I just thought it would be quite poetic for creaky to have the one and only post on this thread, thus continuing his misery and his paranoia about always killing threads.
Also orange-skinned travel agent worker type women. And the woman who used to work for RBS in Lincoln. Man, they were brilliant. She'd drawn them on half way up her forhead. Great stuff.
i've compiled a fairly boring spreadsheet from another fairly boring spreadsheet, then i reviewed a document, then i had some lunch, and now I'm having a cup of tea.
......in anticiption of me trying to join in....you wait theyll start on another thread any minute and as soon as I realise and go there, they'll flit off somewhere else
You anticipated wrong, bitch!
oh, i'd hoped it would be creakyknees
:(
Well don't i feel loved..
..
you've left yourself wide open
with that one.
hey, you've got a face!
instead of just a shoe on your profile.
I just thought it would be quite poetic for creaky to have the one and only post on this thread, thus continuing his misery and his paranoia about always killing threads.
I know.
I want the shoe back, though..
So do we
SHOEWIIING.
I've got no idea what we're on about, I just wanted to shoehorn that pun in.
was SHOEHORN an intentional pun?
It was
You like? I think it shows my soul-ful side.
i do like it
your posts are often laced with clever puns
Thanks
They're bootiful, aren't they?
Yeah, well, velcro!
shit, that didn't work.
It was heely, heely bad
Ah well, that toed me!
Heel will freeze over
before I make a good pun
that's a very 'pointed'
remark
Yeah, well, All Leather Upper!!
I am REALLY bad at this!!
Well Im strapped for puns
Ive laced all my imagination, I normally have tounges of puns.
I've got the shoe horn
now
is this pun clear enough?
^. I'm thinking it might not translate well in text form
hmm
maybe you should explain it. Jokes can only be fully enjoyed to their full potential once they've been explained in detail very slowly
so there were these two giants
right...
It's not a shoe
but it certainly is my well-tidied desk!
FIRE HAZARD!!
I've done a risk assesment, and discovered that I'm scared of that much fire. Please put them out forthwith.
They are candles, right?
They are indeed.
I like them. Especially the one oh-so-safely balanced in a wine glass..
Candles freak me out
I bloody hate them. Grrr.
But why?
They're nice and warm and mood-enhancing.
Have you ever wondered
why bamos has no eyebrows?
he's
a genetic freak?
I had a friend at school with no eyebrows!
he reached eyebrow puberty when he was about 17. Truefact.
did his eyeballs drop at the same time?
^ POTD
Apart from my stuff, obviously. That's all gold.
Shut up :(
It was a sad time for me.
people who shave their eyebrows off
{goths} and draw them on = WEIRD.
Not just goths
Also orange-skinned travel agent worker type women. And the woman who used to work for RBS in Lincoln. Man, they were brilliant. She'd drawn them on half way up her forhead. Great stuff.
I don't get it
what did I miss in the last few hours. Brief synopsis, please
well in the last few hours
i've compiled a fairly boring spreadsheet from another fairly boring spreadsheet, then i reviewed a document, then i had some lunch, and now I'm having a cup of tea.
just ho fo not around to smack your bum
wut?
Hello
am I too late?
always, creaky, always
not as late as me
i've been helping students ACHIEVE
What did you do?
I did their INTERACTIVE exam
with them over and over until they all passed.
It's so exciting, with little light up mousey style things like who wants to be a millionaire but macier. if that makes sense.
macier? Surely you mean racier
I once 'invented' some computer program for children (ages 4-6). They told me it was rubbish. What do they know? They couldn't even spell 'clown'!
no i mean
they look like they'd be used with a mac. Maybe i should have said AppleMac-ier?
I get it!
now I get it. As you were
DOH
DOh Doh doh!
thats meant to be a Doh echoing
Has everybody left?
Ahh no we just missed
I see everyone is congregating round Bamos's posts up there ^^^ in the pun SEGment
Dont worry creaky
Im still here
don't be shy creaky
get up there and join in
stoo late theyve stopped now
......in anticiption of me trying to join in....you wait theyll start on another thread any minute and as soon as I realise and go there, they'll flit off somewhere else