London-based pop trio The Duloks are raising money for a trip to the Far East in a very unusual fashion: the girls are offering advertisers to pimp their products via the medium of arse.
Yup, the girls are offering you, perhaps, the opportunity to put your face on their shorts. Why? They have to raise money to fly out to play the Baybeats Festival in Singapore. And they're poor. And they've shorts. And behinds. Makes sense? Guess so.
Says singer Mira: "It's going to be superhard to raise money for the flights but it's a once in a lifetime opportunity that we're determined to take a shot at least! Why do flights have to be so expensive?!"
To encourage young girls to poke their bottoms in the faces of men old enough to know better than to dribble a bit? Probably. The Duloks' debut single, '(I'm Gonna Follow Your) Star Trail', is out later this year, and the band's MySpace can be clicked to here.
Should you want to take out a little advertising space on the girls' shorts (!), e-mail info@duloks.com. You bad man, you.
these guys
are fucking shit, be ashamed if you like them
uh oh
I am *in* the band and I'm ashamed
whichever one of you
'dissed' me from stage during your show at the Social because I was wearing a white top and being a bit still, and having a go at me for needing to visit the lavatory mid-gig, you were oddly hot, so i'll let you off.
these guys
are actually fucking great.
they are fucking great
and this is a brilliant idea to raise money. "dulok aid"!
Actually
that was at stealth snow_brig
They were a-gradely shit that night. If anything will put me off a product, it will be seeing it on their asses. yuk!
I'll give you
Fifty quid for
"Indonesian sand sucks"
I guess i'm ashamed
except that I'm not
poo sucks to you bobj
who?
yeah who
yeah, yeah who?
No, but really
Who?
you'll find out at the next silver sun gig
if you actually come to this one.
who are they then?
waitiiiiiiiiiiiiiing
a fucking great band
I tried last time!
Damn you. I'll be there. I pwomise x
Unless, I'm like, not there, or something.
Ian Botham
sold his arse space to British Beef (see awful new TV advert). And look where it got him!
on TV?
go Duloks?
not gash not great
duloks are ace.
mira is my wife.
They're supporting Silver Sun at your gig aren't they?
I should have read the rest of the thread
Sorry.
yessums.
father ted quote of the day:
".. they ALL have lovely bottoms.."
Top idea
...but it's a bit cheeky. (wild guffaws ensue)
In related news
I'm selling advertising space on my elbow if anyone's interested.