if i knew what you were talking about

i would disagree with you


It is

much better.


fuck off?


Sigh.

And another.
And a deeper sigh.
And another...
And a deeper sigh.


it's good rose

but it's no -=sigh=-


Oh lordy.

Yes.
I just find the animosity at times, on this board, a little tense...
I need a back massage.
That is all.


haha

animosity? are you serious?


Never

take everything I say with a pinch of salt...


the salt punched me in the eye!

fucking women's libber.

i'm blaming you rose.


Damn you! Wut?

*rubs eyes and is somewhat confuzzled.
Hmmmm...
It's been a long afternoon.
Anyhoo, I thought an 'ex_cynic' woulda understoooooood.


i woooooould have

but i got tired reading that


also if your afternoons extend until this hour

then no wonder you're tired.


yar

my afternoons are always an extension of my mornings, the evenings, and the night before...
habitual bollocks...
perma-confuzzlement


isn't that true for everyone?

the divisions are well arbitrary anyway. it has been decreed that after evening neighbours begins 'evening'. but what of weekends? my head has gone numb


Mine too

Mine oh so too....


your constructions are steadily becoming more strange

i think you should go to bed. i'll be doing so after i finish these noodles.


Really?

Damn
I hate that time of night.


what, noodle time?

best time of night!


no bedtime

i hate it; am always looking to cross time barriers..........
or dimensions.....


I hate him too

I have a long discusso/argument with JJ we are both wearied, me specially so by trying to type so many words, and just when we've punched each other to a standstill, when who pops up all perky and fresh and with a nicely planned laid out and concise paragraph

chiaroscuro thats who...... and makes my ramblings and me look foolish......well I tell you, he may be alright when hes fighting in a gym or dojo and everythings all clean and nice and sanitised and precise......but could he hack it as a street fighter......or fighting in mud with little dogs biting his trouser legs....I suspect not


I hate him most

One day I will track him down and throw cans of cola at him.

He will not be happy.


I hate chiaroscuro

I'm taking his badge and piece


Where's I SHOT THE DEPUTY when you need him?

Oh that's right - he's in MELBOURNE. Marvellous Melbourne.


Murder Turtle

murder turtle going to eat chiaroscuro's forearms when he find him.


sorry ^ should say

nice squirrel nibble his nuts


you should see his

Rain Man impression.


I'd forgotten about that!

Uh-oh! Charlie Babbitt? Qantas. Gotta be Qantas. Qantas never crashed.


Chiaroscuro

is ace!!!


feel free

to start a thread about that


who ?

?