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haircut bands

i was told i "look like i was in a haircut band" and got abuse about being "trendy" today.

I pay £7 for my haircut. Discuss.

to be honest i think it's the fact i dress with a fair level of decorum and my cheekbones are all well defined like...haters


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    hard to say from your picture...
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      i'm not putting myself on the internet, so you can have alan vega instead.
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        i don't get this webpic paranoia... can you explain?
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          Well if people know where you live and what you look like they can track you down and kill you.

          Shit.
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          i don't want people to recognise me at shows...plus i'll get abuse over my looks, seriously. i've been called "julian casablancas with a skinnier face" before.
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          Here is a reason for webpic paranoia. Guess who the band is.
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            The Brainloves ?
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              L7
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                Guess again.
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                  I guess I should have left one of the faces uncovered. And the overall yellowness of Brainlove's face isn't helping at all.
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                  Wiggles you motherfucker! This is a backstabbing of Shakespearean proportions! Send those MP3's back, I'm washing my hands of you! I think they should be called Being John Brainovich.
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            Its the Strokes innit?
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              This is a pretty good game (until Brainlove ruined it). I'm going to start a thread where you have to guess the name of the crap band whose faces have been brainloved out.
              • Re: haircut bands

                nooooooooooooooo
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                  YYYYYYYYyeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssss!
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    Pah, 7 quid for haircut? You ponce.

    Buy a pair of clippers and give yourself a grade 1 all over.
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      i pay £7 too...uncanny.
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      most i ever paid was £30. Got a head massage from a beautiful lady and a couple of beers with that though...
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        and a special "massage" eh John? You dirtbag you!
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          "head" massage no less! was she eastern european?
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          Is this gang up on Brainlove day?

          Darcy, you got The Texas Jerusalem Crossroad yet? Changing the subject a bit.
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            I need a haircut. Where did you get this down, Brainlove?
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            John's a big boy (just ask his hair dresser) he can take a little ribbing.

            Haven't got it yet. Savig money for my imminent holiday, but will get it when I get back. I want the new Kings of Convenience album too, and Silent Alarm, and about 50 other albums. Pah!
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              it was toni and guy.
              and the head massage was very nice.
              she used this minty oil stuff.

              (there you go carry-on fans, more ammunition)
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                Oooooh Matron! She oiled you up did she? oh I say!
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                  to be honest mate, £30 is pretty bad...

                  if you've ever had a manicure or a pedicure you might lose all your "indie" cred.

                  grow a mop! don't wash! get anorexia or an alcohol problem!
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                    Nah, I'm the opposite. An indie gent. None of this stinking no washing, bad hair, dirty nails shit for me. Nor hanging round in dark corners in a man coat that looks like you skinned it from a wild boar 20 years ago (eh darcy? ;)

                    Hip flasks! Vera Wang aftershave at £50 a bottle! Suits! Interpol would agree with me.
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                      i want a sterling silver hip flask.
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                      i like the suits and that, but it's hardly a good idea when you're watching DFA1979 and your hair feels like beer. just wear a t shirt and get the fag burns on your arms instead.
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                      So would Maximo Park on suits Brainlove.
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                      It was a donkey I skinned dammit! With my bare hands. *grunt grunt*
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                      you sound like a poser to me.
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                        me? guilty as charged.
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                          hmm. whenever i see posers, i give them a cut eye (a dirty look). not some horrible physical assault with glass.
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                            i like posers. i just think of them as people who make an effort. obviously if they have a shit attitude the attraction fades very quickly. but i don't think it's shallow to be interested in clothes and dressing up. and i dont think its good to jump to the conclusion that 'posers' are automatically dull/bad people....
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                              I think some guys are too metrosexual though. Like using the clinique cleansing programme, taking ages in the shower, to choose clothes etc is a turn off. Clean/tidy boy who keeps himself looking neat etc is all that's needed. Soon women will be the saturday shopping bag carriers.
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                              i guess. it's just that they usually give me a dirty look, or an "i'm superior to you" look, just cos they're wearing whatever style they've stolen from whoever's cool/hot this week. i don't start it. they start it!!

                              but sometimes i get appreciative looks of "hmm, nice outfit", cos i too like to look semi-good. some even stare at a particular clothing/accessory item i know they wanna steal. just i don't overdo it,y'know? and saying all this, i do still want a silver hip flask.

                              i jus find that most posers are dull, cos they have only their "style" to fall back on.
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                                well, there's wearing something because you like it and there's being a nathan barley with no brain and a 20 foot striped scarf that you wear in a club.

                                i forgot to take my scarf off once and got abuse for wearing it indoors. :( IT WAS COLD!
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                                  err. i wear my scarf indoors. it is a long scarf and won't fit in any pocket. and i like the way it looks :-S not indoors all night or anything obviously. but perhaps slightly longer than neccessary. will scarf it on my next pic.
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                                if theyre interesting, theyre not posing, theyre being stylish.

                                posing = conveying something visually that isnt backed up beyond superficialities.
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                          i want to start a band called the narcissists which basically involves 3 bezzes and 2 sid viciousses, we'd be as big as brandon flowers.
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                            sex pistols on channel 2
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                              shit i missed that sex pistols programme, anyone know when a repeat is on?
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                                it wasn't very good, just mclaren and rotten swearing at each other.
                                • I do recall...

                                  that when I used to know the guy from Veto Silver, he paid £92 for a haircut...

                                  Ninety two fucking quid.

                                  I no longer know him.

              • punnage

                sounds like somebody toni and died here