NME Awards: winners in full

that's all.

winners Enter Shikari???!!!!
I could never imagine Peel if he were alive today playing their kiddie emo schtick somehow.

i cant think of anything

I remember when these were an alternative to the Brits. Now look at them.

That Killers video is awful!

who lets Matt Bellamy be awarded sexiest man.

What the fuck?

John Peel Innovation Award - Enter Shikari

WTF?

That should be someone like..deerhoof?

That film is god-awful. This is a pile of poo.

The nominees were just as rubbish as well. My favourite story about this was the nme's one about the predictable "doherty controvesy". He got kicked out because he tried to steal a spoon. Yes, a spoon.

Is he in The Twang?

are The Twang?

Radar award last year, signed to Rough Trade and doing well this year.

Who are NME's actual readership these days?

Muse? Best British Band?
MCR? Best International Artist? Makes me feel ill.
Who the fuck are 'the Twang' anyway?
What exactly makes Gerard Way a hero? Coping with going prematurely gray?
What exactly is good about the Brixton Academy?

God I could almost carry on for every award, props to Klaxons, Jamie T and the Mighty Boosh though.

And the NME cant stand it.

WTF SHE IS COOL

Even the shitty non-awards are wrong, jesus.

PS I cannot believe the cheek of naming it the John Peel Innovation Award.

Other than that, PREDICTABLE.

were the only saving grace of what was an awful, awful piece of television.

Dorian: "The best band from Birmingham since Ocean Colour Scene.. (Kate laughs) . . . THE TWANG!!"

Oh I love that band, even when they're being a bit rude.

between my chemical romance and panic at the disco, exactly

but today in the times there was an article about these awards, and instead of putting a picture of Enter Shakari, they'd put one of Shakira.

Well, it made me laugh anyway.

Best International Band - My Chemical Romance
Hero Of The Year - Gerard Way, My Chemical Romance
Worst Band - Panic! At The Disco

Don't they basically come from the same school of shit emo tailor-made for fat teenagers in black eyeliner?

"John Peel Innovation Award - Enter Shikari"

I think I can hear the sound of a man turning in his grave.

And ran from my friend's house screaming.

Awful television. Awful awards. Awful performances. At least Simon Pegg and Nick Frost made it bearable a couple of years back.

The Arctic Monkeys won that award last year...?

....the world still turns.

Mighty Boosh just encourages retards to dress like retards. Do any of those kids realise that Noel Fielding is the fall guy in that show? If I walked into Rescue Rooms dressed as Stan Laurel, would that be cool?
Infact, don't answer that.

er, note just how drunk sarah "cleaning up" harding was presenting the first award?
or is it one of those 'no-one cares' things?

Painful to watch, painful to listen to, feel a little ashamed i watched most of it too.

what was with all the bad vibes and slagging off?

and the script was appalling, i only heard swearing, not laughing.

badly organised, badly informed, uninteresting bands.

cock

is the worst venue ive ever been to. fact. I went there again last night and it was terrible.
At least Mighty Boosh are getting some recognition.

the sexiest man? Are you sure that's not a joke? LOL Even Matt himself wouldn't expect that, I am sure.

How did My Chemical Romance win Best International Band they're so useless, and Gerard Way won Hero Of The Year, that doesn't make any sence, the man dyed his hair white to look like a corpse!

...is it a coincidence that these people are dead, and therefore cannot protest to shit bands receiving awards under their name.

notice how lauren laverne completely bombed? it was weird... they get this pseudo-witty presenter making gags to a hall full of gimps trying their hardest not to care. and when the editor came on, they were all talking over his speech as well. it's his fucking magazine! none of them cared. except for the radio presenters who were embarrassingly out of their element and came off like... just weird.
how is it that all of these bands, except for arctic monkeys, look like adam ant's filthy afterbirth, with stupid hairstyles, stupid shitty clothes that all look the same, and they all have to say fuck in every sentence. fuck...
bring back the spice girls!

was from Arctic Monkeys and Kasabian.

I was writing an NME-awards pisstake, that's exactly what the list would have looked like.

but arn't the awards supposed to be about music?

WTF kate moss?

at least the mighty boosh won the award. the rest is shit. i hate nme.

...at the winners of the innovation award.

Christ!!!

yeh, good work on being so innovative.

Just gonna stick on some 'Horse the Band'

Ahahahaha

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i watched about 10 minutes before i came to the conclusion that going to bed would be more interesting.

newsflash to the nme - being unconscious is better than anything you can rustle up. oh dear.

Sexiest man - Matt Bellamy! hehehe.

Should have been Sexiest woman - Beth Ditto as well! What has Kate Moss got to do with anything to do with music - oh no wait she was married to a pop star wasn't she.

I know that you guys are pissed about kate bell and all, but has anyone noticed THESE TWO FUCKING CATEGORIES IN A MUSIC AWARD?

Villain Of The Year - George W Bush
Hero Of The Year - Gerard Way, My Chemical Romance

George Bush? Why the fuck is he in a music award show?

come on! are you kidding me? i actually believe that they are great! Who are the other nominees anyway? There are a lot worst band compared to them. MCR is even worse. oh yeah, and isn't it by March 2, they already dropped the exclamation point (!) to their name? :P it's gone like, since january 9. so yeah. DROP THE EXCLAMATION POINT!

this stuff isn't true. this NME award thing is bullshit.