The Zane Lo(l)we-presented show, that went out at 7pm, was preceded by a warning: "If, like me, you are offended by such words and phrases as arse, bollocks, tit, wank, tit-wank, rotter, mother licker, mother sucker, mother fucker, twat, minge juice, bottler and, of course, bastard - then you might wish to turn over, or fuck off".

But, said sweary-mary heads-up wasn't enough for OfCom, who said: "Given the potential child audience for Radio 1 at this time, we believe that the use of such strong language, with such intensity, at the start of the programme was inappropriate".

DiScuss: Boobies. Flange. Grannyflaps. Twunt. BILGE.