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The Family Guy Appreciation Thread

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Inspired by the Simpsons thread, I felt obliged to provide an area for everyone to share their Family Guy Quotes and Stuff.

Tom Tucker - [After an outbreak of toads who that produce psychadelic effects when licked] "These toads trigger an intense psychadelic euphoria that's... just great."
Kid_A | 27 Nov '04, 16:33 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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You can buy FG box sets for £8.99 each. Bargain!
rubbafish | 27 Nov '04, 16:36 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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I bought all the series for £45

My favourite scene is in the simpson thread.

Though i love it when peter is running home when he has the magic golden ticket and after running for about 30 seconds of screen time he trips up and goes oww for about another 30. It doesn't sound great but really it ahs to be seen.
fullerov | 27 Nov '04, 16:51 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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let's face it - the greatest ever FG episode HAS to be Emission impossible - it's just genius start to finish -
mooseman | 27 Nov '04, 17:09 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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That scene is fookin genius!
debaser | 28 Nov '04, 20:25 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Family Guy is waaaaay better than the Simpsons
jdsharpe | 27 Nov '04, 17:12 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Yes. Family Guy owns The Simpsons.

Assorted quotes that I can think of off the top of my head.

Peter Griffin's disabled neighbour confronting a giant rat whilst welded to the floor:
BRING IT ON!

Stall owner at the medieval reconstruction:
Does thou wish to feast upon the hind quarters of a humble ovine?

Newsreader at the Paralympics:
And up next we have the bulimic pie eating contest.

Ah shit...too many to write. Such as fucking awesome show!
loveless | 27 Nov '04, 17:36 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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I think that some of the visual/random scenes are better than the dialogue (which is good) i.e. Neil passing Mega note raeding "I want you" she looks around and he is dressed as uncle sam in the kitchener pose.
fullerov | 27 Nov '04, 17:53 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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i like the 'hes that guy' ad piss-take.
or the toad episode...woo i can rhyme
Jordan_229 | 27 Nov '04, 21:26 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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So many...
"Holy crip, he's a crapple!!!" springs to mind, from when peter meets joe...

"Eww, we're going to be living here?"
"Come on Meg, i bet if we fixed it up a little it could be a piece of crap!" from when they have to move to the south for a reason i can't remember...

"I'll bet money / You'll marry a honey / Who's pretty and funny / And her name will be Ted" from the song in the episode where Stewie leaves to live on jolly farm...

"They look at me and see a loser. Except that guy with the lazy eye... He sees a loser and a snack machine"

When Meg's dating the nudist guy "Now Meg, there's no need to get testes. I mean testy. Nuts. I mean crap!"

"Hey, maybe we could set Peter up with another lemon snowcone"
"That didn't taste like lemon that tasted like... Oh you guys are asses"

And the best one, when Quagmire is talking to the guy with wooden limbs...
"So, were you in an accident or something?"
"No, my father was a tree"
-Mark- | 27 Nov '04, 21:34 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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pea....tear.....griffin!
InTheDark | 27 Nov '04, 22:32 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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its like orson welle's autopsy
alcxxk | 28 Nov '04, 17:12 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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The best episode has to be the one when the millenium bug actually kicks in and a nuclear holocaust happens.

It's worth it just for the bit when Peter emerges from the Basement with his Nuclear suit on making Chris shout "Oh no it's the government, Run ET Run!" and watching ET run across has me in stitches.

The other brilliant part of that episode has to be Randy Newman on piano

Altogether now, left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot....
tom_from_sparks | 28 Nov '04, 17:29 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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I also forgot the fight scene with the bloke in the chicken suit, that's genius
tom_from_sparks | 28 Nov '04, 17:31 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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that fight is too good.
i dont understand why anyone can NOT love family guy, im dying of laughter when i see it, fav moments:

"i bet you need a nappy change" (an old woman on a farm)
"and i bet you lost your virginity to a mechanical bull"

also the scene when peters in the cinema and goes "its got tom hanks in this, everything he does is a stich'...
que laughter at tom hanks dying of aids.
again both are moments you kinda have to see, so everyoen with ears/eyes/abrain go and buy fg. you will not regret it
team_cooper | 28 Nov '04, 18:19 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Ahahahahaha...just remembered that Tom Hanks thing!

A couple of other classic moments:

The paedophile in the episode when the Griffins move to Texas..."you got a nice muscly throwing arm on ya boy".

The video about guns...the gun puppet talking to the kid "when you hug me i make bad people go away", the 'reconstruction' of Jesus and Moses shooting Roman soldiers "even Jesus used guns" and the slogan at the end "remember, guns don't kill people, dangerous minorities do".


loveless | 28 Nov '04, 18:48 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Oh, the Chicken Fight scene - can't help but love that. It's that perfect mix of farce and ...well farce. What's the news on the new series?
mooseman | 28 Nov '04, 19:49 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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new seris beign made now, out in america early next yaer, probably march.
in the mean time check out 'american dad' , comign out soon by seth, creator of fg. not as good, but it wets the brain for fg...

btw, you just know the first scene from the new fg episode will be a piss take of fox for cancelling them, i just cant wait!
team_cooper | 29 Nov '04, 17:32 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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are they really making new family guy episodes? i keep hearing that but i don't believe it. fox showed a family guy marathon then showed one episode or a preview or just a bucnch of commercials (i forget) of american dad and that's it. that was months ago.
stereoscream | 29 Nov '04, 21:06 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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seth macfarlane is making new series of family guy coming out in March 2005, then American Dad is coming out in January 2005, and there we'll be a Family Guy Movie coming out less than two years!
peateargriffin | 3 Dec '04, 02:18 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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That Tom Hanks episode:

Peter: I got it, that's the guy from Big! Tom Hanks. Funny guy, anything he says is funny!

Tom Hanks: I've got AIDS!

Peter: HAHAHAHAH!

peateargriffin | 3 Dec '04, 02:27 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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haha FG is wayyyyyyyyyyyyy better than the simpsons...

u bastard ha ha

jessicapoole | 29 Nov '04, 20:57 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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anything Quagmire says. to many to mention, although "dear diary, JACKPOT!" and "does this look like a 'Q' to you? How about now?" do spring to mind.
monpot | 29 Nov '04, 21:09 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Quagmire's best line:

naked woman lying in bed the morning after: "glen, hunny, iv got a question for you! where do you work?"
"i have a question for you, why are you still here?"

perfec.
team_cooper | 30 Nov '04, 19:45 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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Peter (whilst very drunk and returniung home):

'Oh Lois, thank god it's you. The last three houses were Very rude.'
Kid_A | 30 Nov '04, 20:17 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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From the same episode

Lois: "Peter, you're drunk again

Peter: No i'm just exhausted cos i've been up all night drinking"
fullerov | 30 Nov '04, 21:20 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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I wasted last summer wtaching "Family Guy". It's so great.

"Congratulations Peter, you're the Spalding Gray of crap"
Smileadelic | 1 Dec '04, 15:33 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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The part where Musclebound Wheelchair man (whose name escapes me) is crying in the bar beacuse he lost a 'perp', and Peter et al escape under the table and through the window in random ways, is just GENIUS.
sammoandy | 1 Dec '04, 16:22 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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I agree, though i was certain peter would fall when he climbed out the window.
fullerov | 1 Dec '04, 16:33 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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taht guy is 'joe'

and another great quote from fg, peter in his youth on a school trip at a museum puts up his hand and asks innocently:
"why did all the dinosaurs die out?"

and his teacher snaps at him : "cuz you touch yourself at night"
and peter sighs and looks to the floor, yet more perfection,
team_cooper | 2 Dec '04, 22:16 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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when peter steels the circus and rides into the garden on the back of an elephant saying "Look Lois, it's the two symbols of the Republican party. An elephant and a big fat white guy who's scared of change ."
JacobJones | 3 Dec '04, 23:07 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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When Chris is accused of hiding hams up his shirt:

You're not a shoplifter, you're just a fat kid. Sorry about that fatty, fat, fatty
Hey Tom, he's just a fat kid. Aren't ya fatty? He's a big ol' fat kid. Here's some chocolate fatso.

Classic - all of it!
tobythecat | 4 Dec '04, 12:59 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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"Sir, you can't park your van next to the pool...oh its just a fat kid. Hey Tom its not a van its just a fat kid"
fullerov | 4 Dec '04, 14:35 | Send note | Report this | Reply

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