I signed on about 40 mins ago to ask advice from you guys re inspired Christmas pressies, but I had a bolt of inspiration just before I clicked the Post Thread button.
(multiple personality disorder), at least two personalities must routinely take alternate control of the individual's behavior, and there must be a loss of memory that goes beyond normal forgetfulness. This memory loss is often referred to as "switching".. These symptoms must occur independently of substance abuse or a general medical condition.
I was a lurker for about 2 years and then decided to make contact. You can just look at my profile for more info, and sorry to disappoint but I'm not really into anything weird . . . you know . . . sexually.
Who else shouldn't I listen to? I need to know these things, y'see.
All I know is, I will listen to all of those lovely people that contributed to that mammoth "best songs of the last 10 years" thread, as that was perfectly timed in helping me make an MP3 mix CD for the car ride to ATP. Cheers all!
..to create another list, detailing who ought to be given priority treatment. You could do it on a basis of their general health, age, the extent to which their life is pointless, their importance on DiS etc.
Either that, or we can all bring our own lifeboats. This is THE INTERNET, after all.
but i just want to post in this thread. I might actually be the person with the most posts who hasnt actually met a single disser though, that would make me special right?
my name's Ralphcore and i'm a supple 22 yr old from BROMLEY, england. I like long drawn out guitar solos and songs about babez. add me to messener - i love to CAM.
;)
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hi!
Ooooooooonya
:p
i am abut 4 years new
hi! I'm new
please be nice to me
hey guys.
pick me up and rub me against your lips.
Hello
I can't think of anything to match Chapsticks intro. Immense.
LOL
I like it
hullo
touch me i'm sick
You ARE new
brand spanking like.
I don't want to catch anything.
what would you like to catch if you did want to catch something?
?
a baby seal.
you're such a girl!
:P
I can't help it. :(
you probably want to catch a baby seal too someday.
*throws baby seal at IndieAndy*
*runs away squealing*
ew it's all slimey
hahaha
now who's the girl. :P
I hate seals
Really HATE seals. More than anything.
I just wanted to see the otters. But no. All we got was seals. Stupid fat lazy seals. We had to stop the holiday because I got so depressed.
oh dear
but this little guy!
http://www.wildfoto.com/wildlife_image10.jpg
:) so cute.
yeah but you know it would eat you given half a chance
I don't see it happening
and that will be your fatal error
you have to respect nature!!!
only when it starts respecting me.
No
OTTERS are cute.
they are both cute.
:) otters are cool.
CHAPSTICK
is marlowx!!! I tell ye!
Keep away!!! I'm warning you! He's back!!!
BACK!!!
I read that as "black"
Both times.
don't insult me like
that, or I wont allow you to use my products. I have my eye on you.
Jap's?
HELLO EVERYONE
My name's Marco and i live in the North East. I'm 36yrs old and my fav band is Thethe.
hiya!
wanna cyber?
i'd rather just bum you
let's!
so you're a taker not a giver?
sounds good
*waves*
(i would if i had arms)
by the way chapstick is a cock head, ignore him and all the bullshit he churns out.
cunt.
hello?
Hello!
My name is Rich. Thats about it.
well thats Rich
Ker-Ching!
I set them up....
you knock em down.
Hello!
I signed on about 40 mins ago to ask advice from you guys re inspired Christmas pressies, but I had a bolt of inspiration just before I clicked the Post Thread button.
So yeah - hello!
40 minutes ago?
Wow. So new you can almost smell the placenta.
What does a placenta smell like, Bamos?
?
eat it!!! you know you want to
i did...
did you really?
nah
i'm a fucking bastard liar
Hugh! Fearnley! Eatingitall!
I slip and slide
Like one too. Thanks a lot! I think. Your kind words feel like the welcoming arms of a mother... holding the placenta.
My name is MsRose-Kitten
and I am 31 years old. I live (and love) in Shoreditch in London and like to drink red wine, play records and party with my friends.
omfg
are you my twin?
heheh pleasure to meet you ms kitten
Are we?
Are we in fact the same person?
I can't tell.
Do I know you?
To qualify as dissociative identity disorder
(multiple personality disorder), at least two personalities must routinely take alternate control of the individual's behavior, and there must be a loss of memory that goes beyond normal forgetfulness. This memory loss is often referred to as "switching".. These symptoms must occur independently of substance abuse or a general medical condition.
I'm confused
What did you just say????
that you are mad
not really. is rose your real name?
Yeah, totally
i think...
what did you just say?
I'm sexyindiegalnotalent
and i'm into anal
lets lunch
Cheating freak
ouch.
oh rose
you're invited too!
that's better
...
hello me reece
me like Reading
I used to live there...
...it's full of useless tasteless cunts drinking in crap pubs on Friar Street.
Happy days
thanks
but true
Hi I'm Andrew
and my DiS life is 9 months old. I'm still a new born.
I'm
new
Hello me Paul
Me also like Reading. Most of the time.
good afternoon lovely people
I'm new. I like Brand New.
I'm so taking the credit
for you liking Brand New :D
It is all thanks to you
:) you are the best! roll on february!
It'll come around in no time!!
8 weeks or so!!
WAAAAAHHHH :D
i am a week old.
hello.
hello mate.
Hehe
Hello SpaceMonkey :)
whatever ;)
I'm kinda new
I was a lurker for about 2 years and then decided to make contact. You can just look at my profile for more info, and sorry to disappoint but I'm not really into anything weird . . . you know . . . sexually.
is that your real surname?
We've been over this
YES! What of it?
I think it's
cool to be named after a currency, that's all
That's actually a new one
usually it's reference Karl or Groucho, so congrats. Oh, and thank you.
Or Richard
Best Richard Marx song?
Hazard vs Right Here Waiting
*melts*
Hazard was better
but what about Now & Forever. He's my Dad.
Is that him
in the picture? You don't look impressed with him.
Yes that is Richard Marx
my Dad, and no, I'm not impressed.
I think you should let us be the judge of that
now come on, what you into?
not into anything weird?
GET OUT!
I didn't say
I wasn't into ANYTHING weird, just not sexually, however I spose it depends on your definitions.
One mans docking
is another mans socking.
yeah i meant
the sexual stuff...everyone here is very perverted, just start a thread about sex and you'll get 100 replies in 10 minutes.
Ok, I'll try it
That's how desperate I am to impress and make my mark as a newbee
don;t worry about that
I've done 6000posts and each one still reeks of a desperate desire to be accepted
you had me at
"I've got the old boy out"
"Bring the rock"
I like your profile! :D
Um, thanks
I get the feeling you're taking the piss.
No actually I love that you wrote that
Even if I might not actually bring said rock myself.
I don't think that
I could get away with saying it out loud so I took the opportunity to write it down instead. You need to take such opportunities when they arise.
What happened to the gant tortoise?
I liked that
He ran away
I'll try and catch him and put him back soon. I like change, I get bored easily. I've got one of a giraffe, will that do. You can see his tongue.
I'm new. I'm Mark
let me in.
OH MY GOD: HE KILLED LENNON!
YOU BASTARD!
:(
poor old lennon. It's the anniversary of his death tommorow i think.
im a little bit new
and i was introduced by bobby george, some of you may have met me hanging onto him on a night out
I met you
playing football
Are you a baby monkey?
i was when i was little
.
I love your left foot
i love
your third leg
are you as good as bobbygeorge?
He's much better
what
at football?
I met you!
I may have been drunk.
probably me
too
How is your hand?
After you STABBED IT WITH A KNIFE?
Hello new people
How are you? I've been here for over two years, and have nearly 9000 posts of crap to my name.
You too could be like me.
I came on here
to try and be you (I still haven't succeeded)
I'm actually thinking of appointing a successor
Send your application in before the end of the year.
I've been here more like 18 months
And I have over 20,000 posts between two profiles.
Really!!!?
I hate new people.
In fact I hate everyone.
especially myself !
Bloody hell
I was finally starting to feel at home after being likened to internal (but essential) waste, but now I may regress again.
you'll learn
to never listen to me !
Never.
Sounds good
Who else shouldn't I listen to? I need to know these things, y'see.
All I know is, I will listen to all of those lovely people that contributed to that mammoth "best songs of the last 10 years" thread, as that was perfectly timed in helping me make an MP3 mix CD for the car ride to ATP. Cheers all!
you'll
DiScover by yourself...
Really?
Give us a hint... please? I already know to ignore Diver!
...
and so does my music taste
do I count as a new DiSer?
or old hat?
2700 posts !
New ?
Do I count as new?
Been here around 6 months.
Nah, you're not new
I recognise you now.
oh - ok.
Just checking!
I'm a young DiSer then
<20= young DiSer?
i guess im pretty new
i just never saw this thread.
Hello
I've been here for about a week or so
My name is Rob
I'm from London
I like music. And pringles.
You will do well here.
Cheers
Good to know like
<21
:)
:P
you would say that.
Someone really need to create some
distinct boundaries for each 'class' of poster. We wouldn't all these sorts mixing together now, would we?
Subforums! It's be like the Titanic. Except nobody would die. Or at least I hope they wouldn't. I claim no responsibility if this happens.
Im quite new in the grand scheme of things
who would care to tickle me balls?
pervo.
Hi,
I'm Gareth. I was a lurker for a bit and now I like to dip my toe in the waters of conversation occasionally.
If this is like the Titanic I really need a place on a lifeboat because I can't swim.
do you still
look like that?
pretty much
but with receding hair
this happened a few weeks back
=mass confusion and vicious arguments.
women and children first into
the lifeboats.
who's in a bunker?
who's in a bunker?
I don't agree with that rule
I'm more pathetic than a lot of women, I should be rescued first.
you deserve to be eaten by sharks
with that kind of attitude. *gets into the lifeboat*
^ tee hee ^
That made me laugh :o)
You deserve to be saved by
dolphins with that kind of attitude. or even...*helps jammin into the lifeboat*
Then maybe we first need
..to create another list, detailing who ought to be given priority treatment. You could do it on a basis of their general health, age, the extent to which their life is pointless, their importance on DiS etc.
Either that, or we can all bring our own lifeboats. This is THE INTERNET, after all.
Yeah!
I'll just build my own out of hyperlinks and ASCII.
Is there html
For waterproof now?
It's a new feature on those myspace editors
Practical too
What with all those kids' tears splaishing everywhere. Surprised no one thought of it sooner.
Yep
There's even one which automatically inflates when someone lists more than ten emo bands on their music taste section.
What?
You died??
a little inside, yes.
=(
yay 1000
i'm no longer as new as i used to be
just stop there
at perfection.
ok
Doh!
not rid of me that easily :p
I wasn't trying to.
But well done.
in 500 posts time some people will!
and thanks, it's a big day for me, and another excuse to get drunk yay!
Hiya!
i'm Fiona.
i'm fairly new.
i like music and posting boring posts.
hi
i'm claire
i'm not new but i'm going to introduce myself anyway. i like naps. i have to buy some tights with built in bodyshaper for my mum soon.
lol
:)
Am i still classed
as a new DiSer?
have you been hazed yet?
No..
*haze*
you're in.
SCORE.
Although i somewhat wanted to do an introduction. :(
i'm quite new...
hi
I would, but
everyone else has stolen my thunder now. :(
im new
bla bla. BLAAAAAAAA
im not new
but i just want to post in this thread. I might actually be the person with the most posts who hasnt actually met a single disser though, that would make me special right?
Not one?
:(
nope not one
i avoid them at all costs(not really)
i'm new
but i'm posting too late in this thread to be acknowledged! sorry!
*runs*
*acknowledges*
HAH! Proved you wrong. ;)
no
that's me !
18 000 posts.
Never meat a DiSer !
ah damn you lyle!
damn you! stealing my thunder
you kinda met me
KINDA
no that wasn't you
all these three_word_usernames confuse me
Are we talking in terms of posts
or time spent on dis?
Post-wise I'm about 3 days old.
I'm not new.
But who cares.
My shelf life has passed...
Repackage yourself
become James_delve_ULTRA or something in big letters like that...
If it works with iPods
iDelve_nano
I'd just get confused
I have many many alter-egos.
:-)
Bonjour,
my name is Globbits. I smell funny and my feelings towards chickens leave me guilty and confused...
nhia
wattup,im nhia, im 19 and i hate shadyadie she's a hoe!
bon-jer
my name's Ralphcore and i'm a supple 22 yr old from BROMLEY, england. I like long drawn out guitar solos and songs about babez. add me to messener - i love to CAM.
;)
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hey
hi
Hello
i occasionally lurk, but never really use the internetz.
i like dinosaurs. and meat.