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by CaviarAndCigarets

Aldershot play at Rushden. Other teams also play games, for example United host Chelsea and Boris Marshmallows United face Factory Grim Northern Town Rovers.

Fascinating stuff!

TRANKMERE also play against BLACKPOOL and won 2-0 ha ha seasiders, promotion for us.

CaviarAndCigarets | 24 Nov '06, 23:02 | Send note | Report this | Reply

1-0

methinks.

boularouz error.


Boulharouz makes no errors

apparently


lolz

i've not seen a game where he hasn't nearly given a goal away.

i think if united play ronaldo up against him he's going to be off at half time. either sent off or taken off for being "catwank"


Boularouz

I agree, he looked rubbish against Tottenham , when Robbie Keane made him look stupid


Newcastle v Pompey.

We're gonna stuff you Colin!!

Or maybe not.


BRING IT ON CUNTLIPS

it's all ours.


^this

i like pompey. i think it's because pedro mendes used to be amazing on champ but a bug in the game scuppered his chances at my parma side...


definitely

we got stuffed in a bad game at st. james's PORK in the carling CRAP, but if we don't finish in the top half of the prem this season, i'll give everyone this board with more than 10,000 posts £5 each.


I like the pork comment.

What with our chairman being rather fond of it...

But yeah, we have Dyer and Martins back. I'm confident.


True.

There's always a chance he could ruin it. If we locked him in a cage, and placed the cage on the penalty spot, that would be more use.


where are you now

?

must be high? though i'm actually offended kanu's scoring. it makes a mockery of the premiership, like if heskey started banging them in.

the belgian league'd laugh at us...


pah

kanu isn't the same player he was last season. he's being serviced excellently by pedro mendes, he's playing well with lualua/benjani/cole and he deserves the success he's getting.

we're third right now! :)


but he's KANU !

ka-new

?


NWANKWO


lol...

has anyone noticed tha Adebayor is actually the exact same player as kanu?


shutup

you're just jealous because linvoy primus could beat up any member of the united squad.


rooney?

maybe.

giuseppe rossi'd get a hitman on him though. something about that kid just scares me...


villa - boro


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

what about this? Does no one care about real football?


no?

Life does exist outside the premiership


aahahaha

i predict that tomorrow, cowdenbeath will win.


they're away to morton

who are currently top. but i've got a good feeling about tomorrow, cowdenbeath have just signed ex-Celtic midfielder David Hannah, which is good news.


I quite

like Morton and Cowdenbeath. i don't know who to route for. I'll go for Morton as I've been to Greenock.


true

and for those interested here is the thursday at 1 6-aside intra mural league table

Easy As PI B 7 6 0 1 42 11 19 WWWWW
Crack Den Rovers 7 6 0 1 43 20 19 WLWWW
Consonant Please Carol 7 5 1 1 30 12 18 WLW0W
The Wellesley Mansioneers 7 5 0 2 22 18 17 LLWWW
Team Lovejoy 7 4 0 3 30 16 15 LWLWW
B.L.C Hoes 7 4 0 3 19 11 15 WWWLL
Psychos A 7 3 0 4 25 25 13 LLWWL
A.A. Aordvarks of York AFC 7 3 0 4 14 18 13 LWLLW
Athletico Physoc 7 2 1 4 17 22 12 WWL0L
Hoof-Hearted 7 2 0 5 19 41 11 WWLLL
Aerosoc Flyers 7 1 0 6 7 34 9 LLLLL
Masters of Engineering 7 0 0 7 12 52 7 LLLLL

my team is third.

woah yes.


two


could play them

next season if results go right.


: (


Liverpool

are there for the taking.

And I'll be there tomorrow. Away games are quite possibly the best thing on Earth.


nah

that's pizza.


how about pizza

at away games?


aye

as long as its not the valley.


I've only been there once

to be fair it's better than Fratton

*hides*


LOL

the ground is, the food isn't.

the only place in the valley with any atmosphere is the away stand as well. especially when pompey are in town.


you can't expect charlton to have atmosphere

just saying the word destroys any mood.

"charlton"


Away games are special...

Getting the shit end with no roof, standing in the driving wind...

Nah, I do love them none of the moaners there for one.


Away games

are about treating stewarding at football matches with the contempt it deserves.


Actually

it's a toss up between chicken balti pies at Eastlands, or away games.


Actually

What's the next level pies at football games can be taken to?

DiScuss


my

lamb pork sausage and lentil stew thing. with a pastry lid.

it's the ultimate.

so much so i'm not risking making it incase the world dies.


Pie Sandwich....

Or Spag Bol Pie

Sunday Roast Pie

Leicester V Derby tomorrow...East Mids Derby

Should be good...Milan might be there aswell....we nicked him off Pompey ya know


Pie-Pie?

Pie.


Yeh

Double Pie, like

Like this

--------
/ \
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\ /
---------

SUPER PIE!!!


Bugger my example

went wrong


The highest level of football snackery...

Is the Cornish Pasty, nothing betters it.


Devon Pasty now?

non?

Actually my dream football snack line-up is: chicken-balti pie/yorkie/diet cherry coke.

However this was ruined when my friend pointed out that Yorkies are made by nestle - a company I get on my high horse about and don't buy stuff from. So I can't buy them anymore.

Damn Swiss. Between Sepp Blatter and making Yorkies unethical they're ruining the game.


do you think

yorkie have been in touch with mike newell yet?


ha ha

I can't wait for Newell's 'traditional values' rant when Uriah Rennie gives Luton a bad decision.


hahaha


Well that is debateable...

although if it winds up the Cornish it can only be a good thing.

[/acceptable xenophobia]


yeah, that was terrible

i mean, we've been shit since mandaric left.


He was only

the making of you're club.


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Pi?

Hmmm


I will be at Home Park tommorow.

As I'm actually not working. Argyle will crush Leeds United, one team I do hate more then most others.

OK then, we only seem to draw at home so it will probably be 1-1, and cold, and wet :-(


we (port vale) are away at carlisle

i'm going - my dad and his friends have been waiting for this fixture for 25 years (mad keen climbers you see). i'm going to get drunk in keswick after the game - i was going to go climbing in the beautiful lake district on sunday morning but it's going to piss down, and i destroyed my fingers in an industrial door yesterday, so that's been called off. ho hum.


Hope you beat them

I hated Leeds and I hated Dennis Wise. Now they together, gives me one target to hate them all. Saves a lot of effort.


Nothing to do...

with Calum Davidson's jaw by any chance?

I hate Wise as well, although I like Gus Poyet...


Got It In One

Also, the fact he put a winding up order on us when we sacked him and he asked for 4 million with 'Monster, Monster, Twat, Twat' Eric Hall.

Leeds, there has been a bit of rivarly between us two for awhile. Wasnt helped by various racist chanting by Leeds fans on visits to Filbert Street.


Boro - Villa.

Hmmm. Not confident.


:D

It's not a pre-season without Boro stealing a Villa player.


I actually

quite fancy us against Portsmouth on Sunday. They're really feeling the strain after their strong start and we've got to win in the league eventually.


I can't wait to beat Sheff Utd

I was just offered a free ticket, but I was already going to RoTa, so... I'm an idiot.


QPR - Coventry

I'd be happy with a draw to be perfectly honest.


Liverpool vs Man City

No matter what happens today, it's not going to help our dreadful situation when it comes to away form.
However I predict 3-1.


Away to Wrexham.

Fourth defeat in a row? Probably.


Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

No. No, really. You're not. Trust me.


No actually.

He's right.

Sheff Utd 3 - 1 West Ham.

Mark. My. Words.

:)


You're both deluded

Takeover sorted. New West Ham. Sheff Utd shit. Tevez to score at least one today. Reo-Coker almost back to full fitness.

3-0 to the home side.


No...

you're wrong...

we'll win, trust

For a minute there I thought you said Tevez was going to score...

Ha


He will

If we played him up front from time to time, he might stand more of a chance. He's a top, top player. If there's any way we can hold onto him, we must pull out all the stops.

We picked up 16 points from 18 against the sides that went down last season, so that bodes well for today.


...

"We picked up 16 points from 18 against the sides that went down last season, so that bodes well for today."

How so?

Were we one of those sides?

No


I'm saying

you're a shoe-in for relegation. Pogo on that, y'twat.


:-D

Glad to be of service.

It will be a pleasure getting one over on Colin Wanker.


forest 3 millwall 0

neil harris hatrick against is old club :-D


We (AFC Wimbledon)

are away at Eastleigh in the FA Trophy. They're in the bottom three in Conference South (one division above the MIGHTY Ryman Premier) so it'll be a tight game.


general football question:

has anyone ever seen a good short corner?

cos i sure as hell haven't


0-1

Adebloa! didn't see that coming, he's meant to be going out on loan...


Rushden 0 Aldershot 1

John Grant scores for us. We've had double their shots but 30% of possession!


full time

thank fuck for that.


nil nil

we

is

rubbish


1-1

with Villa.

Good result.


BOLTON!!! 1-0!

Faye scores for Wanderers, get in.


ANELKA! 2-0!

Run, run, run, bang, goal. Nice one.


2-1 instantly.

Gilberto header.


Well...

we were a bit shit, it was a shame as well that the ref seemed to be against us as well.

Bloody Leeds as well with their timewasting, not that the ref seemed to mind.

But we wern't good enough anyway, the defense played like they had never met each other before, and we were obsessed with playing with the ball in the air, despite not having a decent headerer of the ball in the team! In fact most of the Leeds players seem to be taller then our players and were having a merry time wi