double decker.
what the fuck is that shit in the middle? hideous, that's what.
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Marble
Flyte
Crunchie
Bounty
bounty's are shit.
^^ wrong
I did once have an unpleasent experiance with a boost
nasty shit
Marble?
they were ace!
Ebola Crunch
never really took off
Tse Tse Fry
nougat
there was some low fat cadbury thing
that tasted of poo poo
I think that was Flyte?
Also Caramac is that chocolate?
what IS caramac?
other than delicioso
It's 25 grams of SUGAR GOLD
Mmm, caramac. It's got so much sugar that it hurts to eat, but man. It's good while it lasts.
Caramac
and Milky Bar both give me headache. Fucking abhorrant things, they really are
yeah could be
foul chalky nonsense
You are beyond wrong
Beyond wrong.
topic
urghyurghurgh
cooking chocolate.
minging.
Also cooking apples....minging
........... for a reason!
they're cooking apples!!
They're rather big as well.
not like a granny smith thats for sure.
either
Picnic, Bounty, Double Decker or Kinder Bueno.
i had a peanut butter
bar thing once. that was horrendous.
Peanut butter in chocolate
can never be horrendous. it's probably the best thing ever
I once dislocated my
jaw on a malteser. So although it's not really a 'bar', I vote that. Rancid bubbles of crusty bumjuice.
nonsense
there are so many different ways to eat maltesers they provide hours of entertainment.
toblerone= most painful choc bar to eat. too angular.
You could eat most bars in many ways
From inside a horse, riding the roof of a range rover, in Grimsby, upside down, covered in totato ketchup, in French...
totato ketchup?
a cunning mix of potato and tomato..like the ultimate sauce free frie?
peanut butter kit kat
that was just wrong. and i love peanut butter. another reason why nestle is evil!
Reisan
Or whatever there called.
Oh and Dime bars (do they still sell them)
Aren't they called
DAIM now?
Dime bars are amazing
They are normally two for 35p in some mega long packaging AMAZING!
I agree with this
Dime ('Daim') bars are lovely. Just not filling enough :(
i second peanut kit kats
they don't taste of peanut butter or kit kats ... they're wrong wrong wrong
Crunchie.
It just tastes of cheap sugar and the yellow bits get's stuck on your teeth for ages.
The answer:
That new Boost with Guarana shite. Why ruin a perfectly good bar?!!? They made me sad.
I'm the only person...
in the country who likes those Guarana bars.
no you're not
i like them too :D
Double decker.
Crunchie.
Mars.
Snickers.
Yorkie.
Bounty.
Boost.
I'm picky.
And how the hell...
is a Double Decker bad?
It's just
chewy and bad.
snickers are underrated.
they are like a hearty meal.
what's wrong with Yorkies?!
You're wrong
About seven times in one post. Which might be a new world record.
me?
i speak the truth. THE TRUTH!
No, dumbledore
Follow the line of the reply! _antichocolatesong is WRONG.
About seven,
or seven exactly?
Secen exactly, I suppose
I like to add an element of vagueness in there.
doubel deckers used to be alright
before they starting putting genetically modified aids in.
timeouts are also shit.
wafer= rubbish.
Yeah true.
Speaking of which, I'm not a fan of Kit Kats.
What do you like?!?
Chocolate
that isn't ruined by fruit, nuts, nougat, cream, wafer, coconut, caramel...
unless theyre in one of them bumperpack
16 for £1.50 deals!
You can't really beat a good ol family tub of nutella with a table spoon! a girl's best fwend.
Mars bars are shit
So are Twixes.
HOW?
Just really boring.
also nuts aren't my friend, and I've had bad experiences of people throwing Mars bars at me!
:'(
I like double deckers.
This sort of fits in this thread
am currently eating Trident SPLASH, chewing gum with juice in it... this is strawberry and lime flavour. It's weird. Will let you know marks out of ten once I've established it's staying power...
It's called 'trident'?
That's a little unfortunate.
Hersheys taste as if
they've just been thrown up.
Yes.
Poor Americans, they have no good chocolate. My friend is studying there at the moment and we have to send her decent chocolate to stop her from killing herself.
.
Has anyone actually finished a Double Decker bar in under 5 minutes? I know I can't.
Yes.
It only takes me 10 seconds to devour it's amazing goodness.
kit kats
chunkies
bountys
What's a chunky?
Do you mean Kit kat chunkies? Or is there a new chocolate bar called a Chunky? If there is, someone please send me one.
OH GOD
I MEANT CRUNCHIES!!!!
:((((((((((((((
All
Except Trio.
anything with turkish delight in.
racist
OH GOD WHEN WILL THIS JOKE GO AWAY
IT MAKES ME WANT TO DIE
Soz
racist
AGAIN
to be fair
i was using it in a far more sardonic manner than most.
i'm sorry, umeet :(
cadburys dairy milk
doesn't even taste of chocolate, rank.
But it is chocolate!
OK, 2% cocoa or whatever, but that's good enough for me.
but WHAT'S THE OTHER 98%?
probably sawdust/ground up meat/dogs eggs. i bet.
Again.
It's good enough for me.
Twix
chocolate and caramel and cardboard
crunchie,
cadbury dairy milk,
cadbury caramel,
cadbury flake.
anything that has
anything other than chocolate in.
i'm never letting you in
chocolate soup ever again.
ever.
You guys should try Finnish chocolate.
Nobody ever talks about its greatness on an international scale but I tell you, it's the BEST I'VE EVER HAD.
you don't get enough
ritter sport and milka bars in this country either.
Ahh milka.
I love you.
Agreed
Finnish choc is the best!
i'm not a fan of double deckers
i'm sure they were nice when i was young. same goes with Milky Way. When they got relaunched they just turned to shit.
Remember when Milky Ways
were brown rather than white inside? Or did this not actually happen?
yeah
pointless that was.
that's what i'm talking about!
that was the classic milky way.
"Red car and a blue car had a race
all red wants to do is stuff his face
he eats everything he sees,
*something something* trees,
but smart old blue he took the Milky Way!"
It's probably an EU directive
because 'milky' should be represented by the a whiteish colour rather than brown. LEAVE ME ALONE, Brussels, I like my Bananas bent, but am fairly indifferent to using either imperial or metric measurements. Both are good. Cheers.
Yorkie
the chocolate they make it with is bad bad bad. tastes like ash
otherwise, probably Topic
also yorkies
are so hard you have to use enormous force to even make a dent in them, upon which the whole thing snaps suddenly and your teeth slam together painfully
Flake
and variants (e.g. Twist, Snowflake). They're like fingernails down a blackboard on my tongue. Ugh. Galaxy Ripple is good though. It's all smooth and mmm.
but without flakes
a '99' ice cream would not exist. The world would be a poorer place for that.
An ice-cream van
jingled its bell and parked outside my flat last night at 9pm. It was -15. What the fuck is up with this country?
No it wouldn't
They'd just use half a Twix instead, and the world would in fact be significantly better.
topic
and picnic
-
Crunchie blasts and white chocolate flakes and both disgusting. Modern "twists" on old chocolate bars are generaly nasty, the exception being Peanut butter Kit Kats which are food of the gods.
Fry's Chocolate Cream
Chalky chocolate filled with toothpaste.
Fucking shit.
Yeah that stuff
is just sick.
You're in Doha, right?
Is there any decent 'local' chocolate there, or is it all stuff you can get in the UK?