i just remembered this weeks advice from Nuts magazine.
"A sensitive man is someone who notices when a girl's upset. You don't want to be too sensitive and start crying all the time though, that's not what girls want."
sometimes I go for a full dinner jacket ensemble, if it's less formal then a sports jacket over the top of some slacks. Usually don't bother with a tie.
If it's a gig, my most comfy boots and jeans - things I can push my way to the front in comfortably without having my toes trampled on.
If it's the opera or jazz... usually a very sentimental piece of jewellry that I own - a family heirloom that belonged to my aunt who I never met but died in a tragic accident in Austria in 1959 at aged 21!
nothing but a smile
your carcass
flippers and a cock ring.
*cheerio
Bye!
bamos
how can i be more like you?
Eat more pies.
Become president of the 'I Hate Colonol K' club
Can I join?
Ask jp100
He's the new guy in charge around here.
am i the new editor?!
I don't know
Ways to tell:
Do you need this disease?
Does blood run through your veins?
no
yes
how did i do? i hate interviews.
You did OK
I have a few more people to see, but I'll let you know by the end of the day. Thanks for coming down though!
'don't call us
we'll call you'
it's always the same. i just want someone to appreciate me for me, you know?
:'(
oh shit
i just remembered this weeks advice from Nuts magazine.
"A sensitive man is someone who notices when a girl's upset. You don't want to be too sensitive and start crying all the time though, that's not what girls want."
I've let down my gender. :(
You're outta here
Here are your chocolates, red wine and Sex And The City boxsets.
Don't ever darken these doors again.
score!
wahey!
phwoar!
.
I'm back in Jayceon Terell Taylor (born November 27, 1979 in Los Angeles, California).
a woman. on each foot. up to my knee. like some sort of football boot/shinpad combination
midgets?
bit early for that isn't it?
SADPUNK IS ONLINE!!!!!
I always have a couple for breakfast
married or not?
I likes 'em married
I have a thing for the ring.
Is Lord of the Rings your favourite film?
Rings AND midgets
SCORE
I've never seen it
But now I know it involves these things, I shall make sure I do. Winner!
depends how formal it is
sometimes I go for a full dinner jacket ensemble, if it's less formal then a sports jacket over the top of some slacks. Usually don't bother with a tie.
I really really wonder who you are.
You have thrown my mental image of who I think you are because of that above post.
I'm all the more intrigued now.
Rose
I don't know how I could make this any clearer but :-
I talk complete and utter shit. If you see a post with my user id at the bottom you can disregard it because it is going to be complete rubbish.
on I'm not sure
if i agree with that.
zxcvbnm
I know who you are anyway - your PMs give it away
you are LEO SAYER.
disgraceful
Yeah
The kind of gigs which are advertised as "7.30 for 8", that kind of thing.
If it's a dinner party... I love wearing my red wedged lacquered Japanese inspired
Sergio Rossi's... those shoes are sex on heels...
If it's a gig, my most comfy boots and jeans - things I can push my way to the front in comfortably without having my toes trampled on.
If it's the opera or jazz... usually a very sentimental piece of jewellry that I own - a family heirloom that belonged to my aunt who I never met but died in a tragic accident in Austria in 1959 at aged 21!
(I think I'm still drunk).
'Sex on heels'?
Mmm, balancey.
*abandon reply ;-)
COCK SOCKS
or my favourite nurses outfit
Riot gear
Truncheon, tear gas, that sort of thing.
one of those hats...
..with the beer holders on either side and straws leading to my mouth!
^^^ yes, pure class!
do you have a giant
foam hand so you can show your appreciation?
I've always wanted one of those.
clothing
otherwise people scream and throw things.
a duck.
tramps coat
people leave a nice gap around you then
plus a wooden crate for taking bets on
a top hat, a 2 foot high collar and the world's widest puffa jacket
A Pant
Whatever I've been wearing that day.
Who cares?
Tony Blair doesn't
Ten
gallon hat, toga, spurs and boxing gloves. You might have seen me
Spurs?
Chimbondahands.