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Who are Dragonforce

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by roastthemonaspit

and why was there people queueing outside the Astoria at midday today to see them play when the doors open at 7pm? Weirdos.

roastthemonaspit | 14 Dec '06, 18:13 | Send note | Report this | Reply

To put it bluntly:

music for the saddest people in the world.


You have no idea

they have a laugh and everyone's happy at the end of the day, go back to your miserable lives!


LOL


So did the Ku Klux Klan.

It doesn't justify the crimes they committed though.


I have a mate going to that

he was going early because was going to meet the band beforehand. He knows a guy from one of their support acts.


I caught a video of them

the other day on MTV and I have never seen so much fret-wanking in all my life.

In the vid they split the screen into 3 sections and zoomed in on both guitarists who were performing speedy and complicated solos for about 4 minutes.

As they did so they flicked their long hair about. I genuinely thought it was something from twenty years ago and was pissing myself laughing.


...

Did you at no point see that it may have been the teensiest little bit tongue in cheek?

But then, I can't be too hard on you - the first time I heard them, I laughed, hard. Then I thought it might be serious and started to hate them. Then I listened again, heard the lyrics and was told about the gig my mate went to where every member of the band had their own riser - with a trampoline in the middle so they could bounce around from platform to platform, often in the middle of a ridiculous solo.

I quite like them now. I still can't listen to the whole album though.

I think of them as a parody of Dream Theater.


they kick arse

the two section video thing is mint. especially cos they're taking turns and one drinks beer while the other twiddles away.

i saw them last week. very samey but a good laugh.


I'd rather

sell my body for sex for a night, than be subjected to that kind of torture.


Uhm..

That's nice...


imagine spinal tap and the darkness

that.

only not as funny as spinal tap

and not as musical as the darkness


I fail to get much

enjoyment at all from 'joke' bands.

The Darkness
Jnr Snr

Now... DragonForce

clearly they are designed to last for no more than 1 or 2 albums but I never even find it remotely amusing in the first place.

I suppose we're all different though, eh!


^^ True

There's no mileage in it, but what the hell... as I've said before, I admire their technical skills and sense of fun. The songs get samey after a while, but I'd rather watch a bunch of guys jumping around to samey songs than a bunch of guys staring at their feet to samey songs.


my mate LOVES them

but he does also wear motley crue vests and has a bandana tied to his waistband ......


I don't understand

why people get so wound up about Dragonforce.

It's the same as when "serious" dance music fans would look down their noses at teenagers going nuts to happy-hardcore at Helter Skelter ten years ago. John Peel was about the only person who ever stuck up for them.

Dragonforce are ludicrous but I would much rather go and see them than yet another bunch of boys who've recently discovered the Touch and Go back catalogue.


they weren't

they were an ace band


True

Their main stage performance at Reading was one of the highlights of that years festival.


If

you have a seriously negative reaction to Dragonforce, you should take a long look at yourself and realise you may be inclined to be a funless twat, yes its overblown metal but so what. Look its ok to like this stuff it won't loose you any indie points. Their videos kill me with the whole duelling guitars thing, not really a joke band at all they do mean it, it kind of makes it better that way.


.

i agree, dragonforce fans are the only ones who know how to have fun. that's why they're spending their saturday queueing for seven hours to see a parody metal band.


^^^

8.5/10 postage.


It would appear from Jungleboys appraisal of the comments above

that I am a "funless twat".

My indie credibility is not an issue you plum-duff.

The fact I find nothing amusing about a bunch of idiots swaying their hair about and mimmicking (what I consider to be) some of the worst bands ever produced does not say one thing about my fun-ometer.

Now go and spin your Deff Leppard records and dring your hot milk you utter nob.


Oh

maybe I deserve a nob jibe as twat was name calling but really do you have no concept of where this music is coming from and how you can just enjoy it for what it is, no I probably wont buy a Dragonforce album but I always watch their video when its on, do you not own a "Fucking Champs" album... don't you just love some overdriven guitars and speedmetal drums, or do you live in fear of being thought of as a metaller, you are a latent metaller and wont admit it.


Wondering

who the bands Dragonforce are mimmicking?

They originally come out of the black metal scene and combine elements from lots of different kinds of extreme metal and a dollop of euro-cheese.

If they are a joke band then they've done pretty well to last seven years.


If it's any help

I hate Dragonforce because I hate all metal.


Do you though

do you really


How dare you like VU + Nico,

and like Dragonforce?

And how dare you be 38?


How dare I


wanker

wanker wanker wanker wanker wanker.three awesome albums the ability to have fun on stage and proved that britian doesnt have to copy the us to make heavy metal.


DRAGONFORCE RULE

that is all


^^^

Sums up Dragonforce fans in one post.


ability to have fun onstage?

now that's impressive...


I probably wouldn't hate them

wouldn't really like them either...


^^^^^^ that is my POTD ^^^^^^

Dragonforce are shit.


fuck u all

you're all a bunch of whiny emo shites who like things just just cause they're cool.letws hope wrist-slitting becomes cool so you all die you fucking scum.MANOWAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


LOL...

Manowar...

are you real?


Hell yeah

manowar are not just a metal band they're a statement....a fuck you to fucking trendie scum


.

jungleking is the only dude with any clue on this forum


Yeah....right

because people don't like one band they have no clue.

Great deduction there.


to fullerov

its about the fact people are writing them of as 5minute wonders when the style of music they play has been underground for years it was only a matter of time before a band broke through


Fact check

They have already released more than the 1-2 albums they were apparently designed to last for.


thank you

somebody sees my point


I thought he meant...

that they shouldn't exist anymore


nah mate

it means that they're not 1 of these 1 album corporate monkeys that get forced dsown your throat like for example linkin park were a few years ago


im outta here

you will see i'm right in the end


lol @ you Penfold

Some people like Dragonforce, some people dont. Accept it, you can still like them! You dont have to make yourself look like a twat by trying to prove everyone wrong. Just agree to disagree.


Manowar

are shit, lets face facts, Dragonforce are funny and entertaining with some cool elements of deathmetal and guitar gymnastics I like the duel bits on their videos, I like having fun so there, when it comes to being amazing musically Dragonforce are not high on my list but I can still check it out from time to time.


I

just watched this on their MySpace site. Come on, they sound like fucking Celine Dion, but with guitars. That's meant to be metal?? Metal for people that don't like metal, maybe.





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