Seriously... The area I live in is DEAD. I've done my shopping. I can't be arsed packing to go away. Most people are with their families tonight, or loved ones... I'm at home alone without Macaulay.
FUCK.
I really hate this time of year, btw. For a billion reasons.
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You take it way too seriously. It's just a bank holiday. Watch 24. Have a sammich.
I mean at this very point in time, right now, I am bored senseless
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http://www.tv-links.co.uk/
thanks, babe
that's my usual late night viewing when I can't get to sleep.
I think i am gonna go to my local for a drinkie.
sigh.
awww
go out and get wasted. :)
I have to be comprenso to call my parents and speak to family tomorrow
who are on the other side of the world... but I am gonna head out. Damn it I will.
Shit, not used to it being so quiet around here.
Oh well. Ho hum diddly ho.
i know.
well have a good time out. :)
*bored-ness*
*Watches Jonathon Creek*
i love that program
this is what you do
if your bored u stand on ur head and shoot things out of your nose
am going out for boozes shortly
i shall be back and post my drunkeness all over the board instead.
it is fairly boring in london today.
argh.
myfaveps.co.nr doesn't work on my computer any more! bastards.
INFRACTION
I will not put up with this shit.
Sentences start with capital letters and end with periods.
The difference between 'your' and 'you're' is vital to the understanding of any statement.
'Ur' is not a word. It was an ancient city in what is now Iraq.
'U' is NOT an acceptable proxy for 'you'.
Smarten up, slacker!
Sentences start with capital letters and end with full stops.
christ, if this is the level the board has come to then there is no hope for ANY OF US
Huh?
I like pebbles.
I like round pebbles that you can throw into ponds
and
kill ducks/people with
Duckbusters
call
0800 3825 2877 NOW
What's the international code?
I'm in Oman.
+44
.
http://www.drownedinsound.com/bands/9688
i'm in yomam
oh man!
ha!
i'm from the 'modern art' police and say it looks cooler and more understated if you write everything in lower case.
i'm off to talk about goatse with jake and dinos chapman now.
BYE
omg you know them?
wow - they are semi heroes of mine.
hey!
wanna come round and watch dvds?
i can't drink and drive
but thanks all the same......
(and don't have a car)
get a taxi
that would cost me a hundred notes
...
really?
where do you live?!?!
faaaaaaaaar from Essex
liar
I don't fucking know! My geography is out, Razzle
UNGH
i am saying "ummmmmmgh" and have pushed my tongue between my lower teeth and lower lip and am patting The Bulge with my hand right now
I know what you mean by UNGH
feck.....
How's the cooking going?
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It's a shame that there's no official term for the funniest, most devastating put down in all Anglo-Saxon culture.
there is now. it's called UNGH
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Round my way it was always closer to "WVOAW-WVOAW".
I love etymology.
I'm going out now! YAY!
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Enjoy filling the empty hole in your life with alcohol! :)
it's called the calm before the storm
and I will. thanks.
What time is it in England?
I'm in Oman.
It's cold.
...
'Bout 9.30.
Suddenly I'm reminded of the song...
It'll be loooonely this Christmas
Without you to hold
It'll be lonely this Christmas
Lonely and cold
It'll be cold, so cold
Without you to hold
This Christmas...
It's lots past 2am here.
GOATS ARE EVERYWHERE.
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Awesome. I was just saying last night how once when I was a kid I got taken to a farm on a school trip - had some goats milk - best milk ever.
You should find a likely looking goat and party down on that stuff.
goat meat tastes
like lamb too.
which is a good thing. string it up and have kebab.
yeah you were
and you were saying how you'd never drunk cows milk before. The countryside is not over run with goats sadly.
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I had some cow's milk in a bowl of Neskwik this morning. It was amazing. They sell that stuff everywhere, too.
My new favourite drink.
Try peeing on a mountain face in broad daylight with a goat watching
you cunt
if i could
i would.
I just did
I WANT TO DIE
pics plz?
you have the internet and no toilet?
I BLAME PRINCE PHILIP FOR MURDERING DIANA. SHE'D HAVE BROUGHT TOILETS TO THE MASSES !!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOLZO!
More fool you and everyting you and all you raggamuffins is.
I was Oman LAST NIGHT. But now I am back in the Emirates.
What's that? You care?
Fuck off.
arsenal's stadium?
they've signed sean goater to give them a proverbial "fox in the box"
?
Nah
I am in Abu Dhabi.
Except minus a few kilometres.
I am wearing an Arab headress though. Call me irreverent if you like but I JUST LIKE HUMMUS.
soup100 is easier to type though !
huh?
you know they can arrest me for drinking this whisky right now?
you are all *legal word* for causing this criminal activity. and thusly *legal word* as much as *legal word* for *legal word* in the whole *legal word* *legal world*
sexy!
distract the
goat with something.
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I think she was.
Don't you dare
There are websites filled with these sorts of things.
GO TO THEM.
I love capitals. Paris is not so great though.
i liked her in that film she did
one night in Paris?
She looked so bored.
We cry.
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That's the kind of thing men don't generally have a problem with.
I have brushed my teeth on a desolate mountain plataeu in the Pyranees with only the reflection of a bull's eye for a mirror. Afterwards we took that bull to the next town on the trail, where the people sent it into the ring to meet its destiny and BBQ'd it afterward.
Good day.
I am well ok now
arrgh