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The Chalets: Check In

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  • Type: Album
  • Release date: 10/10/2005
  • Label: Setanta
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They've rather, and slightly sadly so, dug their own (critical) hole some months prior to the release of this, The Chalets' delayed debut. The likelihood of a single review making it five lines without making some remark or other about kooky, quasi-kinky on-stage attire and co-ordinated hand-on-hip dance moves is, frankly, slim. See? Point proved. The overriding aesthetic appeal of the band – the twin girl and three boy line up, each dressed to impress and to appeal to primal instincts (women may want to mother the men, men may want to take the girls back to mother) – makes analysing this all the more difficult: without the visual accompaniment, will Check In choke on its own cutesy, saccharine pop?

Well, no, actually: strip away all preconceptions and Check In reveals its charms. Yes, certain songs bring straight to mind those sultry poses and jerkily pop-rockin' indie-boys, but qualities are abundant from the outset, said opening line being the former paragraph-referencing, "You're making us wanna unbuckle our trousers". The only instantaneous gripe is that Check In really deserved an earlier release; so many of these songs – 'No Style', 'Gogo Don't Go', 'Beach Blanket' – are preoccupied with summer abandonment, with seaside liaisons and spontaneous trips away. As October skies turn grey, said efforts make for nostalgic listening.

The saucy is always balanced by the sweet, lyrics full of lust countered by ones of comedy. 'Theme From Chalets'and 'Love Punch' contain references to matters of the heart, but take thoroughly different forms of execution: the former tells of girls getting away, giggling, from geeky boys after a drunken encounter, while the latter could conceivably be construed as commentary on domestic violence. 'Love Punch' coupled with the preceding 'Checkout' comprises a slightly sour end – the closing 'Beach Blanket' aside – to an album brimming with exuberant pop quirkiness and sassy dancefloor shifters.

The Chalets' effortless charm is evident in 'Two Chord Song': here they poke fun at their own musical limitations by playing just that, a two chord song, with lyrics of a rise to stardom gone awry (it's worth noting that this album has already sold well in Ireland, where the quintet are on the way to becoming bona fide stars). Backtracking a second, those limitations are likely self-imposed, as while these songs are compositionally simple, one feels that they're specifically designed that way. They allow for maximum pleasure on the part of the protagonists, who want to have as much fun as their often-enraptured audience. Such simplicity can't fail to breed smiles. 'Two Chord Song' also highlights, purposefully, the band's initial appeal: the boys refer to the girls as "fine looking ladies", while their female counterparts can only muster enthusiasm enough to summarise their band mates as "plain looking". By bringing to the fore their own stumbling block in the eyes of the critic, The Chalets effectively render talk of style over substance utterly redundant.

Not every song's a winner (and subsequently a potential single) – 'Fight Your Kids' and earlier single 'Feel The Machine' are pretty enough ditties but substantially unremarkable, although the latter's lyrics titillate somewhat. Are they talking about sex toys? The words are so annoyingly ambiguous it's tough to tell and, to be honest, the tune's not strong enough to make you care particularly. Just skip to the next song.

A few mid-album blips aside, Check In starts and finishes strongly, packing super-size proportioned pop hooks alongside its dirtied punk riffs and xylophone tinkles. It'll undoubtedly annoy as much as it does entrance, such is the violently bipolar nature of today's indie community, but to these ears Check In is as strong a pop record as 2005 will muster. The skies might be clouded and moods dulled by the onset of dark and damp mornings, but this is almost certain to brighten one's horizons for a wee while.

  • The Chalets - Check In

    That sounds about right.

    It does have filler though, but then, it wouldn't be a true POP album without some filler, would it? ....or something...
    • Re: The Chalets - Check In

      the album's essentially all the singles plus a couple of the EP tracks and a bit of filler and all the singles are GRATE. fortunately that's 75% of the album. so not much filler.

      in msgboard terms, that's CHALETS = <3
      • Re: The Chalets - Check In

        True story: the 'filler' isn't even that bad, it's just highlighted because the GRATE songs, to utilise an Adieism, are super grate.
        • Re: The Chalets - Check In

          also, i'll think you'll find it's a glockenspiel (metal) not a xylophone (wood). a schoolboy error if ever their was one.
        • Re: The Chalets - Check In

          It's not that bad, its just a bit skip-able, yeah I'd heard most of the best tracks before from the (GRATE) singles/EP.

          my favourite songs still = Love Punch and Sexy Mistake. 'Check out' is good, I hadn't heard that one before.
  • The Chalets - Check In

    Yep, spot on review!
  • The Chalets - Check In

    Ok, I'll start honestly here, the chalets are my "favourite band in the world ever" at the moment and have been for a good few months now. the album though flits between being very good and good. firstly don't know how you've got through the whole review without mentioning the three standout tracks on here, nightrocker, sexy mistake and checkout. all three are amazing songs i think any ( rock band on the planet would die.

    The thing about the Chalets is that they're so successfull at projecting this twee indie pop facade it's easy to not notice what's going on underneath. Feel the Machine, for example, is probably the best constructed pop song of the year and has more going on then most bands entire albums. This is layered intircate music in a similar style and vein to the greatest motown, various vocal parts, keyboard and guitar lines all weaving in and out of each other. And it's not just the music, the lyrics are just as layered as the music. Take Theme from Chalets, when was the last time you heard a song with 4 different distinct narrative voices?

    A comparision worth making is that with an act like Marilyn Manson. Both are artists which rely highly on visual impact and have taken an established style to play with rather than hit out on new ground. Where Manson is very overt in both presentation and lyrical content in his obsession with destroying the facade of (american) family values the chalets are far more subtle and have taken the facade as their own. Love Punch is about violence in a relationship but don't forget it's the guys who sing "you tell me it's your heart but i know it's your first" and not the girls. It's the girls in 2 Chord Song who have all the power in starting the band because it seems quite fun and ending the band when they realise there's just too many weirdos around (the boys are simply lucky to be taken for the ride). In Red High Heels it's the girls who sing they want to punch someone just to shut them up.

    Lastly the chalets are a band who are to a degree a victim of their own success in that three of their best songs, Gay Holliday, Kiss Chasing and the quite sublime David Boring don't even appear on the album. I can understand to a degree they wouldn't want all four songs from the nightrocker ep and previous b-sides to all be on there but at least add them as bonus tracks for those fans who are going to meet them for the first time with Check In.
  • The Chalets - Check In

    I KNOW YOU LOVE ME BUT YOU'RE FUCKING CRAZY
  • The Chalets - Check In

    Wonderful wonderful pop album. This should be top of the charts, not the fucking Sugababes.
  • The Chalets - Check In

    Wonderful wonderful pop album. This should be top of the charts, not the fucking Sugababes.
  • The Chalets - Check In

    If anyone in London is wanting this on the cheap, there's a copy in the cheap cabinet (opposite from the 'promos' cabinet) above the stairs in Music & Vid exchange for like £4 or £5 on Berwick St as of today at 12ish
  • The Chalets - Check In

    Its overwhelmingly naff though, can't see myself listening to it much in, ooo, a month or so.
  • The Chalets - Check In

    Reading this review and the comments finally made me buy this album.

    It's good.

    Not the kind of thing you can listen to too often, but good !