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what shall i post about today?

inspired by the "ten types of DiS poster" thread i made this. its what people post about 'n' that.

1. bloc party are good/shite.
2. what pete/johnny borell are up to today.
3. nme is shite (strange when you consider no.2).
4. people who have no pics on profile (843 posts y'know).
5. something about keane.
6. something about simpsons/family guy/ little britain.
7. misc.
8. stupid lists. (i realise the irony)

feel free to add a no.9. tell me what you think etc.


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    9. mixtapes :)
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      We post about lots more.
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        hence no.7.
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    9. The eternal question of whether it's right to hurl abuse people who like unquestionably terrible music
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      I don't think it's right to hurl people, even if they are 'abuse people'.
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        Bah, one slip up, and you're all over me like a pack of rabid weasels. Bloody Oxford students.
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          Sorry about that. For some reason I've got it into my head tonight that I'm witty!
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        hahaha, sounds like a Brasseye-ism if ever I heard one
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          It's easy to kill an Otter isn't it...just kick its face off.
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            That part is one of the best from the entire series of brasseye.

            There is a parent riot currently in Leeds which started after a paedophile in a microlight committed an overhead perversion at Headingly stadium. But police helicopters soon chased him into pylons where he crashed screaming like a pig in a war.

            As is this
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              hahahaha! brilliant.
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        i think abuse isn't heavy enough. hurling anvils though has some mileage perhaps... appart from the accuracy problem. what about using one of those machines made especially to hurl little sharp pieces of metal, what are they called? you know, they're all the rage in the army...
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          Sharpened anvil catapults?
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            Yeah, something like that. You should patent that and set up a stall outside Keane gigs. You could do a 2-for-1 offer on a ticket and an anvil catapult.
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      10 (though not so more) Speculation on possible Brainlove alter-egos.
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        and i bet fullerov is one of them...i smell a conspiracy *mutters*
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          Phoney, quick look at the Phoney!
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            point and laugh at the phoney!
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        grrr there are non! how many times...
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          We know.

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        11. Why the Arcade Fire / latest Pitchfork darlings are so grrreeeat!

        Which almost invariably turns into:

        12. Why the Arcade Fire / latest Pitchfork darlings are so overrated
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          Hey I finished the first half of the Keane-hate song
          click here
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            Hehe. Sounding good :)
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              if anyone can think of any lyrics that match the syllable patterns, and are about why most indie bands are fuckin cock, let me know. i have been trying to get lyrics for that tune for over a week now.
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                this seems to be turning into no.5. i haven't planned for this.
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                I like the tune Brains. I can't hear the lyrics too well. Send me
                them, I want to read.
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                  "your new band is so now!
                  (a-minor, e-minor)
                  or is it too low brow?
                  (n-n-n-n-n-no brow?)
                  I heard you killed a cash cow...
                  I didn't think you knew how
                  (left-right-left)...
                  I hate you and all your sucker guitar bands,
                  listen to me waste them one by one,
                  strummin' and a-cryin' bout their ex-girlfriends -
                  if they knew what it was then they'd probly be allergic to fun"

                  so far
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                    haha, not bad. is that u singing? just i expected u to have a brummy accent!
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                      yeah, its me singin... brummie? god no. i have 'non-specific english' with an unintentional mockerney twang when i get near a mic for some reason.
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                        i see. sounds very mockney parklife era with electronica. it's alright though.
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                    Oh funny. Erm the last line though, no. I hate a-crying to. Who are you poking fun at indie bands NME style? Plus I don't see Keane in it because they don't have much guitar going on. Cash Cow is my favourite line though.
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                      hmmm. tough crowd. the second verse may take longer than i thought.
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                        i wasn't dissing it. like i said before, it's just not my bag, dude. but i like the mockney thing :). that wasn't meant to sound negative!
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                          nah s'ok i was talking to patricide and semi-joking anyway ;)
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                            Huh? I was being constructive. I am a tough crowd but at least I'm truthful and honest.
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                    mopey indie bands really arent very fashionable
                    popular, yes, fashionable and "now", no.

                    agressive indie-electro is more the cliche of the now (or a least a coupla years back).

                    that doesnt make it bad, just, as i see it, misdirected.


                    "I hear that you and your band have sold your guitars and bought turntables.
                    I hear that you and your band have sold your turntables and bought guitars. "
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                      There is nowhere near enough "indie-electro" (?) for it be a cliche. The few bands there are that are noteworthy have not penetrated the mainstream in any real way. I think you are jumping the gun by a long way when you are pronouncing developing or semi-underground movements as a cliche...

                      But then you knew when you posted that I would completely disagree with you. And, of course, I do. When we are seeing "aggressive indie-electro" on CD:UK every week maybe you will have a point, but for now it's still the killers and keane that are defining 'now' for most people.
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                        people who watch cd:uk dont venture opinions on what is "so now".
                        and i doubt that your intended audience is cd:uk viewers.
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                          ... oh yeah?


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                            good for you then.
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                              are you in the mystery jets?
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                                no
                                i occassionally do extra percussion for them live and silly little stuff, and do their lights when i can. and my old band used to share drummers with them. and i love them. hard.