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by zxcvbnm

new (2nd hand) car
seatbelt smells of stale BO
tips for removing smell?

zxcvbnm | 30 Jan '07, 08:47 | Send note | Report this | Reply

Deoderant???

Maybe.


not MY B.O.!!

this is the odour of the sweaty person who owned the car last.


who sniffs seatbelts?

get a air freshener..it worked for when we sold our old car which had a delightful vomit aroma

also febreeze


I don't want to mask it

I want to kill it.

febreeze?

When the car warms up the smell wafts up into your nostrils.


the car

hums of air-freshener, clearly the garage was masking the smell until some sucker bought it.


febreeze is good then

soap and water is a good plan ..try a bit of vinegar/lemon juice in hot water too


thanks

but I'm not thirsty


The lemon juice would

smell nicer than the vinegar. You should give that ago. Failing that, spill milk, it'll smell foul but totally mask the BO.


Warm soapy water

they advise that for most things


Ok

I think I can make some sort of innuendo out of that but it's going to take some time.


get the car cleaned

and use febreeze


yeah

if febreeze can get rid of the smell of cat piss then it can work on anything.
though maybe seatbelts have more smell retaining properties than carpets.


you didn't give me a chance

but "no".

What happened? Were there hilarious consequences? Because I don't want that.


Honestly I don't really remember it

But it's Seinfeld.

I think he takes his car to be valeted and when it comes back it stinks of B.O.

Then there's about 10-15 mins where he can't decide whether or not to tell the valet that he clearly stinks too much and finally he has to try to sell the car because he can't get the stink out.

You've seen Seinfeld before - you know how it works.


so he can't remove the smell?

if Seinfeld can't do it what hope do I have?


Do a stand up routine based on the incident

with a brick wall for a backdrop


wearing a bad

suit with shoulder pads.


okay

"So cars that smell of BO? What's the deal with that?"

Woooo yeah! Woooooo!


burn it


is it too late to say

i thought this thread was going to be about Craig Davids superhero alter ego?


does craig david

have B.O.?


the crowd says so.

and they've never been wrong before.


I *just* got this

you're rubbish!


I'm singing B.O B.O. B.OO

to the tune of the The Music Man. "I am the B.O man, I come from down your way, and I smell!", "What can you smell?" EVERYBODY!


Eeew

I get the Fabreze comment too now, I thought this thread was about a battery operated phone so didn't click it.

FABREZE!


to the battery operated phone battery operated man

the seat belts are dripping with febreeze (new with anti-bacterial action) as I type.