from the top of the thigh to the narrowest point of the waist. I found it while working at a clothes shop clearing a loft - it used to be used to display knickers I'd imagine. I also found a white hand which would have been used to model gloves or jewellry, but I unfortunately smashed all the fingers off it using it to "play" a heating duct at a recent Junkplanet gig.
About six years ago it would have been Queen Of The Troubled Teens on 7", but as Idlewild have become more mediocre over the years it's kind of lost its cool status.
See: Rule 16(2)(a) of "Heh" (which stipulates that "'heh' can used to illustrate a level of agreement through the insinuation of humour being found within the preceding statement.")
"Can be used as a tool of a derisive nature if placed
(1) after a preceding statement to which it bears no direct relevance; or
(2) after a preceding statement which contains a distinct lack of wit or correct grammer and/or spelling; or
(3) after a preceding statement by any of the following people:
(a) zxcvbnm
(b) IndieAndy_Jones
(c) Theo-GB
or maybe my old 1960s 3piece tweed suit
or maybe my two 1960s german fabric-shade lamps
actually, none of these are very cool are they? ah well, they are for me.
cool ?
nothing !
valuable ?
The safety EP...
A cock?
.
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y131/alcxxk/EPISODEONE.jpg
A cock thats not yours?
Well... I drew him
Pigfoot.
my slave portfolio really needs some work :'(
I can do cool!
Love Buzz 7"
The World
Its mine.
All mine!
a vibrator?
I have the Dive 7"
but that's not as cool
I know the least cool thing I own
is an official Nintendo Wii carry case.
That or a Be Here Now box set.
a be here now boxset?
what's in that?
is each tracked mixed out with additional guitar solos until it fills an entire CD?
don't
get me started on Be Here Now
a lot of old transistor radios
lots of crystal port decanters
old things in multiples, generally.
A rubber centurions helmet
A builders helmet
A policeman's helmet
'Betty' by Helmet
A signed picture of Helmut Kohl
^^^^^^
thread ruiner
^^^^^^
Helmet
Telephone call from Mr Pot for you 'meths'
wants to speak to Mr Kettle? Something about a colour...
is it
pol pot?
Yes
Wanting to speak to John Kettley. I misheard his original request. Sorry, wrong thread!
The Ultimate Ric Flair Collection on dvd
9 hours of 'The Nature Boy'
cool ?
Are you sure ?
yes
Snes
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah
red leather studded cowboy boots
if I could marry them, I would. I may get married IN them.
I dunno.
A big plastic arse?
Two smashed/mended cheap flying V copies?
Giant brilliant computer?
collection of vintage woven 60's square end ties?
Im intrigued by your big plastic A**e
John. I need to know more about it.
It is a womans hip / pelvis / arse area
from the top of the thigh to the narrowest point of the waist. I found it while working at a clothes shop clearing a loft - it used to be used to display knickers I'd imagine. I also found a white hand which would have been used to model gloves or jewellry, but I unfortunately smashed all the fingers off it using it to "play" a heating duct at a recent Junkplanet gig.
existential = my mind
material = my sword
WAY OF THE SAMOURI
Its not japanese
so that would be inappropriate, I have my own tao.
Dunno really.
About six years ago it would have been Queen Of The Troubled Teens on 7", but as Idlewild have become more mediocre over the years it's kind of lost its cool status.
Perhaps my guitar (US Telecaster)
IF you ever feel like giving it away...
:)
The guitar
or the single?
the single
Hmm
I'm still holding out hope that Idlewild DO eventually become the new REM, and then I can sell it for millions of pounds.
I'll keep you posted though.
okay
I'll look you up when they become the new Wet Wet Wet
Hot Snakes poster
signed by Speedo.
That IS cool!
Probably the prawns in my freezer
How lateral of me
You're literally thinking outside the (freezer) box
How lateral of you
Well, I am walking sideways at the moment
HE'S A CRAB!
I KNEW it.
Crab people, crab people
Look like crabs
Talk like people
need to take care lest
their shells are literally/laterally misinterpreted and loaded into slack howitzers
no not lateral
literal
my house
how very colateral of me
It is both lateral and literal
And I can prove it in a court of law.
using the geneva conventions?
ALL OF THEM?
*applause*
You can now be upgraded to "human being"!
no fair enough I do accept your viewpoint
how liberal of me
*laberal
Ta mate!
How local of me
Adam West's autograph?
I'll buy it off you.
Do you accept paperclips as currency?
a sega mega drive
I'd need change.
Possibly in old copies of Street Fighter 2.
heh
:(
NO!
NO! NO!
See: Rule 16(2)(a) of "Heh" (which stipulates that "'heh' can used to illustrate a level of agreement through the insinuation of humour being found within the preceding statement.")
I saw a van
number plate somethingorother HEH this morning, i was going to photo it but was scared of the points police
Oh.
Well that's good then. Last time I saw it being used was to batter IndieAndy_Jones into a spiralling column of depression.
Dass why I wuz confuzed
That's Rule 19
"Can be used as a tool of a derisive nature if placed
(1) after a preceding statement to which it bears no direct relevance; or
(2) after a preceding statement which contains a distinct lack of wit or correct grammer and/or spelling; or
(3) after a preceding statement by any of the following people:
(a) zxcvbnm
(b) IndieAndy_Jones
(c) Theo-GB
"
*grammar
These Rules were clearly not proof-read. Stupid Rule makers...
heh
And here we see Rule 19(2) in demonstration!
Thank you, you complete and utter bastard.
Oh I didnt realise that celebrety stuff was cool
in that case, I'll trump you with a pair of simon le bon's smalls
midget circus
with dwarf animals
a signed platinum disc
of 'Dial Tone Heart' by Junkplanet.
not really. I do own one of these though:
http://www.genesis-publications.com/books/bowie/
WAIT!
I have Bobby Charltons autograph. that is cool :)
did he sign yer boo.....
abandon reply
(whilst dual interpretation is still possible)
NO.
I own
loads of cool things, like my car, black, fast, noisy, smelly, air conditioned foot spa, it rules!
good for getting your women to A&E when they've had one
of their "accidents"?
heh.
Is there
a rule about self-'heh'ing? I demand action be taken against this verbose internet jester.
You've lost me
Do not pass GO. Do not collect £200.
Oh right. Now I see.
There isn't a Rule but "self heh-ing" is implied as being "legal" in the preamble:
"Heh is a versatile linguistic tool. WITH HILARIOUS CONSEQUENCES!"
hah! <in the mrs craboble style)
Is wai superior
heh
^^ That's Rule 2. Synopsis: mocking disagreement.
I've gone off you
I thought you were vegetarian soup, but your not, you have crustacians
er... my accordian?
or maybe my old 1960s 3piece tweed suit
or maybe my two 1960s german fabric-shade lamps
actually, none of these are very cool are they? ah well, they are for me.
maybe the suit is cool
pix of you wearing it please
I win
with my mighty SLEDGEHAMMER = coolest boy thing ever
A tape
of an hour long interview with Robert Fisk.
Well, I think it's cool...