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by alcxxk

mcdonalds cheeseburger

vs

kfc mini fillet burger

vs

bk supreme cheeseburger...

i had the bk one tonight, and, in terms of size and flavour, it pwns the others wholeheartedly.

alcxxk | 16 Jan '07, 23:54 | Send note | Report this | Reply

KFC mini ones win totally

Hmm...
I want chocolate.


swallow


spit don't swallow

you'll get aids i'll tell ya


i was shocked that you can get an ok, if slightly small

burger in bk for 99p. bk is hella expensive.


true

thats amazing. i'm going there.


bk is by far the best

but still not great.


I like the familiarity that the

McDonalds cheeseburger brings. The Burger King one is a little too dry for my tastes


the sogginess of the md one is quite satisfying

but the bk one almost feels like a meal.


Vaild point

But I like the sordidness involved in slurping the ketchup and diced onions around my tongue. And the discarding of the gherkin has become a personal ritual


man i love those onions

my dad showed me a great way of dicing onions just recently.
inspirational.
i may youtube it at some point.


Get on it!

chop chop!


Can I have

your gherkin? I love it when people don't want their gherkins and I can have extra!


subquestion:

favourite things for 99p from mainstream fastfood places (the mainstream thing is important for a degree of national consistancy)?

kfc 3 spicy wings is lovely but a bit of a rip off. the popcorn chicken 99p thing is just a rip off.

mc donalds mcflurry is lovely, and better than the kfc avalanche

burger king diddy donuts are a bit shit.
their onion rings are aight tho.


McFlurry

every day of the treat-week. Why don't they give you brain freeze? Why does it feel wrong to take the little lid thing off? Why does it feel like a mini accomplishment every time you crack your teeth through one of the cold smarties? Why did they not realise that the Cream Egg one would be far, far too sickly? Why do I marvel at the spinny machine thing with the plastic spoon every single time?


the frozen smarties are just stupid.

you raise a fine, fine point about the lid thing. what is its purpose, apart from to collect left over icecream, making a lovely after-after treat.


Yeah

I think it's just a way to scrape your spoon just prior to release from the cup. But if you take it off and eat a McFlurry it feels... weird


an extra 20p at McDs

will get you a double-cheeseburger!


oh wait: technical error

the mcdonalds 99p burger is the BACON cheeseburger, lifting it out of direct competition with the bk supreme.

thing is tho, if you start disregarding the glass ceiling that is the pound, go an extra 20p over... you end up going a pound over and getting a big mac.


same

last night i was going to walk an extra tube stop out of my way to redeem my 2 cheeseburgers for a quid. not to be sniffed at.


*sniff*


*snuff*

(as in kills hbs*, and films it, making a snuff movie)


*s'naff*

(as in the very idea is rubbish)


It was a solid burger

Did the job at a fraction of the price. Only a fool would complain.


Burger King!

they pwn the others in every aspect ever. apart from price usually, but you get what you pay for in the burger game.


kfc

im hungry


Morleys triple M burger

pwns everything on the planet


i thought that said

'anus' beef burgers.

pretty much what fast food burgers taste of, really.


HAHAHAHAHAHA

I've not laughed at you that much for ages. x


I had one in Euston

it was all right. The meat was better, but it didn't have the foul satisfaction of a proper burger. It was like when one of your favourite old man pubs gets done over to try and turn it into a crappy low-end gastropub, and they don't get anything right and it just ends up a bit shit.


An Angus burger

that is.


i had the anus burger

i ate a little bit of the meat on its own to try and judge it. exactly the same tasting as the normal beef.

BUT

the bun and the rest of the fillings are of a higher quality, so its a more genteeel experience.


tempted to have one for lunch now

to hell with all this equivocating. I'm fucking starving, though, so the good folks at BK aren't going to think me terribly genteel today.


its a good size too

the hallmark of bk.

go the extra mile and get the pigstrips ontop.


hell yeah

"A large Anus Burger with extra pigstrips, strapping yeoman of the melamine counter, and be quick about it!"


the kfc ones

they are just the right amount of kfc you would wanna eat