Celebrity daughter Kelly Osbourne has said that the stalling of her music career can be attributed to the fact that her father is Ozzy Osbourne.
That's right: it's her dad's fault. Nothing to do with her being rubbish.
Contactmusic.com reports that Kelly, 22, is still proud of her limited achievements in the music world, though:
"I'm really proud of my second album (2005's not-brilliant Sleeping In The Nothing). I still think it's great. People didn't give it a chance. If it was released by someone else I think people would have loved it.
"I'd love to do another album - music is my whole family's passion. It's a lot of work and I get disappointed though. It's harder for me because people always think, 'Oh, she's Ozzy Osbourne's daughter - everything just gets handed to her'. To get the respect of one person I've got to work twice as hard."
OR: just don't call an album Sleeping In The Nothing. The mind's eye, scarred forever.
Nope
you're poop, Kelly.
logicalmike..my ears!!!!
please help, I was experimenting with my radio, and yes, I heard a track from it's album.....it was absolutely rubbish, but hold on, if you slag off sharon osbournes kids, she may track you down and send you a turd!!!! wow thats so spiritual, and as for that doughboy he's lost weight, shit! he used to make me laugh..yes it's jack, nobody can be as fat as that, no it's not funny, but is is, send me a turd sharon please please....
Waste of Space
Thing is,
If she'd have actually gone and got a band together, gigged the toilet circuit and worked her way up to the top then she'd have a leg to stand on. She didnt, she jumped on mummy and daddys reality tv show, did a freaking madonna cover i've seen done better by drunk chavs at brannigans (dont ask) and then starts bitching and moaning that her dad was the reason she never made it. Christ, see your brother, he's got balls, big ones, that "Adrenaline Junkie" programme, you need to get involved, dont see you climing a freaking mountain or running a marathon in the desert, no you just ponce around being a bitch on "catwalk Superstar" or some bollox on sky one you lazy fat bitch, fuck off and die
'nobody can be as fat as that'
what?! theres millions of people way fatter than jack osbourne!
well kelly,
the STARTING of your music career can also be attributed to the fact that your father is ozzy osbourne. so it all balances out
anyone read Ben Eltons
newest book Chart Throb?
the way he totally rips the piss out of the osbournes is pretty amazing
Ben Elton's...
...literary career seems to follow these simple rules:
1. Pick big, obvious target in popular culture.
2. Take your really big, unsubtle gun and start firing basic, unimaginative, simple satire at target.
3. Reap rewards.
Kelly Osbourne's...
...music career seems to follow THESE simple rules:
1. Pick big, obvious target in popular culture.
2. Take your really big, unsubtle face and start firing basic, unimaginative, simple p(l)op at target.
3. bitch about dad who you're biggest single was a cocking duet with.
match made in heaven?
That said duet...
...is probably actually my least favourite song of all time. This isn't an exageration - I once tried to work out my least favourite song and it came out on top. I don't think anything since has changed my opinion.
Mines is America by razorlight
I know, it's easy to hate on these guys, but it's great fun at the same time =]
That new
ordinary boys song is probably the worst song ever ever EVER
...
She's not exactly Larkin, is she?
jen-long
that was fucking hilarious.
I take it
That you got this from yesterdays Metro?