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Get down! James Brown still hasn't been buried

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by Kev Kharas
Artists: James Brown

Former coffin dodger James Brown, who died on Christmas Day last year, has still not been buried as his family and friends continue to squabble over his estate.

The undertakers are still waiting on a unanimous decision as to where to bury the gold coffin that was beamed onto television sets worldwide as the planet watched his funeral.

The debate is between Brown's partner and his six children and three individuals who were named as trustees by Brown before his death. They are battling for the trust, which contains the (ex) singer's home and music rights.

They will meet today, as Brown's family continue to insist that the trustees mismanaged the estate and assets were in danger of being lost or stolen.


that headline

= genius


Mad props

For Kev.


Fack

He's going to be a wee bit fetid by now isn't he? Intermediate stages of decomposition 'n' all. Unless they cured him like a ham.


that's

my favourite headline ever right there.


mine was when i worked for the student paper

there was a preview of a story about nazi rock bands.

the headline: "the vinyl solution"

yes!


hahaha

that's genius


That headline's

classic


I saw

a shirt on a website that said 'James Brown is a sex machine if you're a necrophilliac' - Its not big or clever but, hell, I laughed.


^^

"Former coffin dodger"

Ha!


i heard another good one when he died...

have you heard james brown's new song?
it's called papa's got a brand new body bag
tasteless
&
unfunny


:D


the headline = ROFL

amazing.


Best Headline

When Sam Duckworth lost his music equipement

Get Cape. Lose Cape. Cry

Genius


.

Dammit, they might as well put some strings on him and bring him out for a farewell tour. Someone should steal it ala Gram Parsons.