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Get Closer to Kelly Osbourne? No thanks, says Hef

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by Mike Diver

Rock daughter Kelly Osbourne (pictured) apparently harbours desires to appear in Playboy, but an interview with the magazine's founder Hugh Hefner suggests she's unlikely to peel for its pages any time soon.

Hef spoke to Closer magazine about young Kelly's ambition:

"I can't see it happening somehow. We don't airbrush to that extent."

How rude! Hef's tastes, though, aren't totally to be trusted: our friends at Playlouder report that he's keen on seeing Victoria Beckham get her puppies out for his 'readers'.

That's so, so wrong, Hef. Get back to your bunnies.


bf

what a cunt...

Hugh Hefner is in my top ten most revolting men ever.

I saw Kelly Osbourne, and she is TINY


..and horrible.


bf

I dare say she is, but so is Hef, so that just sort of levels the playing field.

He is a revolting old cunt, and I hope there is a hell, just for him


Yeah...

but fair play time him though. I mean, all those fruity birds and that...

Kelly Osborne's a fat bitch with a stupid fat bitch's mouth and she should be put down.

What a lovely day it is.


We don't airbrush that much

brilliant


That picture looks like

someone is just about to spaff in her mouth!! Playboy would never stoop so low.


or maybe

she's really enjoying a pool cue


Well she's not chalking my cue like that!

I'll do my own.


what is

the point of her?

i bet her fanny is sealed with mucus.


nice image

fanny sealed with mucus. if that can be put in a song i would be impressed


That picture

looks like a torrent of vom is about to erupt from her throat. I feel the same way about thinking of her doing some 'artistic' poses...wurp


i dunno

could be interesting in a sort of National Geographic way.


This month:

murky cavernous gorges, and the unspeakable horrors that lie within


...

whats so bad about hef? (serious question)


womaniser

but a good business man


..

bad taste in dressing gowns


It would sell magazines though?

Hefner is an idiot I hope Hefner the band are not named after him.


no

they'r named after the other famous hefner...


breadfan <3 kelly

but seriously she shouldn't WANT to debase herself by appearing in playboy.


she shouldn't want to be

a terrible, loudmouth, spoiled bastard.

Sadly that's what she is.


it could be done as a benefit...

...for dicksuckers cramp.


who wants to see her bits?

nooooo thank you. leave it to the pros, kell, thanks sweetie x


again,

shot in the right light and at the right angle there could be a slight Weston/Armitage aesthetic going on. y'know, rolling tundra and the like.


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Ill be honest. I "would"


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Oh and Chyna from wwf? Id rather see Kelly than that shemale.


I dunno

I reckon i'd quite like to see her on suicidegirls.com


One word:

"lol"