Last night I had to explain (for the millionth time in my life) that VASELINE cannot be used for rude purposes as it like, damages the condom, to 3 italian men who hardly spoke a word of english last night.
that sentence is bad. but anyway. it was quite humourous (sp?)
I think as long as I had people who meant stuff to me, I'd probably get by.
Nice additions would be my horse and music (and the means to play it).
Further more; the internet, my macbook.
Drivin' in my Peugeot heyohhh heyohhhh
20 inch rims with the chrome now heyohhh, heyooohhh
Blazin' out Yo La Tengo heyohhh heyohhh
Drivin' round poppin' with the top down heyohhh, heyohhhhh!
YOU FUCKING ARSECLART! it was tea or coffee anyway. it was after sparklehorse. i had chocolate milk. i can't believe you don't rememeber such precious times.
Oxygen
Gravity, Water, Fire... Stop me when I'm boring you.
FINISH!
my best friend
music
mans
OH MORE
internetz
pencils and paper
VASELINE (how could i forget)
...
So you couldn't do without vaseline and men?
That's hot.
:(
Last night I had to explain (for the millionth time in my life) that VASELINE cannot be used for rude purposes as it like, damages the condom, to 3 italian men who hardly spoke a word of english last night.
that sentence is bad. but anyway. it was quite humourous (sp?)
...
Yes, as the Reverend Ian Paisley would say: "ALWAYS USE A WATER BASED LUBRICANT FOR ANAL SHEKS!!"
...
quite
.
a stereo
sex
pens and paper
the internet
I was going to say
"exlcuding the obvious water air etc" but refriaed.
Oh I have too much faith it you all
refrained*
Grammar?
I think it's indispensible.
you dont have sex
stop pretending
i know
:(
coffee and
alcohol. c'est tout.
OK then...
I'll be serious now:
20p packs of noodles.
music
sport
internet
friends
nice food and drink
etc.
.
Fun House
My gaggia machine
pretty girls
Seinfeld
Apart from the essentials...
I think as long as I had people who meant stuff to me, I'd probably get by.
Nice additions would be my horse and music (and the means to play it).
Further more; the internet, my macbook.
Hmm. I misread that as 'as long as I had people who meant to stuff me'
Whoops...
cuddles
weezer
duvets
QI
cuddles is good
and kisses too, i get withdrawal symptoms if i dont kiss anyone for more than 2 weeks :(
you get the bad AIDS if you kiss more than one person every two weeks though
fact.
even if its the same person?
Then it's
cat aids.
whats cat aids like?
will my hair stay nice?
You might need to clean it with your tongue
just pray you don't get persian cat aids. then your face scrunches up.
The best way to prevent cat aids
is neutering.
ESPECIALLY if its the same person
and as for sex, well have that and you might as well just kill yourself already.
cuddles and weezer
awwwwwwww :D:D
pin badges
headphones
perfume
fingernails (to bite)
nicotine
nicorette
nico
nice people
tea
hugs
marmite
books
BUFFY
omfg
BUFFY (duh!)
and books too!
i couldn't live without my well thumbed copy of pride and prejudice either.
or harry potter.
the internet
red wine.
my wok/frying pan (I <3 it).
the strings you can chew on hoodies.
my vans.
oh and oh and oh and
the entire 4:54 minutes of "Giddy Stratospheres" by The Long Blondes
ahh
that's reminded me to listen to it. thankyou
(also, whatever happened on your out-of-your-league date?)
Fun
Direction
Love
well duh
(he forgot to say mouldcherryx)
I could live without her
Easily
:'(
I've got new DiS friends now
Better ones
fine FUCK YOU THEN
im NEVER making you a cup of tea in the morning ever again, know why? COS YOU'RE NEVER COMING ROUND AGAIN TURDMUNCH.
You've never once made
me a cup of tea in the morning. Serious.
:-(
now now
this is a bit of a storm in a teacup, really.
Oh lemonbrickcombo
Pigfoot Oh
Pigfoot Ah
Pigfoot in a Jaguar
.
Drivin' in my Peugeot heyohhh heyohhhh
20 inch rims with the chrome now heyohhh, heyooohhh
Blazin' out Yo La Tengo heyohhh heyohhh
Drivin' round poppin' with the top down heyohhh, heyohhhhh!
I DID!
YOU FUCKING ARSECLART! it was tea or coffee anyway. it was after sparklehorse. i had chocolate milk. i can't believe you don't rememeber such precious times.
Actually,
you may have made me a coffee. Yeah. Sorry. :-)
pah.
too late now.
NEVER AGAIN.
'arseclart'
hahahaha :D
Yeah, take her side
:)
Yeah, take his side
:)
I'm not saying it again
MUSIC
imagine a world without music..? Nope, me either.
Hope