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Burn them!

I just passed a car in my office carpark with some CDs on the front passenegr seat. They were The Best Christmas Album oin the World... Ever, Band Aid 20 and the latest effort by Travis. Just left there in broad daylight. Children might have seen them!

My question is this: Should I go back outside and set fire to the car? (We don't have CCTV).
Durutti | 08 Dec '04, 14:20 | Send note | Report this | Reply


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    wait until the owner is inside.
    John_Brainlove | 8 Dec '04, 14:23 | Reply

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      No. Break the car window and steal the CD's, then send round an e-mail saying you've got them for sale for a fiver each. When the cunt who bought them in the first place e-mails you back and asks to come and see them, arrange to meet him round the back of the building and tell him that if you ever, EVER see these CD's again, you'll eat his children. On toast. Then kick him in the balls, give him back his CD's and leave the job.

      I fucking hate Christmas compilations.
      bamos | 8 Dec '04, 14:24 | Reply

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        Excellent! Anymore ideas about ultraviolent ways in which to deal with the fiend?
        Durutti | 8 Dec '04, 14:28 | Reply

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          shoot them in the head, close range, against a wall.
          wishpig | 8 Dec '04, 15:34 | Reply

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          Remove the coloured blob from the end of his car aerial, so he can't find his car. He'll be left wandering the office car park for eternity, which should give him some time to think about what he's done.
          Wiggles | 8 Dec '04, 15:34 | Reply

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            Do the old pool of petrol under the car trick - then leave a small line of fuel a safe distance away and and drop a fag in it when they are in the car listening to some of that shite! Then walk off with a smug face for a beer knowing the worlds a better place thanks to you!
            senses | 8 Dec '04, 15:38 | Reply

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          Make threatening phone calls saying that you know who they are, you know where they live and for having such a diabolical CD collection and for leaving it on display you shall hunt them down and kill them - maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow - but either way, their dead meat.

          Says alot that no one nicked them from a car parked in a place with no CCTV.
          Psyche | 8 Dec '04, 15:36 | Reply

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            Break in and swap the CDs for some Cannibal Corpse. Or maybe some Dwarves albums.
            sammoandy | 8 Dec '04, 16:16 | Reply