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Your Face Here? Duloks offer advertising space... on their behinds

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by Mike Diver
Artists: The Duloks

London-based pop trio The Duloks are raising money for a trip to the Far East in a very unusual fashion: the girls are offering advertisers to pimp their products via the medium of arse.

Yup, the girls are offering you, perhaps, the opportunity to put your face on their shorts. Why? They have to raise money to fly out to play the Baybeats Festival in Singapore. And they're poor. And they've shorts. And behinds. Makes sense? Guess so.

Says singer Mira: "It's going to be superhard to raise money for the flights but it's a once in a lifetime opportunity that we're determined to take a shot at least! Why do flights have to be so expensive?!"

To encourage young girls to poke their bottoms in the faces of men old enough to know better than to dribble a bit? Probably. The Duloks' debut single, '(I'm Gonna Follow Your) Star Trail', is out later this year, and the band's MySpace can be clicked to here.

Should you want to take out a little advertising space on the girls' shorts (!), e-mail info@duloks.com. You bad man, you.


these guys

are fucking shit, be ashamed if you like them


uh oh

I am *in* the band and I'm ashamed


whichever one of you

'dissed' me from stage during your show at the Social because I was wearing a white top and being a bit still, and having a go at me for needing to visit the lavatory mid-gig, you were oddly hot, so i'll let you off.


these guys

are actually fucking great.


they are fucking great

and this is a brilliant idea to raise money. "dulok aid"!


Actually

that was at stealth snow_brig

They were a-gradely shit that night. If anything will put me off a product, it will be seeing it on their asses. yuk!


I'll give you

Fifty quid for

"Indonesian sand sucks"


I guess i'm ashamed

except that I'm not

poo sucks to you bobj


who?


yeah who


yeah, yeah who?


No, but really

Who?


you'll find out at the next silver sun gig

if you actually come to this one.


I tried last time!

Damn you. I'll be there. I pwomise x

Unless, I'm like, not there, or something.


Ian Botham

sold his arse space to British Beef (see awful new TV advert). And look where it got him!


on TV?

go Duloks?


not gash not great


father ted quote of the day:

".. they ALL have lovely bottoms.."


Top idea

...but it's a bit cheeky. (wild guffaws ensue)


In related news

I'm selling advertising space on my elbow if anyone's interested.