Chased after me down the street after I politely said 'no thanks' to his magazine.
He was shouting: 'Shane Warne! It's bloody Shane Warne! Look, girls, you just walked past Shane Warne!'
I ended up buying a copy.
Is it bad or good looking like Shane Warne? I mean, he pulls lots of women, but they're underage....?
?????
better than Shane Ward
Better than looking like Shane Richie
Shane Warne can pull
because he is Shane Warne, it's not really about what he looks like.
You look like Shane Warne?
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I don't think so..
Maybe me thinking these cricket whites would make me look cool was a mistake..?
Good posting, Warney
^^ I lol'd
could be worse
is he not dead old though?
did the big issue seller have a nice wee labrador with him and a white stick?
the other day
a homeless man asked me i had a cigarette he could have, and being the non-smoker that I am, I replied "no".
Homeless man took this as some sort of insult and shouted "yeh well I hope you never end up on the street!"
that was nice of him
a homeless chap asked for a drink of my water, I tried to put him off by saying "it's fizzy mind". Didn't work. I felt like Mother Theresa (before she died obv).
you let a homeless man drink from your bottle?
yes
it's what jesus would have done.
What
JUST before she died..?
no a few years before
when she was HOTT.
that's great!
i was waiting at Cardiff Central station once for a friend, when a homeless man asked if i had any spare change so he could go and buy food. I lied and said no. A few minutes later the same homeless man came back with a pasty and asked if i wanted a bite! I tapped my stomach and went "no thanks, I'm full!"
A homeless man asked me for change on Saturday
at Oxford Circus underground. I had my phone in my hand at the time, so kind of awkwardly reached in to my pocket to pull out some loose change. I managed to clutch just one coin - a fuckin two pound. What to do? I looked at him. He looked back, his eyes all lit up
"..."
"Just take it"
I went for a pint with a tramp the other day
I may have told this story before ...