I met some horses. I went to the stables and got there and was like 'OMG, these horses aren't very big' and chuckled at my previous fear.
Then she was all like "they're in size order" in my face and we turned a corner and they were like 40ft tall and tried to eat me.
My story, by Colin Roberts, 22, London.
i feel your pain
horses don't like me, either :'(
IF i was a horse
id be a Shire.
you wouldn't be given a choice
i love shires
Horses are lovely
even the big 'scary looking' ones.
*irrational fear alert*
they're nice, horses
aren't they?
When I see a horse close up I always think "What a thoroughly decent chap".
why were they in size order?
that's very tidy.
what order would you put horses in
if you were asked to sort them?
definitely not alphabetical
or chronological
probably in some kind of colour gradient - starting with the darkest first
but then, you didn't ask me
no
but it's nice to know.
RACIST!
it makes it easier
to stack them up in the corner when the floors need to be cleaned
like a nest of tables?
nooooo
see, you've got it all wrong. the small ones go on top! like a pyramid of horse
tbh
i like horses they're my friends
There's nearly always
a girl in your class at school who's obsessed with horses. You can spot horsey people a mile off. I don't personally find them scary, more dull.
I like horses
can you spot me? Well? Can ya?
And to top it off I am not even going to type *does evasive dancey dance* because I think it's pretty much implied, don't you?
defo
thats what horsey people DO.
AND I THOUGHT I WAS DIFFERENT
*world shatters*
I'd like a monkey
*I'm*
LOL Starshaped
i have never heard horses referred to as dull.
horses are awesome.
i used to go horseriding every saturday/sunday and used to work in the local stables too. i also had 2 ponies when i was 10 - until we moved to the city :(
they're fucking cool. but yes, can be scary.
horsome
whoresome
clever
sarcastic?
I met a jedi horse once.
I love the beauty of a horse racing over the hills and boughs
and through the spinneys and hedgerows of the countryside - I envy you crabbers - are you a race horse owner now or something?
Nah
He's bought a glue factory.
^ oh shut up no you didn't
please get over star wars
^^ that was meant in GOOD HUMOUR everybody
Well, I lolled
heh
you can...heh... put ... heh... jedi as your religion <breath in> heh on the census form now. Heh
you mock
but i'm about 80% sure you did that.
you'd be 100% wrong!
I take the census very seriously. A little TOO seriously if you were to ask my wife. Don't.
that
is funny
camels are like horses but given a few rare candies
^deep shit
i don't like horses
1) they are big and want to stand on me/eat me
2) i'm really allergic to them
3) one bit my finger once
I feel EXACTLY the same
about Russians.
me neither
they're big, scary, can outrun you easy and kick you in the face even easier
yes "CAN" but "DON'T"
I'm not taking that risk
I'd rather have a donkey
and by have I mean own, not 'have'
oh dear
has zxcvbnm stole your account?
i like donkeys
they're clearly the admin monkeys of the equine world.
donkeys are EVIL
I always think I like horses
until I'm right up close to one and they make me feel slightly nervous. Not scared, just uneasy.