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frontman wanted band with major deal

Rock band with major deal and dates in america in the new year.
No time wasters. image inportant. call only 0 7 9 2 1 0 8 4 1 6 3. influences guns and roses, audioslave, skid row, iron maiden, led zepplin and deep purple.



  • no thanks

    my gawd you sound shite, just from reading your influences.

  • ...

    I'd like to pay you not to be in your band.

  • bf

    How the fuck do you get a major deal without a frontman?

    • maybe they were thrown together, busted style

      (or maybe their singer is bad but they have The Look)

      • i came

        here to put the exact same thing...

        sounds like a VERY VERY SILLY RECORD DEAL.

      • maybe

        major deal means they have a MASSIVE stash of crack

        • bwahaha!

          I'm stuffing socks down my pants now and greasing up the old leather catsuit now, just need to back comb my hair and do my glitter eye makeup and I'll be right with you, wailing like a banshee and posteuring like a demon in heat.

          Bollocks, where is my buzzsaw codpiece, is it in the wash...?