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Popbitch: Lily goes Madonna-bashing

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by Kev Kharas

In today's daily Lily Allen update, we let you know how Britain's new princess of pop has taken the opportunity to slag off Madonna.

“I never say anything unprovoked, but an interviewer asked me who, in my opinion, was the most overrated pop star,” here it comes...

“And overrated for me is someone who sells a lot of records because of who they are. And I don’t think people buy Madonna’s records because they think they’re really good.” Oh, Lily!

While we're here, we may as well admit it: the domain name Drowned in Lily has been registered, we've sold off the bands and the office and DiS will now be running a fanzine from our bedrooms. I say fanzine, it'll be more like a wall collage of pics cut out from newspapers, magazines that sort of thing. Paste. Me, I'm off to Gigwise. Lataaaz!


Most overrated

Lily Allen?


who the fuck thinks madonnas stuff is shit?

granted, she went through a dip, but her newest stuff is awesome, and kicks seven shades of shit out of anything that the above bint has released.


me, generally...

just not my cup of tea i'm afraid. Ah well, they do say variety is the spice of life; it's good to see we can all agree to disagree on such a trifling matter and still get along like a house on fire...


It's only good cause

stuart price produced it and he's a legend


Les Rythmes Digitales

innit.


His real name is Stuart Price

but also goes by Les Rythmes Digitales, Jaques Lu Cont, Man with Guitar and a few other names


I hate Madonna

and all her new stuff, it fucking sucks the big one

That is all


To be fair

she was quite restrained about it, she didn't say anything was 'shit'. And even if I bought her record and only listened to it once, I pretty much agree with her. Except I'd go a bit further and say I fucking hate Madonna's music, and everything about her. But alas, I'm not Lily Allen.


bf

ha ha ha who would buy records made by someone just cos of their name, or give someone a record deal just because their dad is a well known cuntfactory


The dogface gobshite..

strikes again.

Great.


she looks

really nice in that picture.still cant imagine her fadge being very nice though.


you got a press release through for this didn't you?

Tomorrow: Lily Allen was quoted as saying "Elvis was a bit of a twat wasn't he? now I'd never say anything unless it was a strategically orchestrated PR stunt executed through my agency but I don't think people bought his records, danced to them and sang every word and cried at his concerts because they liked him, he's a bit overrated innit? oh my new single is out, so the Beatles were a bit shit as well". When asked what she thought of the pope she tossed off some half arsed controversial rhetoric she'd said about damon albarn two months ago...


no one really

I bet 98% of Lily Allen's fans dont know who Keith Allen IS...

I don't understand why anyone finds her irritating. She says stuff, the media now has a thing about whenever she says something negative about anyone so it's gets printed everywhere, people blame her. Wut?


Next Week:

Lily Allen was quoted "black people are a bit weird. There is that enough to guarantee column inches for this week?" She is spotted out the same night talking to a cigarette machine at the funky buddha while rebuffing the charms of mick hucknall, who heard she was a slag...


bf

that's not the point.

The point is she went 'daddy, I want someone to make some shit singles for me to sing over the top of', and he went 'okay daughter, let me call CuntyChops at Blowhole Pr- they will get you a record deal'

The public will buy whatever is shoved at them...the reason she is famous is because a cynical label, management company and pr team or whatever took an interest in her, and they simply wouldn't have taken an interest in someone of her middling to lame talents and freakishly ugly looks without her dads name


yeah

i bet when her ancestry first appeared in the media, kids all over the british isles were going "WOW HOLY SHIT, THE DAUGHTER KEITH ALLEN? THE KEITH ALLEN? THE SECOND-RATE ACTOR AND GUY WHO DID THAT SHIT WORLD CUP SONG WITH THE GUY OUT OF BLUR WHO ISNT DAMON OR GRAHAM OR THE DRUMMER? HOLY FUCKING SHIT". and i bet with even more money that for the first step in promoting her, her publicity firm thought "ok. how are we going to promote this girl? the fact she has a very fashionable, marketable and unique musical style and clearly has a tabloid-friendly personality has potential. but fuck that. let's promote her on the basis of her dad, a talentless twat who people either haven't heard of, don't give a shit about or dislike intensely." YEAH


she got a deal through her dad to start

with ... i expect not being an average joe would help get a deal deffornatly

i am not a massive madonna but she is so much better than lilly cunt Allen
Lilly has one or two good songs other than that she is a one trick pony i hardly see her constantly reinventing herself

people bought madonna records because they were really good pop songs

will people know who lilly is when she is 50 ... i doubt it she will be married to a rich man by then

i wish she would shut her ugly face


sorry that was

i am not a massive modonna fan...

not i am not a massive modonna ...


CAPS LOCK


i hardly see her constantly reinventing herself

cos shes only had one album, durp


nice one cockend

Over her Career and i am not sure but i think you might have understood what i meant

dont like either bored of this now

bye....


people have so much misplaced anger it's fucking ridiculous

Madonna is fucking shite. If by "re-inventing herself" you mean "following every popular trend and milking it in some desperate bid to stay famous" then fine.

I don't really like Lily Allen either, I don't see any proof that she did get signed cos of Keith Allen and so what if she did? I don't think he contributed anything to her actual success. Why would ANYONE think "Oh keith allen's daughter, she's probably really good"


its to do with

having something to talk about dont know if you noticed but its mentioned in every breath about her

its not the only reason she got signed for sure im sure the fact her first record deal with universal was through papa allen wouldnt have done her any harm

to be honest with you i think they are both shite but i will place my anger where i like

i just really dislike the little slap head ...


I have a lot of time for Lily Allen

Her music sounds fresh and sweet and nice to me, and she herself doesn't seem particularly pretentious or full of it. As far as I can tell she says what's on her mind in a non-hysterical way, and then the press (including this site?) bangs on about it in order to make her out to be some kind of ultra-good/bad character (depending on what you read). She just seems to be a strong personality.


"lily allen is famous because of her dad OMG"

better than getting famous by sleeping with half the music-involved men in New York.


gwaan

i think madonna's stuff is shit, thats who tough guy.


'lily'

rhymes with 'silly'. Coincidence, I think not.


seriously. Get over her!

though it is funny!


jesus!

most of you lot a clearly fucking retards!

i dont much like the music of lily allen or madonna but lily allen is clearly an opinionated young lady, of which we should be applauding her, having a pop star with a bit of grit and who isnt afraid of speaking out is a good thing. she's clearly an intelligant person, did any of you see her nme blog, it was bang on, and a brave thing to do to boot.

she hasnt been rude about madonna she's just said she doesnt buy her records.

twats


you're a charmer

I'm opinionated, please applaud me.


nope

you're just an argumentative prick, you will not be getting any applause whatsoever


you aren't even

the REAL superman. get bent. omgz.


get bent?

and i have no idea what omgz means

of course you're opinionated, you post messages on boards like this, like everyone here you're passionate about the music you like.

i guess my point was that lily allen is too, like her music or not i'm sure if she wasnt in the public eye she'd be ranting off on boards like this or blogs etc etc. seems a little off to me that the twats here are so pissed off by her, that's all.


it doesn't mean much

sorry.

yeah maybe you're right to an extent; we can agree to disagree.


yep..

..we definitely need more intellgant people


oh

fuck off


sorry bruv

couldnt resist, Im on your side, Madge is a demon.


then...oh

dont fuck off!


yes, a demon I tells ya!

sent to lower the standards of the earth, by tainting our collective unconscious and making us pay a higher psychic price than we could possibly imagine.

Bill Hicks.


three words

the immaculate collection.....

amazing.


Thats 4 words

But yes, that is a great collection

Shame 95% of the stuff since then is utter wank


I

like Lily Allen.
Look what happens when Madonna opens her mouth:
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2087-2320718.html


None of the above

Bothers me in the slightest


i love you lily


I think Lily Allen is great too

Round of applause for saying what most of us think: Madonna is an over-the-hill bint with dubious morals and even more dubious religious beliefs


this

bird is even more annoying than her fucking old man and thats a hard act to follow because he is a useless prick


How do you

know Madonna's dad?