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by IndieAndy_Jones

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IndieAndy_Jones | 23 Nov '06, 14:32 | Send note | Report this | Reply

you've left yourself wide open

with that one.


hey, you've got a face!

instead of just a shoe on your profile.

I just thought it would be quite poetic for creaky to have the one and only post on this thread, thus continuing his misery and his paranoia about always killing threads.


I know.

I want the shoe back, though..


So do we

SHOEWIIING.

I've got no idea what we're on about, I just wanted to shoehorn that pun in.


It was

You like? I think it shows my soul-ful side.


i do like it

your posts are often laced with clever puns


Thanks

They're bootiful, aren't they?


Yeah, well, velcro!

shit, that didn't work.


Heel will freeze over

before I make a good pun


that's a very 'pointed'

remark


Yeah, well, All Leather Upper!!

I am REALLY bad at this!!


Well Im strapped for puns

Ive laced all my imagination, I normally have tounges of puns.


is this pun clear enough?

^. I'm thinking it might not translate well in text form


hmm

maybe you should explain it. Jokes can only be fully enjoyed to their full potential once they've been explained in detail very slowly


It's not a shoe

but it certainly is my well-tidied desk!


FIRE HAZARD!!

I've done a risk assesment, and discovered that I'm scared of that much fire. Please put them out forthwith.

They are candles, right?


They are indeed.

I like them. Especially the one oh-so-safely balanced in a wine glass..


Candles freak me out

I bloody hate them. Grrr.


But why?

They're nice and warm and mood-enhancing.


Have you ever wondered

why bamos has no eyebrows?


he's

a genetic freak?


I had a friend at school with no eyebrows!

he reached eyebrow puberty when he was about 17. Truefact.


^ POTD

Apart from my stuff, obviously. That's all gold.


Shut up :(

It was a sad time for me.


people who shave their eyebrows off

{goths} and draw them on = WEIRD.


Not just goths

Also orange-skinned travel agent worker type women. And the woman who used to work for RBS in Lincoln. Man, they were brilliant. She'd drawn them on half way up her forhead. Great stuff.


I don't get it

what did I miss in the last few hours. Brief synopsis, please


well in the last few hours

i've compiled a fairly boring spreadsheet from another fairly boring spreadsheet, then i reviewed a document, then i had some lunch, and now I'm having a cup of tea.


Hello

am I too late?


not as late as me

i've been helping students ACHIEVE


I did their INTERACTIVE exam

with them over and over until they all passed.

It's so exciting, with little light up mousey style things like who wants to be a millionaire but macier. if that makes sense.


macier? Surely you mean racier

I once 'invented' some computer program for children (ages 4-6). They told me it was rubbish. What do they know? They couldn't even spell 'clown'!


no i mean

they look like they'd be used with a mac. Maybe i should have said AppleMac-ier?


I get it!

now I get it. As you were


DOH

DOh Doh doh!


thats meant to be a Doh echoing

Has everybody left?


Ahh no we just missed

I see everyone is congregating round Bamos's posts up there ^^^ in the pun SEGment


Dont worry creaky

Im still here


don't be shy creaky

get up there and join in


stoo late theyve stopped now

......in anticiption of me trying to join in....you wait theyll start on another thread any minute and as soon as I realise and go there, they'll flit off somewhere else





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